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  1. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  2. #overheard from inside public restroom stall:

    Person A: So you didn't like your food?

    Person B: It was okay, but I wouldn't order it again.

    PA: Was is just bad?

    PB: No, I'm just used to more vegetables. The crunch, y'know?

    PA: Yeah. I have to say, I really enjoyed that salmon, though.

    PB: Oh, the *salmon* was divine! So moist!

    PA: It really was! *So* moist! And who doesn't love moist?

    *both now giggling*

    PB: Oh heck yeah, I am *all about* the moist!

    Reader, I DIED 🤣
    #innuendo
    #moist

  3. I was walking in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, on the evening of October 23, 2024. A little girl (probably about 9 years old) was lagging behind her father. She asked him to slow down. When he did not slow down, she dropped the following line:

    You’re like in the Olympics for walking.

    That is a good line for a kid. Imagine what she will be able to put together when she learns about Olympic racewalking.

    https://social.emucafe.org/naferrell/like-an-olympic-walker/

    #anecdotes #brooklyn #cobbleHill #overheard #quotes #walking