#notmyfault — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notmyfault, aggregated by home.social.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
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@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
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@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
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@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
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@mmiasma Oh, in certain situations I have zero problem telling people I'm Canadian. It is the orange clown and his enablers who are dishonoring the memory of the remarkable people in our history. The thing that's important to me when I travel is to stay safe. And I also really don't want to hear people complaining to me about how fucked up my country is since every vote I've cast would have prevented this, had the person I voted for won. #NotMyFault
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingKublaiKhan...
#StillNotBeingChinese... #MostlyMongolian...
#AlsoBeingBuddhist... And, #SomewhatJewish...
And, #PartiallyZoroastrianic...
#BTW: #TheWorld is #Fucked [ #TechnicalTerm ] ...
#NotMyFault; #AtLeast... #NotMostlyMyFault... #Mostly...
#BlameTheFrench; they're #NotEvenHere...
#BetterYet; #BlameTheCowboys...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:
#AlsoBeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud
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#Ooops...
#Someone has #UpsetTheVolcano...
#NotMyFault; #IT #JustHappened...
#InTheMiddle of #AnotherGoldenAge, too...
#TurningGreenIntoGold... ♻️
🧙🌋🤖:wolfparty:🤖🌋🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
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#OpenLetter... #PartTwo...
Have you #Tried #NotBeingPoor...
#Equally, #IT's #NotMyFault that you're #Poor; #Maybe try not to be #MiserableMorons or #TotalCunts...
#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #HotHotHot #ForForCohabitation #Sanitation #HowToCoffee #TwoSoups
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#OpenLetter...
#IF you've #NotHad the #Foresight or #TheOpportunity to #Prepare for #YourRetirement; that must #SuckForYou...
#Equally, #IT's #NotMyFault that you're #Poor; #Maybe try not to be #MiserableMorons or #TotalCunts...
#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #HotHotHot
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En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
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En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
#notmyfault -
En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
#notmyfault -
En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
#notmyfault -
En daar gáát mijn goede voornemen om me minder op te winden over politiek… 😡
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How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the bulb has to want to change.