#misheard — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #misheard, aggregated by home.social.
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I used to think the Cannes Film Festival was the "Canned" Film Festival either because all the film reels were stored in little metal cans or because all the films were rejected or canned by critics or the public at large.
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„Hochseilautistin“
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What are "eggcorns"?
(Hint: they're not folk etymologies.)#English #language #etymology #error #grammar #misheard
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I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard
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I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard
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I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard
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I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard
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I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard
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"Get placenta directly to your phone using the app"
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#Misheard lyrics from the middle of the old #DuckTales theme song:
every day they're after nukin' ducktales
tales who carry too bad into ducktales
danger hooks behind you
there's a stranger and to find you
what to do to scrabble to some ducktales -
"I know I’m rushing, just a little bit too fast."🔊
Whenever I hear a dance track containing that popular "I'm Rushing" vocal sample, I can't help thinking about how U96 created this chillout track titled "The One Russian" from the exact same sample. And we all misheard the words like that in 1993, because it was still a fresh new sample.
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One day, I will need to replace my car. And when that day arrives, I just know I'm going to mishear something and end up with a car that's a lovely shade of mondegreen.
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@fesshole
Incomprehensibly, according to Dave Gorman, there really are people who think the phrase "It's a dog-eat-dog world" is "It's a doggy-dog world".
And then (the actually quite intelligent) Steve Mould admitted to being one of them.
People are just fucking weird.
#language #misheard #brains #education
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How I #misheard these #DukeNukem3D quotes back when I didn't speak English:
"Groovy!": "Movie!"
"Gonna rip 'em a new one!": "Nuke-nuke 'em a new one!"
"Nobody steals our chicks and lives": "Nobody here are [is] six - any[body] lives?"
"See you in hell!": /siː ˈjuːɣən hel/ - sounded like German and I had no idea what it meant.
"Let God sort 'em out!": /ˈɡɑːtsurɑnɑu̯t/ - again, no idea what it meant. -
Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?
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Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?
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Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?
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Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?
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Czy ktoś z państwa chce skorzystać z oferty astronomicznej?
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Liebe @minkorrekt Hörer:innen, bin ich eigtl. alleine damit, seit Jahren über diesen Verhörer zu stolpern? Immer wieder und wieder höre ich im Intro anstatt des Wortes „cure“ dieses #misheard Monster:
»If you base medicine on science, you KILL people!«
Aua.
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Misheard lyrics: Selena Gomez - “Good for You”
Actual: "I’m 14 carats"
Misheard: “I’m farting carrots” -
https://open.spotify.com/track/77kIzLtnQDS1vopamnMtvm?si=db9cdeea93444cac
Just call me Angel of the morning, just brush my teeth before you leave me. #Lyrics #Misheard #Music -
What my phone said: "More chicken in every salad, more steak in every sandwich, more in every bite."
What I heard: "blah blah blah, more stink in every sandwich, more in every bite." #Misheard -
What is love? baby please hurt me!
#misheard lyrics.
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So I misheard the lyrics of a certain song.
What I heard was "Crying in my tea."
No spoilers but it was a Linkin Park song XDD
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I said, "Kat. K-A-T." I got: #starbucks #misheard
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#IfHerMouthIsOpenShesLying #LaurenBoebert Is Pitching A Fit Over A #Misheard #Biden #Quote, And Of Course She Wants To #Impeach Him For It.
#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Conservatives #Extremism #Propaganda #RepublicanParty #Hate #Bigotry #Violence #Genocide #Discrimination #Homophobia #Transphobia #ThePartyOfHate
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My friend #misheard Masataka #Yoshida's name when he was introduced on #OpeningDay and I really want to keep calling him #MazelTov.
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My friend #misheard Masataka #Yoshida's name when he was introduced on #OpeningDay and I really want to keep calling him #MazelTov.
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My friend #misheard Masataka #Yoshida's name when he was introduced on #OpeningDay and I really want to keep calling him #MazelTov.
