#misheard — Public Fediverse posts

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

I used to be the editor of The Albert Ross Society newsletter. The Albert Ross Society is the English undergraduate society of UNB. It got its name after a student wrote a paper on Rime of the Ancient Mariner w/o reading the poem. He reinvented the albatross as a man named Albert Ross. #albatross #UniversityOfNewBrunswick #UNB #Misheard

#Misheard lyrics from the middle of the old #DuckTales theme song:
every day they're after nukin' ducktales
tales who carry too bad into ducktales
danger hooks behind you
there's a stranger and to find you
what to do to scrabble to some ducktales

#Misheard a #lyric as "cherry maraschino rush" in regard to a flash-in-the-pan #romance, and lord what a turn of phrase!

Any #poets on #Mastodon want to take a whack at using it in something? Throwing it out to the universe hoping it lands somewhere.

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Misheard lyrics: Selena Gomez - “Good for You”

Actual: "I’m 14 carats"
Misheard: “I’m farting carrots”

#humor #misheard #lyrics #Gomez #aipainting #digitalart