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#pagliacci — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. Alguien fue al doctor una vez. Le dijo al médico que la vida le parecía dura y escasa de pollito. Que se sentía solito en un mundo amenazador y lleno de incertidumbre.
    El médico le dijo que el tratamiento es sencillo. En internet hay un hashtag de fotos de un perro llamado Moncho. "Son geniales, deberían animarle."
    Hay una pausa y entre sollozos se escucha, "Pero Doctor, ...yo soy Moncho"

    -

    (Moncho está bien, esto es solo una exageración)

    #pagliacci #fotoMoncho #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFedi

  2. I started playing #Ratopia, and I have inadvertently created a #Pagliacci scenario that has led poor Karina to a life of crime.

  3. Ohhhhhh.
    Ohhhh.

    I don't know what the hell this is, but I absolutely love it for them.

    "Lawyer/birthday clown" is certainly opening up a new career path.

    Just google #SadClownToronto

    #CarymaNgo #CreepySpouseInDaHouse #pagliacci

  4. Man goes to the doctor. Says "Doc, I'm so depressed."

    Doctor says "Easy fix. You need to relax. Play Tony Hawk Pro Skater, just remastered for modern consoles."

    Man cries: "But Doctor, I *am* Tony Hawk!"

    #pagliacci #dadjokes #TonyHawk

  5. "But doctor," Says the man "I am Pagliacci!"
    Silence, then another voice as a different man rises to his feet, "No, Doctor, I am Pagliacci"
    Then another, "I am Pagliacci!"
    Soon, the room is filled by the voices of more and more "I AM PAGLIACCI!"

    The doctor is forced to flee, realizing that the idea of Pagliacci lives in the hearts of all roman slaves.

    #pagliacci

  6. "But doctor," says the man, "i aM pAgLiAcCi!"
    The Doctor attempts to flee from the shifting mass before him, but it is too late.

    That night, the doctor's empty seat goes unnoticed by the audience.
    #pagliacci

  7. Comunque a Colonia sto pagando anche il vin brulė alle bancarelle di Natale con la carta.

    #pagliacci

  8. My Dad is 80 on Tuesday but we celebrated last night at #Pagliacci in #Hyde. A cracking evening and Cheryl (wife #3 but they have been married for @ 30 years) had a lovely cake made that represents Dad's best friend, his #whippet, Alfie. Thoughtfully, she also had #vegan #cupcakes made for both my sister and I. Top night and, apparently, there was some football on.

  9. Man goes to mentor. Says work seems hard and aimless. Says he feels alone on a team where roadmap is vague and uncertain.

    Mentor says, 'Treatment is simple. The product manager is online. Schedule a meeting with him.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But mentor…I am the product manager.'

    #productManagement #pagliacci