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#Overheard
#artistXinjinmeng #shade

OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.

I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.

I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.

#calligraphy #overheard #eavesdropping

#overheard

"AI is the internet comment section enfleshed."

No notes.

#TheACCURACY
#truth
#AIsucks
#NoAI

Overheard: €40,000 for a bungalow in Nenagh? Ryder Cup brings wishful thinking from the locals
https://atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug=overheard-40000-for-a-bungalow-in-nenagh-ryder-cup-brings-wishful-thinking-from-the-locals
<p>Plus: a State-funded video of a bridge, jobs for the boards and a tentative Artemis II Irish angle</p>
#overheard #bungalow #wishful #nenagh

Overheard: €40,000 for a bungalow in Nenagh? Ryder Cup brings wishful thinking from the locals
https://atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug=overheard-40000-for-a-bungalow-in-nenagh-ryder-cup-brings-wishful-thinking-from-the-locals
<p>Plus: a State-funded video of a bridge, jobs for the boards and a tentative Artemis II Irish angle</p>
#overheard #bungalow #wishful #nenagh

#overheard

13yo: how do I open a cd case?

#SignOfTheTimes 😆

#7thGraderLife

Factory conversations be like… 😏

Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.

Lady fires back: “You need 12 inches for that.”

Perfect silence. Everyone assumes I’m not listening. 👂😂

I look over and say:
“I can do that… I’d just have to put it in twice.”

The pause.

Then absolute laughter.

Hey—no one said it had to be in one shot.

Math is math. 🤷‍♂️😂

#FactoryTalk
#WorkplaceHumor
#PerfectTiming
#Overheard
#MathChecksOut
#DidNotSeeThatComing
#AdultHumor
#SenseOfHumor
#PeopleAtWork

Overheard ...

"We need to teach the beavers to manage the heather."

#Environment #Overheard #CrazyIdea

#Overheard
"Ha ha, wow, well I suppose even Al Yankovic has a few problematic entries in his oeuvre, too."
#RobinThicke #JohnKricfaulsi

#overheard from inside public restroom stall:

Person A: So you didn't like your food?

Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

PA: Was is just bad?

PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

*both now giggling*

PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

Reader, I DIED 🤣
#innuendo
#moist

#NotMe #ShitIFind #Overheard #ActuallyAutistic

#Overheard #InTheWild

"She's psycho, that's why he likes her."

Overheard at the store... woman to her friend: "THIS stuff will change your LIFE." I'll have to take her word for it on the Cold Foam Creamer. I would choose the chocolate milk... 🍫🥛😋

#Montana #Billings #grocery #store #overheard #coffee #creamer #ColdFoam #Delight #chocolate #milk #chocolatemilk #change #changeyourlife

I was walking in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, on the evening of October 23, 2024. A little girl (probably about 9 years old) was lagging behind her father. She asked him to slow down. When he did not slow down, she dropped the following line:

You’re like in the Olympics for walking.

That is a good line for a kid. Imagine what she will be able to put together when she learns about Olympic racewalking.

https://social.emucafe.org/naferrell/like-an-olympic-walker/

#anecdotes #brooklyn #cobbleHill #overheard #quotes #walking

OH: "what's that song about... you know... being a refrigerator repairman?
— money for nothing?
— yeah!"

#ExternalMemory #OverHeard #OSSummit

OH: "what's that song about... you know... being a refrigerator repairman?
— money for nothing?
— yeah!"

#ExternalMemory #OverHeard #OSSummit

OH: "what's that song about... you know... being a refrigerator repairman?
— money for nothing?
— yeah!"

#ExternalMemory #OverHeard #OSSummit

OH: "what's that song about... you know... being a refrigerator repairman?
— money for nothing?
— yeah!"

#ExternalMemory #OverHeard #OSSummit

OH: "what's that song about... you know... being a refrigerator repairman?
— money for nothing?
— yeah!"

#ExternalMemory #OverHeard #OSSummit

#bitcoin #evite #overheard #spam

https://boffosocko.com/2021/12/12/55799590/

#overheard - im Bezug darauf, wie wahrscheinlich es ist, dass wir im Sommer keinen #Lockdown mehr brauchen:

"Wir haben #B117 am Hals und die ganzen Menschen, die #Bildungspolitik machen, aber offensichtlich nicht wissen, was eine Exponentialfunktion ist, öffnen die #Schulen."

#ZeroCovid #NoCovid