Happy days in the #UK, where former cabinet minister #AlanMilburn made a massive medical breakthrough.
Despite no known medical training, the genius #Milburn has discovered that people aged under 25 cannot develop persistent illness, & therefore need no extra #SocialWelfare benefits.
This miraculous news will conveniently save #UKgov billions of pounds. But of course, that's a minor detail.
The real priority is to secure a #NobelPrize in Medicine for #MilburnsMedicalMiracle.