#notmyfault — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notmyfault, aggregated by home.social.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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Dude 1: hey, bro.
Dude 2: yeah, bro?
Dude 1: can you hand me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: brochure.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.
He’s currently assembling his cabinet.
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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How much to hire a church singing group?
You mean a choir?
Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Did you hear about the guy who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
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Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
Buddha: one sandwich, please.
Vendor: what do you want on it?
Buddha: make me one with everything. 🧘🏻 -
(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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(Psst…hey, kids. This is from the Oregon Trail game that originated in the 80s. Look it up!)
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault
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There only two white actors in the movie “Black Panther.” Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins in “Lord of the Rings,” and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They are the Tolkien white guys.
(Paraphrased from NerdsWithVaginas.)
#DadJokes #MomJokes #Puns #NotMyFault #NoReallyThisTimeNerdsWithVaginasIsAtFault