#phonetree — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #phonetree, aggregated by home.social.
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"For a list of ways in which technology has failed to improve our lives, please press seven."
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Oh, the joys of modern phone trees.
"Welcome to our customer service system. Did you know that you can go online..."
[To myself: Yes, I did know this, but I also know that I need to talk to someone.]
"... to access our services. You can go to www.hell.org and pick a devil to torment you. [2 more minutes of shit]"
"Press one if you're trying to flobuluate."
[Presses 1.]
"You're trying to irrictate."
[No!!!]
"Do you know the declaration of independence? Here it is [...]"
[ 🤬 ]
"How about we read you the Bible while you wait? Genesis 1.1..."
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