#queueing — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #queueing, aggregated by home.social.
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Someone asked me this afternoon “Is this the line for the cable car?”
I replied “I’m not sure. I’m #British, I just saw a queue so stood in it.”
The person asking just looked confused, but a lady two spots down from her overheard and burst out laughing, before giving me a big grin.It was indeed the cable car queue, as I explained a moment later to the person who had asked, once I’d finished amusing myself.
Well I thought it was funny at least! And quick, I think you’ll find. 😁
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Someone asked me this afternoon “Is this the line for the cable car?”
I replied “I’m not sure. I’m #British, I just saw a queue so stood in it.”
The person asking just looked confused, but a lady two spots down from her overheard and burst out laughing, before giving me a big grin.It was indeed the cable car queue, as I explained a moment later to the person who had asked, once I’d finished amusing myself.
Well I thought it was funny at least! And quick, I think you’ll find. 😁
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Someone asked me this afternoon “Is this the line for the cable car?”
I replied “I’m not sure. I’m #British, I just saw a queue so stood in it.”
The person asking just looked confused, but a lady two spots down from her overheard and burst out laughing, before giving me a big grin.It was indeed the cable car queue, as I explained a moment later to the person who had asked, once I’d finished amusing myself.
Well I thought it was funny at least! And quick, I think you’ll find. 😁
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Someone asked me this afternoon “Is this the line for the cable car?”
I replied “I’m not sure. I’m #British, I just saw a queue so stood in it.”
The person asking just looked confused, but a lady two spots down from her overheard and burst out laughing, before giving me a big grin.It was indeed the cable car queue, as I explained a moment later to the person who had asked, once I’d finished amusing myself.
Well I thought it was funny at least! And quick, I think you’ll find. 😁
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That tool I wrote some years ago because you couldn’t be arsed to find a #batch #queueing and capacity management tool? It’s being rehabilitated to work with present-day versions of tools and libraries.
I hope you’re happy, #developers. Enjoy your hollow victory over many years of refusing to address #technicaldebt. I will be keeping the #receipts.
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That tool I wrote some years ago because you couldn’t be arsed to find a #batch #queueing and capacity management tool? It’s being rehabilitated to work with present-day versions of tools and libraries.
I hope you’re happy, #developers. Enjoy your hollow victory over many years of refusing to address #technicaldebt. I will be keeping the #receipts.
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That tool I wrote some years ago because you couldn’t be arsed to find a #batch #queueing and capacity management tool? It’s being rehabilitated to work with present-day versions of tools and libraries.
I hope you’re happy, #developers. Enjoy your hollow victory over many years of refusing to address #technicaldebt. I will be keeping the #receipts.
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Lab 7.1 : QoS
https://zpr.io/CwFMy8i55guk
This lab will provide a demonstration of how to configure Quality of Service (QoS) on a MikroTik router, showcasing the different methods available for setting up traffic queuing.
#mikrotik #routeros #qos #queueing #pcq #bandwidth -
Lab 7.1 : QoS
https://zpr.io/CwFMy8i55guk
This lab will provide a demonstration of how to configure Quality of Service (QoS) on a MikroTik router, showcasing the different methods available for setting up traffic queuing.
#mikrotik #routeros #qos #queueing #pcq #bandwidth -
"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html
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"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html
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"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html
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"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html
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"Members of the British public have chosen to trample on decades – nay, centuries – of tradition. That’s right – people have started queueing in pubs."
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/pubs-bar-single-file-queue-wetherspoons-b2545437.html
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Things I'll probably never understand about #queueing while #traveling:
People that stand up at the earliest sign of boarding and wait in line at a closed #airport gate and don't just chill in the chairs until the line moves and is a bit shorter.
Surely you'll all get the seat you've been assigned? This isn't the USA after all...
(Families with kids I can somewhat understand)
#peopleareweird -
Things I'll probably never understand about #queueing while #traveling:
People that stand up at the earliest sign of boarding and wait in line at a closed #airport gate and don't just chill in the chairs until the line moves and is a bit shorter.
