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  1. Neil Dixon @[email protected] ·

    Me: The pope’s dead.
    Wife: You want poached egg?

    #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  2. Neil Dixon @[email protected] ·

    Me: The pope’s dead.
    Wife: You want poached egg?

    #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  3. Neil Dixon @[email protected] ·

    Me: The pope’s dead.
    Wife: You want poached egg?

    #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  4. Neil Dixon @[email protected] ·

    Me: The pope’s dead.
    Wife: You want poached egg?

    #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  5. Neil Dixon @[email protected] ·

    Me: The pope’s dead.
    Wife: You want poached egg?

    #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  6. ari :prideified: @[email protected] ·

    Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

    #misheard #misheardwords

    #misheard #misheardwords
  7. ari :prideified: @[email protected] ·

    Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

    #misheard #misheardwords

    #misheard #misheardwords
  8. ari :prideified: @[email protected] ·

    Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

    #misheard #misheardwords

    #misheard #misheardwords
  9. ari :prideified: @[email protected] ·

    Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

    #misheard #misheardwords

    #misheardwords #misheard
  10. ari :prideified: @[email protected] ·

    Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?

    #misheard #misheardwords

    #misheard #misheardwords
  11. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    #overheard on tv

    "... unsightly womp rats..."

    I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

    #ADHD
    #MisheardWords
    #StarWars

    #overheard #adhd #misheardwords #starwars
  12. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    #overheard on tv

    "... unsightly womp rats..."

    I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

    #ADHD
    #MisheardWords
    #StarWars

    #overheard #adhd #misheardwords #starwars
  13. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    #overheard on tv

    "... unsightly womp rats..."

    I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

    #ADHD
    #MisheardWords
    #StarWars

    #overheard #adhd #misheardwords #starwars
  14. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    #overheard on tv

    "... unsightly womp rats..."

    I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

    #ADHD
    #MisheardWords
    #StarWars

    #starwars #misheardwords #adhd #overheard
  15. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    #overheard on tv

    "... unsightly womp rats..."

    I'm sure it was something else, but that's what it sounded like to me. 😆

    #ADHD
    #MisheardWords
    #StarWars

    #overheard #adhd #misheardwords #starwars
  16. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

    11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

    #misheardwords
    #5thGraderLife

    #misheardwords #5thgraderlife
  17. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

    11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

    #misheardwords
    #5thGraderLife

    #misheardwords #5thgraderlife
  18. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

    11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

    #misheardwords
    #5thGraderLife

    #misheardwords #5thgraderlife
  19. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

    11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

    #misheardwords
    #5thGraderLife

    #5thgraderlife #misheardwords
  20. Court Cantrell won't conform @[email protected] ·

    Me *looking at Tana French's bibliography*: Hmmm...do I have "Witch Elm"?

    11yo: Did you just say "I have to chill"

    #misheardwords
    #5thGraderLife

    #misheardwords #5thgraderlife
  21. The S Kate M 💛💙 @skatem ·

    My ears “Fricken mortar”
    What Announcer actually says “Brick and mortar”
    Haha!

    #misheardwords
  22. The S Kate M 💛💙 @[email protected] ·

    My ears “Fricken mortar”
    What Announcer actually says “Brick and mortar”
    Haha! #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  23. The S Kate M 💛💙 @[email protected] ·

    My ears “Fricken mortar”
    What Announcer actually says “Brick and mortar”
    Haha! #misheardwords

    #misheardwords
  24. The S Kate M 💛💙 @[email protected] ·

    My ears “Fricken mortar”
    What Announcer actually says “Brick and mortar”
    Haha! #misheardwords

    #misheardwords