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#idiot47 #assassinationattempt #republicans #GOP In a recent meeting of the #liquorcabinet : Leavitt: Sir, you’re polls are the worst they’ve ever been.

#PickledPete : We should go ahead and put boots on the ground in (hiccup) Iraq, no I mean Iran.

#SmashedPatel : No Pete, Iran is why the polls are so low. We should indict someone, maybe Hillary. You know, her emails.

#WeaselMiller : You guys are all so lame. What we need is another assassination attempt. We can plant a guy at the Hilton. It will conjure up that magical media moment when we, I mean someone, did the same thing to Reagan!

#LapdogMarco : But he won’t actually shoot, will he?

#WeaselMiller : [Shrugs] Maybe.

JD & Melania: [In unison] Is there a chance he might not miss this time?

#idiot47 #assassinationattempt #republicans #GOP In a recent meeting of the #liquorcabinet : Leavitt: Sir, you’re polls are the worst they’ve ever been.

#PickledPete : We should go ahead and put boots on the ground in (hiccup) Iraq, no I mean Iran.

#SmashedPatel : No Pete, Iran is why the polls are so low. We should indict someone, maybe Hillary. You know, her emails.

#WeaselMiller : You guys are all so lame. What we need is another assassination attempt. We can plant a guy at the Hilton. It will conjure up that magical media moment when we, I mean someone, did the same thing to Reagan!

#LapdogMarco : But he won’t actually shoot, will he?

#WeaselMiller : [Shrugs] Maybe.

JD & Melania: [In unison] Is there a chance he might not miss this time?

#idiot47 #assassinationattempt #republicans #GOP In a recent meeting of the #liquorcabinet : Leavitt: Sir, you’re polls are the worst they’ve ever been.

#PickledPete : We should go ahead and put boots on the ground in (hiccup) Iraq, no I mean Iran.

#SmashedPatel : No Pete, Iran is why the polls are so low. We should indict someone, maybe Hillary. You know, her emails.

#WeaselMiller : You guys are all so lame. What we need is another assassination attempt. We can plant a guy at the Hilton. It will conjure up that magical media moment when we, I mean someone, did the same thing to Reagan!

#LapdogMarco : But he won’t actually shoot, will he?

#WeaselMiller : [Shrugs] Maybe.

JD & Melania: [In unison] Is there a chance he might not miss this time?

#idiot47 #assassinationattempt #republicans #GOP In a recent meeting of the #liquorcabinet : Leavitt: Sir, you’re polls are the worst they’ve ever been.

#PickledPete : We should go ahead and put boots on the ground in (hiccup) Iraq, no I mean Iran.

#SmashedPatel : No Pete, Iran is why the polls are so low. We should indict someone, maybe Hillary. You know, her emails.

#WeaselMiller : You guys are all so lame. What we need is another assassination attempt. We can plant a guy at the Hilton. It will conjure up that magical media moment when we, I mean someone, did the same thing to Reagan!

#LapdogMarco : But he won’t actually shoot, will he?

#WeaselMiller : [Shrugs] Maybe.

JD & Melania: [In unison] Is there a chance he might not miss this time?

#idiot47 #assassinationattempt #republicans #GOP In a recent meeting of the #liquorcabinet : Leavitt: Sir, you’re polls are the worst they’ve ever been.

#PickledPete : We should go ahead and put boots on the ground in (hiccup) Iraq, no I mean Iran.

#SmashedPatel : No Pete, Iran is why the polls are so low. We should indict someone, maybe Hillary. You know, her emails.

#WeaselMiller : You guys are all so lame. What we need is another assassination attempt. We can plant a guy at the Hilton. It will conjure up that magical media moment when we, I mean someone, did the same thing to Reagan!

#LapdogMarco : But he won’t actually shoot, will he?

#WeaselMiller : [Shrugs] Maybe.

JD & Melania: [In unison] Is there a chance he might not miss this time?

@hasani I’m sure he and #PickledPete have some great late night sessions.

#idiot47 #republicans #GOP #pambondi “another one down, and another one down, another one bites the dust, hey hey.” Next up, #PickledPete

Pam Bondi out as attorney general, Trump says https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/bondi-fired-attorney-general-trump-rcna266378

#dogkillernoem #transphobia #republicans #GOP #idiot47 I guess this is a real story. Again, I support all adult fetishes, fantasies, and kinks, so long as no one is abused or hurt in the fulfillment thereof. I do have a big problem with hypocrisy, like Dogkiller Noem’s order removing transgender people from security screening and #PickledPete proclaiming “no dudes in dresses.” I guess it’s a good thing Bryon doesn’t have a pup fetish. She’d probably shoot him.

https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/kristi-noem-husband-cross-dressing

@Free_Press I’ve been using #PickledPete, but #DumbMcNamara has a ring to it.

