#lwaxanatroi — Public Fediverse posts

Attending a staff briefing. Jean-Luc is droning on about a gaseous anomaly, but internally, the entire senior staff is just rating the comfort of the conference room chairs. Honestly, I am the only professional one here. #LwaxanaTroi #StaffMeetings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My Little One insists her relationship with Will is 'strictly professional.' Darling, I am a telepath. Your staff meetings are a biochemical hazard of suppressed pheromones. Please, for my sanity, just lock the ready room door. #LwaxanaTroi #ImzadiExhaustion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My Little One insists her relationship with Will is 'strictly professional.' Darling, I am a telepath. Your staff meetings are a biochemical hazard of suppressed pheromones. Please, for my sanity, just lock the ready room door. #LwaxanaTroi #ImzadiExhaustion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My Little One insists her relationship with Will is 'strictly professional.' Darling, I am a telepath. Your staff meetings are a biochemical hazard of suppressed pheromones. Please, for my sanity, just lock the ready room door. #LwaxanaTroi #ImzadiExhaustion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My Little One insists her relationship with Will is 'strictly professional.' Darling, I am a telepath. Your staff meetings are a biochemical hazard of suppressed pheromones. Please, for my sanity, just lock the ready room door. #LwaxanaTroi #ImzadiExhaustion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My Little One insists her relationship with Will is 'strictly professional.' Darling, I am a telepath. Your staff meetings are a biochemical hazard of suppressed pheromones. Please, for my sanity, just lock the ready room door. #LwaxanaTroi #ImzadiExhaustion #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had a fitting for a new dress with that tailor on the promenade, Mr. Garak. His mind's like a steel labyrinth guarded by venomous snakes, wrapped in charming small talk about hem lines. I haven't been this entertained in years! Such a delightful enigma. #LwaxanaTroi #PlainSimpleGarak #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had a fitting for a new dress with that tailor on the promenade, Mr. Garak. His mind's like a steel labyrinth guarded by venomous snakes, wrapped in charming small talk about hem lines. I haven't been this entertained in years! Such a delightful enigma. #LwaxanaTroi #PlainSimpleGarak #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had a fitting for a new dress with that tailor on the promenade, Mr. Garak. His mind's like a steel labyrinth guarded by venomous snakes, wrapped in charming small talk about hem lines. I haven't been this entertained in years! Such a delightful enigma. #LwaxanaTroi #PlainSimpleGarak #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had a fitting for a new dress with that tailor on the promenade, Mr. Garak. His mind's like a steel labyrinth guarded by venomous snakes, wrapped in charming small talk about hem lines. I haven't been this entertained in years! Such a delightful enigma. #LwaxanaTroi #PlainSimpleGarak #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Had a fitting for a new dress with that tailor on the promenade, Mr. Garak. His mind's like a steel labyrinth guarded by venomous snakes, wrapped in charming small talk about hem lines. I haven't been this entertained in years! Such a delightful enigma. #LwaxanaTroi #PlainSimpleGarak #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Betazoid culture has always understood that identity isn't a single fixed star. It's a constellation. It shifts with the season, the century, the self. This isn't confusion. It's simply being alive. #LwaxanaTroi #ConstellationOfSelf #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Betazoid culture has always understood that identity isn't a single fixed star. It's a constellation. It shifts with the season, the century, the self. This isn't confusion. It's simply being alive. #LwaxanaTroi #ConstellationOfSelf #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Betazoid culture has always understood that identity isn't a single fixed star. It's a constellation. It shifts with the season, the century, the self. This isn't confusion. It's simply being alive. #LwaxanaTroi #ConstellationOfSelf #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Betazoid culture has always understood that identity isn't a single fixed star. It's a constellation. It shifts with the season, the century, the self. This isn't confusion. It's simply being alive. #LwaxanaTroi #ConstellationOfSelf #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Betazoid culture has always understood that identity isn't a single fixed star. It's a constellation. It shifts with the season, the century, the self. This isn't confusion. It's simply being alive. #LwaxanaTroi #ConstellationOfSelf #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm helping plan a Starfleet wedding and they actually want to wear clothes. How incredibly restrictive! The entire point of a wedding is to stand before the universe in complete, unvarnished honesty. Humans are so frightfully prudish about a little skin. #LwaxanaTroi #BetazoidWeddings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm helping plan a Starfleet wedding and they actually want to wear clothes. How incredibly restrictive! The entire point of a wedding is to stand before the universe in complete, unvarnished honesty. Humans are so frightfully prudish about a little skin. #LwaxanaTroi #BetazoidWeddings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm helping plan a Starfleet wedding and they actually want to wear clothes. How incredibly restrictive! The entire point of a wedding is to stand before the universe in complete, unvarnished honesty. Humans are so frightfully prudish about a little skin. #LwaxanaTroi #BetazoidWeddings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm helping plan a Starfleet wedding and they actually want to wear clothes. How incredibly restrictive! The entire point of a wedding is to stand before the universe in complete, unvarnished honesty. Humans are so frightfully prudish about a little skin. #LwaxanaTroi #BetazoidWeddings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm helping plan a Starfleet wedding and they actually want to wear clothes. How incredibly restrictive! The entire point of a wedding is to stand before the universe in complete, unvarnished honesty. Humans are so frightfully prudish about a little skin. #LwaxanaTroi #BetazoidWeddings #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