Surely you'll all get the seat you've been assigned? This isn't the USA after all...
(Families with kids I can somewhat understand)
#peopleareweird -
Things I'll probably never understand about #queueing while #traveling:
People that stand up at the earliest sign of boarding and wait in line at a closed #airport gate and don't just chill in the chairs until the line moves and is a bit shorter.
Surely you'll all get the seat you've been assigned? This isn't the USA after all...
(Families with kids I can somewhat understand)
#peopleareweird -
Things I'll probably never understand about #queueing while #traveling:
People that stand up at the earliest sign of boarding and wait in line at a closed #airport gate and don't just chill in the chairs until the line moves and is a bit shorter.
Surely you'll all get the seat you've been assigned? This isn't the USA after all...
(Families with kids I can somewhat understand)
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The Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. #Fans #Devotees #Souvenir #WereInLove #TrueBlue #Queue #Queueing #LineUp #gigs #Boygenius #Dublin #RoyalHospitalKilmainham
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The Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. #Fans #Devotees #Souvenir #WereInLove #TrueBlue #Queue #Queueing #LineUp #gigs #Boygenius #Dublin #RoyalHospitalKilmainham
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The Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. #Fans #Devotees #Souvenir #WereInLove #TrueBlue #Queue #Queueing #LineUp #gigs #Boygenius #Dublin #RoyalHospitalKilmainham
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The Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. #Fans #Devotees #Souvenir #WereInLove #TrueBlue #Queue #Queueing #LineUp #gigs #Boygenius #Dublin #RoyalHospitalKilmainham
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The Boygenius fans have been out early, in today’s weather both foul and fair. #Fans #Devotees #Souvenir #WereInLove #TrueBlue #Queue #Queueing #LineUp #gigs #Boygenius #Dublin #RoyalHospitalKilmainham
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A few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:
* within_30_seconds
* within_5_minutes
* within_1_hour
* within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.
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A few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:
* within_30_seconds
* within_5_minutes
* within_1_hour
* within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.
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A few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:
* within_30_seconds
* within_5_minutes
* within_1_hour
* within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.
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A few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:
* within_30_seconds
* within_5_minutes
* within_1_hour
* within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.
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A few hours ago we moved the last trickle of jobs over to latency-based queues. We're slotting into one of:
* within_30_seconds
* within_5_minutes
* within_1_hour
* within_24_hoursWe've hit a few snags - blowing those SLAs when slow jobs clog the works, starvation, unable to detect and auto-scale the lower latency queues fast enough, etc… Those problems were always there, but we didn't "see” them, and so didn't address/talk about them. Now we see them. And fix them.
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What happens when you add a new teller? https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/ #queueing #theory
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What happens when you add a new teller? https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/ #queueing #theory
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What happens when you add a new teller? https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/ #queueing #theory
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What happens when you add a new teller? https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/ #queueing #theory
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What happens when you add a new teller? https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2008/10/21/what-happens-when-you-add-a-new-teller/ #queueing #theory
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Next was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic #queueing systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw (3/6)
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Next was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic #queueing systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw (3/6)
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Next was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic #queueing systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw (3/6)
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Next was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic #queueing systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw (3/6)
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Next was an interesting talk by Eva Tardos on learning in strategic #queueing systems. I don't think I've thought about queueing since undergrad, but it's always fascinating how small tweaks in approaches can yield massive gains in performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2bvbCyl2Tw (3/6)
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So I am attempting to understand Queueing Theory that is more advanced than Little's Law and of course came across Defunctland's history of Disney's FastPass. I had a big guffaw when they showed an excerpt of a M/M/1 paper, scoffed at how you'd have to hire an engineering team "just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity..." and then they do just that. So great.
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So I am attempting to understand Queueing Theory that is more advanced than Little's Law and of course came across Defunctland's history of Disney's FastPass. I had a big guffaw when they showed an excerpt of a M/M/1 paper, scoffed at how you'd have to hire an engineering team "just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity..." and then they do just that. So great.