Every #American administration has its failing as regards international law, which they usually downplay or conceal. But no--not #Trump and his pet Booze-Hound, #PickledPete! They *love* committing #war-crimes! And they love telling everyone!

"International #humanitarian #law explicitly forbids declaring that 'no quarter will be given' or threatening to fight on that basis, treating it as a #warcrime on par with targeting fighters who are wounded or attempting to surrender."
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#Hegseth's "no quarter" Iran talk alarms legal experts - https://www.axios.com/2026/03/15/trump-hegseth-iran-war-no-quarter

#uspol #endlesswar #Iran #illegalwar

#pickledpete #whiskeypete #GOP #republicans #idiot47 #firepete Methinks Pickled Pete confused the fog of war with the fog of whiskey.

#idiot47 #DOD #PickledPete #republicans #GOP Personally, I really don’t care whether it’s called Defense or War. A rose by any other name . . . What bothers me is another brazen attempt by a brutal dictator to circumvent Congress. Congress passed funding for the Department of Defense. None of those appropriations bills provided any funding to a War Department or to pay for the cost of a capricious name change. How much is it going to cost to change all the stationary, manuals, building signs, etc.? Who’s going to pay for this? I haven’t voted on this. None of my representatives in Congress have voted for it. He preaches “law and order,” but has no respect for the law whatsoever. Hypocrisy abounds.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/05/department-war-defense-trump-executive-order-pentagon?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

The US #DefenseSecretary, #PickledPete Hegseth, does not support WOMEN'S RIGHT TO VOTE. #AmericanMen -- is this how you feel as well? Is this why you voted for #Trump? To take away women's suffrage? Does your wife know? Your sister? Your daughter? What will you tell them?

Will they still love you, afterward?
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Does Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Believe Women Should Have the Right to Vote? https://archive.ph/hWQU5

#uspol #19thAmendment #HandmaidsTale #phallocracy

The US #DefenseSecretary, #PickledPete Hegseth, does not support WOMEN'S RIGHT TO VOTE. #AmericanMen -- is this how you feel as well? Is this why you voted for #Trump? To take away women's suffrage? Does your wife know? Your sister? Your daughter? What will you tell them?

Will they still love you, afterward?
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Does Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth Believe Women Should Have the Right to Vote? https://archive.ph/hWQU5

#uspol #19thAmendment #HandmaidsTale #phallocracy

#PickledPete #republicans #GOP As governor of the great state of Tennessee, I imagine he would have all the free Jack Daniel’s he wants. He might bankrupt Brown-Forman, though.

Pete Hegseth has discussed running for political office in Tennessee, sources say https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/pete-hegseth-discussed-running-political-office-tennessee-rcna221681

#PickledPete #idiot47 #felon47 #feloninchief #gop #republicans Hmmmm, Pickled Pete seems to have trouble finding people to work for him. I wonder why?

White House struggles to hire senior advisers to Pete Hegseth https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/white-house-struggles-find-qualified-people-willing-work-pete-hegseth-rcna211602

#PickledPete #idiot47 #GOP #republicans #lgbtq #pride #harveymilk If Pickled Pete wants a war with the LGBTQ community he’s got it. We will take him down and hand him his beaten ass. CALL TO ACTION: Okay everybody, we need to dig up every spec of dirt on Pickled Pete and get it published in every media outlet we can. Our goal is to destroy this creep’s reputation and career so completely that he will never be a threat to us again. Get to work folks!

Navy will rename the USNS Harvey Milk, named for LGBTQ rights pioneer https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/us-navy-rename-usns-harvey-milk-lgbtq-rights-rcna210729

#idiot47 #PickledPete #USConstitution #gop #republicans #pentagon #freepress The Nation never disappoints. If you haven’t subscribed yet, do so now.

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/why-pete-hegseth-still-has-a-job/

@knittingknots2 Oh my, #PickledPete reneged on promises? Why be surprised? Drunks rarely follow through on what they say.

@GottaLaff I imagine that #PickledPete was too sloshed to formulate original ideas.

@Nonilex #PickledPete is at it again.

#idiot47 #GOP #republicans #PickledPete Challenge: Boost and like if you can say this ten times really fast without messing up, “Pickled Pete posted Pentagon plans for public perusal.”

#idiot47 #gop #republicans #PickledPete I wonder if Pickled Pete Hegseth was flying that helicopter?