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I’m convinced there’s something wrong with my son. I made him mac n cheese cups and then… he put ketchup AND Mayo in it. What the hell??

#MomProblems #WhyAreKids #WTF #why

I’m convinced there’s something wrong with my son. I made him mac n cheese cups and then… he put ketchup AND Mayo in it. What the hell??

#MomProblems #WhyAreKids #WTF #why

I’m convinced there’s something wrong with my son. I made him mac n cheese cups and then… he put ketchup AND Mayo in it. What the hell??

#MomProblems #WhyAreKids #WTF #why

I’m convinced there’s something wrong with my son. I made him mac n cheese cups and then… he put ketchup AND Mayo in it. What the hell??

#MomProblems #WhyAreKids #WTF #why

My youngest child is bullshitting my oldest and they’re surprisingly good. Idk whether to be worried or impressed. :ablobcatsweatflip:

#teenagers #MomProblems

My youngest child is bullshitting my oldest and they’re surprisingly good. Idk whether to be worried or impressed. :ablobcatsweatflip:

#teenagers #MomProblems

My youngest child is bullshitting my oldest and they’re surprisingly good. Idk whether to be worried or impressed. :ablobcatsweatflip:

#teenagers #MomProblems

My camera roll is literally like: picture of Finger on my windowsill, picture of Finger jumping off my windowsill, meme from Facebook that made me chuckle, hardcore pornographic fan art from a show I watched last year, picture of my son Jarvis from dinner at Red Lobster, picture of Finger eating cat grass

#relatable #joinin #mastodon #pictures #momproblems #LindaThoughts #LindaProblems #LindaPosting

My camera roll is literally like: picture of Finger on my windowsill, picture of Finger jumping off my windowsill, meme from Facebook that made me chuckle, hardcore pornographic fan art from a show I watched last year, picture of my son Jarvis from dinner at Red Lobster, picture of Finger eating cat grass

#relatable #joinin #mastodon #pictures #momproblems #LindaThoughts #LindaProblems #LindaPosting

Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a toddler who tosses and turns more than a human with RLS.
I’m feeling like a newborn mom, but.
Those brown curls, though.😩

#LagottosOfMastodon #LagottoRomagnolo #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTheFediverse #Puppy #InsomniaIsNotMyProblem #SleepDeprived #PetsOfMastodon #PuppyLife #Curly #Doggo #MomProblems #DoggoMom

Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a toddler who tosses and turns more than a human with RLS.
I’m feeling like a newborn mom, but.
Those brown curls, though.😩

#LagottosOfMastodon #LagottoRomagnolo #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTheFediverse #Puppy #InsomniaIsNotMyProblem #SleepDeprived #PetsOfMastodon #PuppyLife #Curly #Doggo #MomProblems #DoggoMom

Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a toddler who tosses and turns more than a human with RLS.
I’m feeling like a newborn mom, but.
Those brown curls, though.😩

#LagottosOfMastodon #LagottoRomagnolo #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTheFediverse #Puppy #InsomniaIsNotMyProblem #SleepDeprived #PetsOfMastodon #PuppyLife #Curly #Doggo #MomProblems #DoggoMom

Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a toddler who tosses and turns more than a human with RLS.
I’m feeling like a newborn mom, but.
Those brown curls, though.😩

#LagottosOfMastodon #LagottoRomagnolo #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfTheFediverse #Puppy #InsomniaIsNotMyProblem #SleepDeprived #PetsOfMastodon #PuppyLife #Curly #Doggo #MomProblems #DoggoMom