#overheard — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #overheard, aggregated by home.social.
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A mother, #overheard in a waiting room:
“My daughter is afraid of the tooth fairy so she has me put her teeth under my pillow. So easy.”
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at the self-checkout
shopper next to me *talking on cell phone* *scanning groceries*
machine: please take your items
shopper *talking on cell phone*
machine: please remember to take your receipt
shopper: thank you. i love you
HALP I DIED 😆🤣🤣🤣
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at the self-checkout
shopper next to me *talking on cell phone* *scanning groceries*
machine: please take your items
shopper *talking on cell phone*
machine: please remember to take your receipt
shopper: thank you. i love you
HALP I DIED 😆🤣🤣🤣
1/2
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at the self-checkout
shopper next to me *talking on cell phone* *scanning groceries*
machine: please take your items
shopper *talking on cell phone*
machine: please remember to take your receipt
shopper: thank you. i love you
HALP I DIED 😆🤣🤣🤣
1/2
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at the self-checkout
shopper next to me *talking on cell phone* *scanning groceries*
machine: please take your items
shopper *talking on cell phone*
machine: please remember to take your receipt
shopper: thank you. i love you
HALP I DIED 😆🤣🤣🤣
1/2
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at the self-checkout
shopper next to me *talking on cell phone* *scanning groceries*
machine: please take your items
shopper *talking on cell phone*
machine: please remember to take your receipt
shopper: thank you. i love you
HALP I DIED 😆🤣🤣🤣
1/2
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OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.
I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.
I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.
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OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.
I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.
I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.
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OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.
I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.
I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.
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OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.
I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.
I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.
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OH: You can’t just sit at home all day illuminating.
I’ve got to say it peaked my interest! Because yeah, illumination is hard work. You’ve got to get away from the desk and get outside sometimes.
I realized as the conversation went on, that she said “ruminating”. And sure, that’s true too. But less interesting to me, the eavesdropper.
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guy 1: she worked down in Pink, Oklahoma, during the summer
guy 2: what color is it in the winter?
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guy 1: she worked down in Pink, Oklahoma, during the summer
guy 2: what color is it in the winter?
🤣
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guy 1: she worked down in Pink, Oklahoma, during the summer
guy 2: what color is it in the winter?
🤣
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guy 1: she worked down in Pink, Oklahoma, during the summer
guy 2: what color is it in the winter?
🤣
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guy 1: she worked down in Pink, Oklahoma, during the summer
guy 2: what color is it in the winter?
🤣
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#Overheard in Audubon Park just now: Fitness Lady 1: I'd rather, like, marry a younger guy that I like- Fitness Lady 2: You could be like my mom and marry... (Moves out of range) #nolasky
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#Overheard in Audubon Park just now: Fitness Lady 1: I'd rather, like, marry a younger guy that I like- Fitness Lady 2: You could be like my mom and marry... (Moves out of range) #nolasky
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"Side effects include perineal and/or anal infections that can be fatal."
Well that's a shitty way to die.
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"Side effects include perineal and/or anal infections that can be fatal."
Well that's a shitty way to die.
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"Side effects include perineal and/or anal infections that can be fatal."
Well that's a shitty way to die.
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"Side effects include perineal and/or anal infections that can be fatal."
Well that's a shitty way to die.
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"Side effects include perineal and/or anal infections that can be fatal."
Well that's a shitty way to die.
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"Drat. I ghosted them so hard, they don't know that I'm ghosting them." -
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"Drat. I ghosted them so hard, they don't know that I'm ghosting them." -
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"Drat. I ghosted them so hard, they don't know that I'm ghosting them." -
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"Drat. I ghosted them so hard, they don't know that I'm ghosting them." -
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"Drat. I ghosted them so hard, they don't know that I'm ghosting them." -
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"I hate having visitors but, if I didn't, I'd never clean my home"
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"I hate having visitors but, if I didn't, I'd never clean my home"
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"I hate having visitors but, if I didn't, I'd never clean my home"
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Overheard: €40,000 for a bungalow in Nenagh? Ryder Cup brings wishful thinking from the locals
https://atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug=overheard-40000-for-a-bungalow-in-nenagh-ryder-cup-brings-wishful-thinking-from-the-locals
<p>Plus: a State-funded video of a bridge, jobs for the boards and a tentative Artemis II Irish angle</p>
#overheard #bungalow #wishful #nenagh -
Overheard: €40,000 for a bungalow in Nenagh? Ryder Cup brings wishful thinking from the locals
https://atlas.whatip.xyz/post.php?slug=overheard-40000-for-a-bungalow-in-nenagh-ryder-cup-brings-wishful-thinking-from-the-locals
<p>Plus: a State-funded video of a bridge, jobs for the boards and a tentative Artemis II Irish angle</p>
#overheard #bungalow #wishful #nenagh -
"I apologise for my mother, she tends to speak truthfully"