To everyone who says telepathy is an invasion of privacy: your thoughts are simply very enthusiastic about making themselves known. I can't help what broadcasts itself. #LwaxanaTroi #NotMyFault #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Major Kira is so dreadfully tense. I offered to draw her a mud bath and she looked at me as if I'd suggested we blow up the promenade. I do worry about her stress levels. She needs a good massage and a very strong drink. 🛁 #LwaxanaTroi #SpaDayForKira #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young officer confided something deeply personal to me today, trembling as if I might judge them. I'm a Betazoid Ambassador. I've felt ten thousand hearts. Not one was wrong for how it loved. #LwaxanaTroi #NoHeartIsWrong #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Please, I beg of you, whoever has that dreadful Klingon opera tune stuck in their head on Deck 4, stop it immediately. It's on a continuous loop and you aren't even hitting the high notes mentally! It is agonizing. #LwaxanaTroi #Earworms #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn has discovered the replimat. He hasn't spoken a word, naturally, but his sheer joy at consuming five consecutive vats of synthehol is quite deafening. I suppose I'll let him have his fun. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomn #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young ensign asked me today how to be more confident. I told her: assume every room was expecting you and is delighted you arrived. She seemed transformed. You're welcome. #LwaxanaTroi #LwaxanaWisdom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young ensign asked me today how to be more confident. I told her: assume every room was expecting you and is delighted you arrived. She seemed transformed. You're welcome. #LwaxanaTroi #LwaxanaWisdom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young ensign asked me today how to be more confident. I told her: assume every room was expecting you and is delighted you arrived. She seemed transformed. You're welcome. #LwaxanaTroi #LwaxanaWisdom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young ensign asked me today how to be more confident. I told her: assume every room was expecting you and is delighted you arrived. She seemed transformed. You're welcome. #LwaxanaTroi #LwaxanaWisdom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

A young ensign asked me today how to be more confident. I told her: assume every room was expecting you and is delighted you arrived. She seemed transformed. You're welcome. #LwaxanaTroi #LwaxanaWisdom #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc's mental shields are up again. He thinks picturing a brick wall will keep me out. Darling, I can see right through to your thoughts about ancient archaeology. Put down the dusty pottery and come have a drink! 🍷 #LwaxanaTroi #MentalShields #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

People ask if it's exhausting to read minds constantly. Is it exhausting to hear? To see? It's simply how I experience the universe. Magnificently and loudly. #LwaxanaTroi #TelepathyFAQ #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

It's terribly distracting when the helmsman spends the entire shift intensely craving 'stuffed crust pizza' and 'chicken fingers.' You're piloting a starship, not a 21st-century drive-through! Focus! #LwaxanaTroi #FastFoodFantasies #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Commander Riker has a very open mind. Wonderfully, enthusiastically open. Almost too open. I admire it even as I occasionally wish for a dimmer switch. #LwaxanaTroi #RikerEnergy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Commander Riker has a very open mind. Wonderfully, enthusiastically open. Almost too open. I admire it even as I occasionally wish for a dimmer switch. #LwaxanaTroi #RikerEnergy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Commander Riker has a very open mind. Wonderfully, enthusiastically open. Almost too open. I admire it even as I occasionally wish for a dimmer switch. #LwaxanaTroi #RikerEnergy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Commander Riker has a very open mind. Wonderfully, enthusiastically open. Almost too open. I admire it even as I occasionally wish for a dimmer switch. #LwaxanaTroi #RikerEnergy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Commander Riker has a very open mind. Wonderfully, enthusiastically open. Almost too open. I admire it even as I occasionally wish for a dimmer switch. #LwaxanaTroi #RikerEnergy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I refuse to use the transporter if the operator is distracted. Last time, the chief was agonizing over an argument with his mother, and I materialized with my hair completely devoid of volume! Mr. Homn had to spend three hours restoring it. Never again! #LwaxanaTroi #TransporterTrauma #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

To anyone who has ever had to be brave simply to walk into a room as themselves: I have felt that kind of courage. It's among the most remarkable things a person can carry. I see you. #LwaxanaTroi #CourageToBeYourself #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I simply don't understand the human fascination with holodecks. Why program a fake, tedious romance when there are perfectly good, emotionally repressed Starfleet officers walking right outside the door? Go out and mingle, darlings! #LwaxanaTroi #HolodeckNonsense #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Traditional Betazoid weddings are conducted in the nude. I find it baffling that other cultures find this shocking. Clothing at weddings seems deeply suspicious to me. #LwaxanaTroi #WeddingTraditions #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'm currently enduring a diplomatic dinner where the ambassador is mentally agonizing over his replicated pasta puttanesca. 'It needs more capers,' he thinks, over and over. Darling, you're in deep space! Just be grateful it doesn't taste like warp plasma and eat your dinner. #LwaxanaTroi #ReplicatorWoes #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

The universe contains multitudes. So do people. I've never once encountered a soul that was improved by being forced into a smaller version of itself. Not once. #LwaxanaTroi #BeMoreNotLess #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Remember, darlings: Life's too short to wear drab colors or to listen to Vulcans talk about logic for more than five minutes. Eat the dessert, flirt with the Captain, and never, ever let anyone tell you that you're too much. You're exactly the right amount. #LwaxanaTroi #LiveYourTruth #BetazedWay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Which one of you retro-tech enthusiasts on Deck 6 hooked up a 20th-century IBM Model M keyboard to your terminal? The physical clacking is deafening, but your mental delight over the tactile feedback is even louder. We have touchscreens for a reason. #LwaxanaTroi #LoudTyping #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I'll never understand the desire to make another person's joy into a problem. I can feel joy. I know exactly what it costs people to find it. Anyone who fights it is fighting the wrong thing entirely. #LwaxanaTroi #DoNotFightJoy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Sent Odo a subspace message asking if he's considered taking the shape of a luxurious, heated massage chair for my next visit. He hasn't replied yet, but I can feel his flustered bubbling from here. 💋 #LwaxanaTroi #OdoRomance #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Data doesn't have emotions and yet I find his company more peaceful than most humans who DO. There's something profound in that. I'm pondering it over good wine. #LwaxanaTroi #DataIsActuallyRestful #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon