#manflu — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #manflu, aggregated by home.social.
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Vaarwel mastodonten. Het was fijn jullie gekend te hebben.
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@BobHorowitz
I know we make fun of the man flu but honestly this one is kicking my arse. Haven't been properly sick in so long, thanks to COVID masking.
Am also feeling very mortal. A thousand people die every year in Australia from "the flu". I didn't get my flu vaccine earlier this season, and now I regret that very much. I need to start taking this stuff seriously.
Anyway, new drugs today. Trying not to stay on anything for too long lest my brain gets used to the numbness. Same for the Internet.
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#manflu is in full force!
Can I drink a hot toddy during the day? Asking for a friend 😂
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It’s mid february. How can I be on my second flu of the year. #manflu
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Seem to have come down with the plague / bit of a cough. #ManFlu
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Back at the coffee shop for breakfast, sitting outside as there aren’t any seats inside but I’m still sweating. #ManFlu
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Ok. I’m gonna say it. I know my suffering is minuscule compared to, well just about everyone else, but I fucking hate having a cold. I’m kinda just half sick, until I try to do something, like clean the apartment for our inspection tomorrow 🙄😖 now I’m back in bed with tea and tuna sandwich (my husband is in fucking France, in case you were wondering). Ok, I put my little violin away now. At least the antigen test is negative for COVID- I got my booster and flu shot so hopefully none of that crap is happening. And I can’t think properly so there’s no essay writing going on either. I’m a proper #ManFlu idiot. So guess it’s back to Netflix and napping. 🤧😖
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Finally, I found the cure for the #manFlu: A bucket of deep fried chicking legs and wings 🤤
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Capital. I went to the doctor to check for pneumonia or some other serious illness. Happy to report I just have a very serious cold. Can take another month.
Asking about the bruising & chest pain the answer was that I fractured one or more ribs. By.. coughing & sneezing. #TIL
Apparently the fix for a fractured rib is paracetamol & water.
Most importantly my awesome partner agreed a #LEGO pirate 🏴☠️ is also good medicine (#manflu..).The accompanying map even has an X just where our house is! ❤️
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Ha! Ich wusste es. 😁 🤪 🤣
#Männergrippe bezeichnet oft humorvoll die übertriebene Reaktion von Männern auf #Erkältungen. Wissenschaftlich betrachtet könnte es jedoch Unterschiede in den Symptomen und der Genesung geben. Studien zeigen, dass Frauen tendenziell schneller von Erkältungen genesen, obwohl sie anfänglich stärkere Symptome empfinden. Männer übertreiben möglicherweise nicht, sondern erleben die Symptome intensiver.
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A summer 🤧 sucks. Already annoyingly warm, sweaty and uncomfortable and then you feel like shit on top of it.
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After being a #Garmin user a few years now, it's become clear that it's shockingly good at knowing when you're ill through the body battery metric. Was feeling unusually tired yesterday and started to feel as sore throat & sniffy nose today - just checked the app and the precipitous body battery drop-off looks exactly like it has for every instance of nasty cold/flu/'rona I've had since getting it 🤒
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Shit!
That's starting!
They're coming!
Don't let them take me!!!
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I think I've sweated out the remainder of my #ManFlu 🥵
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My #manflu is finally subsiding I think. Another early night should see it off.
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I get sick every time the child is sick, which seems to be constantly at this time of year. What I don't get is why her mother doesn't get ill. Maybe because she's not getting coughed in the face all the time.
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I get sick every time the child is sick, which seems to be constantly at this time of year. What I don't get is why her mother doesn't get ill. Maybe because she's not getting coughed in the face all the time.