#partypooper — Public Fediverse posts

@rian @lucp @mbootsman Ja, effe ter nuancering en vermaeck: het watertekort is niet de schuld van Kees, maar van de boeren en de industrie. Fuck kapitalisme.
Protesteer tegen de Tata Steels, niet tegen arme boomers.
#killjoy #stukjenuance #partypooper

🎉 Breaking news: #Microsoft discovers its #AI isn't the life of the party—it’s more like the party pooper nobody invited. 🤖💤 But don’t worry, they’re busy distracting us with a never-ending holiday shopping list. 🛍️💸
https://www.windowscentral.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-has-a-problem-nobody-wants-to-buy-or-use-its-shoddy-ai #PartyPooper #HolidayShopping #TechNews #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated

@ennenine 🔍 The string of the bow is straight, the bow is not in tension, where is the potential energy?
#partypooper

Video Call Child Bday Party Excursions Dept : Detailed discussions on whether or not to have excess cake just in case : “ Oh don’t be a
#PartyPooper”. Excess children begin chant : “ party pooper, party pooper, party pooper!” …then sudden silence. They look to corner of room , quiet child (status unknown) looks up… “ PartyPooperoni !” . Room erupts. New chant begins. They are here. Do not underestimate
🤣☕️🤘🐾

J.K. Ei, en mä tietentahtoen tahdo olla #PartyPooper, mutta kun on tämä #autismi ja #raadollisrealismi, niin sitten sanon ääneen asioita, mitä muut eivät välttämättä - ainakaan just sillä hetkellä - tahdo kuulla.

#SoriSiitä, vaikken oikeasti ole pahoillani siitä, että muistuttelen elämän realiteeteista.

#some #Mastodon #Pixelfed

Bounty: The quicker party pooper!

#bounty #PartyPooper #ad #slogan

Saw an "Earth Day project" on re-using soda pop liter bottles as planters, and rather than "oh neat what an earthy day thing to do" my brain said: "that's a drop in the bucket of soda bottle waste... and that stuff degrades into horrible little bits of plastic in the garden... maybe avoid buying the giant soda bottle in the first place?" 🤔 #partypooper

@MarkHoltom #PartyPooper #DebbieDowner

Did you know that you could start your New Year's resolutions right now?
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(I need someone to get me off this rowing machine please…)
#partypooper #rowing #pain #motivation

@Thomas
It *is* pronounced "godjira" 😋

#partypooper #replyguy #akshually

@mutinyc we all know this is to do with how typefaces used to be back in the early days of typewriters and printing machines right??
Its not required on modern digital devices.
#partypooper

I ❤️ exploring the many #links people share here on #Mastodon. I 🥰 clicking through & discovering the rich selection of content out there.

The #PartyPooper is the link that comes along without #accessibility.

#Websites that are #NotAccessible to a #ScreenReader either appear blank or like an incomplete series of empty cells and spaces.

I’m not sharing that! What I can’t see? What you aren’t willing to share with people #LivingWithDisabilities, like me?

You want me to share but you won’t? 🚫

@CatDaddyO Maybe that's because gender isn't determined by how our bodies look? #PartyPooper

FTX Has Wrecked the Crypto Party in Paradise - The digital currency exchange’s stupendous fallout has put local Web3 companies in the Ba... - https://www.wired.com/story/bahamas-ftx-crypto-party/ #business/blockchainandcryptocurrency #partypooper #business

@andrewblasco Y yo pensando que era miércoles. #partypooper

New Year's Eve on the Gregorian calendar isn't significant to me anymore. For one thing, I've switched to the Hebrew calendar for our New Year as Jews and Israelis.

Second, my idea of a party is an early night at #ClubDuvet (yes, probably age-related - I'm ok with that).

Leaving my #PartyPooper status aside, I'm very much in favour of opportunities for new beginnings, and 1 January is as good a day as any for that! 🎆

#HappyNewYear #NewBeginnings

@JoanArkham Every year I'm like "OK family, we're old now, have weirdly specific hobbies, don't even believe in Jeebus, can we not do presents this year?" and I get shot down every time. Yes, I'm a #PartyPooper

#7FilmsToKnowMe

0) Even If You
1) Don't Use
2) Movie Characters
3) Or Quotes
4) In Your Passwords
5) Or Security Questions
6) This May Still
7) Not Be The Best Idea

#PartyPooper