#notmyfault — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notmyfault, aggregated by home.social.
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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#OpenLetter... #PartTwo...
Have you #Tried #NotBeingPoor...
#Equally, #IT's #NotMyFault that you're #Poor; #Maybe try not to be #MiserableMorons or #TotalCunts...
#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #HotHotHot #ForForCohabitation #Sanitation #HowToCoffee #TwoSoups
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
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LOOK EVERYBODY,
It's a #sassy #hellthread that I took NO PART IN!
IT HAPPENS!!! SOMETIMES!?!?
https://mastodon.social/@murena/115656237852149287
P.S., slightly tempted to jump in, but now I can't because I wrote this. lol
#deltachat #xmpp #murena #debian #freebsd #SassyGrumpyPeople #NotMyFault
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@MugsysRapSheet/115639275632510417
DESPITE being told during her introduction on Fox that the #DCNG shooter was vetted *during #RipOneWinkle's first term" (and then again just this past April), that #Didn't stop AG #BlondiBondi from blaming "the #Biden Administration a dozen times" during her interview.
On #MtP, #GardenNoem clearly received the same marching orders, blaming Biden an additional dozen+ times. #NotMyFault #DontBlameMe
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But shitty #AI is exactly what people want; some abstract oracle that you can outsource all thinking and responsibility to. Consequences be damned.
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My friend: have you even heard a word I’ve said?
Me: what an odd way to begin a conversation.
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TIL I am not #lazy or #decrepit
When my knees don't hurt with every step, I go up and down the stairs fluidly and often, without having to plan it and brace myself for it and recover from it afterwards
It's not my #fitness #health #jointHealth #arthritis
It's severe #pain
#realization #NotMyFault #NoNeedForGuilt #GoodDaysBadDays -
TIL I am not #lazy or #decrepit
When my knees don't hurt with every step, I go up and down the stairs fluidly and often, without having to plan it and brace myself for it and recover from it afterwards
It's not my #fitness #health #jointHealth #arthritis
It's severe #pain
#realization #NotMyFault #NoNeedForGuilt #GoodDaysBadDays -
TIL I am not #lazy or #decrepit
When my knees don't hurt with every step, I go up and down the stairs fluidly and often, without having to plan it and brace myself for it and recover from it afterwards
It's not my #fitness #health #jointHealth #arthritis
It's severe #pain
#realization #NotMyFault #NoNeedForGuilt #GoodDaysBadDays -
TIL I am not #lazy or #decrepit
When my knees don't hurt with every step, I go up and down the stairs fluidly and often, without having to plan it and brace myself for it and recover from it afterwards
It's not my #fitness #health #jointHealth #arthritis
It's severe #pain
#realization #NotMyFault #NoNeedForGuilt #GoodDaysBadDays -
TIL I am not #lazy or #decrepit
When my knees don't hurt with every step, I go up and down the stairs fluidly and often, without having to plan it and brace myself for it and recover from it afterwards
It's not my #fitness #health #jointHealth #arthritis
It's severe #pain
#realization #NotMyFault #NoNeedForGuilt #GoodDaysBadDays -
#MTG: If #Republicans Lose #House #Speakership, It’s Totally #NotMyFault.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene says she won’t take the blame if House Republicans lose the speaker’s gavel. She probably should.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Georgia #Conservatives #Extremism #Fascism #RepublicanParty #ThePartyOfHate
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#gun #SenatorJeffWilson #TSA #arrest #HongKong #NotMyFault #SomebodyElse'sFault
Washington state Sen. Jeff Wilson was arrested in Hong Kong on Friday after he discovered a firearm in his carry-on luggage. Wilson blamed the TSA for not catching the firearm stateside.
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#gun #SenatorJeffWilson #TSA #arrest #HongKong #NotMyFault #SomebodyElse'sFault
Washington state Sen. Jeff Wilson was arrested in Hong Kong on Friday after he discovered a firearm in his carry-on luggage. Wilson blamed the TSA for not catching the firearm stateside.