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This is what you get when you apply a loyalty/MAGA litmus test to security detail. I must say, this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. #KeystoneCops is an understatement. H/T @[email protected]

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Now, can you start arresting these #ICESucks a-holes? Puh-lease?!!!

Cumberland County Sheriff #KevinJoyce denounces actions by #ICE agents in #Maine

Maine Public | By Patty Wight
Published January 22, 2026

"Cumberland County Sheriff Kevin Joyce says ICE officials are telling one story about their operation to arrest 'the worst of the worst' in Maine, but the reality on the ground is entirely different.

"During a press conference Thursday, Joyce confirmed that ICE agents arrested a corrections officer recruit who he described as 'squeaky clean.'

"Joyce declined to name the officer, but he said he underwent a rigorous vetting process, including a background check, before he was hired last year. He said he had no criminal record, was following the rules, and had permission to work in Maine through the spring of 2029.

" 'I guess if you're not a card carrying US citizen, then you must be illegal,' Joyce said. 'Because that's what they told me, is he's illegal. And he's definitely not a criminal. So what part of him is illegal? I don't know.'

"Joyce said roughly a half dozen ICE agents arrested the officer Wednesday night and left his running car unattended on a city street in Portland. He described the arrest as 'bush league' and said law enforcement officers would first need probable cause to make an arrest and would never abandon a vehicle in that way."

https://www.mainepublic.org/courts-and-crime/2026-01-22/cumberland-county-sheriff-kevin-joyce-denounces-actions-by-ice-agents-in-maine

#USPol #MainePol #MPBN #PublicBroadcasting #KeystoneCops #ICEOut #ICEOutMaine #ICEOutForGood #ImmigrantsWelcome #NewAmericans #ICESucks

Now, can you start arresting these #ICESucks a-holes? Puh-lease?!!!

Cumberland County Sheriff #KevinJoyce denounces actions by #ICE agents in #Maine

Maine Public | By Patty Wight
Published January 22, 2026

"Cumberland County Sheriff Kevin Joyce says ICE officials are telling one story about their operation to arrest 'the worst of the worst' in Maine, but the reality on the ground is entirely different.

"During a press conference Thursday, Joyce confirmed that ICE agents arrested a corrections officer recruit who he described as 'squeaky clean.'

"Joyce declined to name the officer, but he said he underwent a rigorous vetting process, including a background check, before he was hired last year. He said he had no criminal record, was following the rules, and had permission to work in Maine through the spring of 2029.

" 'I guess if you're not a card carrying US citizen, then you must be illegal,' Joyce said. 'Because that's what they told me, is he's illegal. And he's definitely not a criminal. So what part of him is illegal? I don't know.'

"Joyce said roughly a half dozen ICE agents arrested the officer Wednesday night and left his running car unattended on a city street in Portland. He described the arrest as 'bush league' and said law enforcement officers would first need probable cause to make an arrest and would never abandon a vehicle in that way."

https://www.mainepublic.org/courts-and-crime/2026-01-22/cumberland-county-sheriff-kevin-joyce-denounces-actions-by-ice-agents-in-maine

#USPol #MainePol #MPBN #PublicBroadcasting #KeystoneCops #ICEOut #ICEOutMaine #ICEOutForGood #ImmigrantsWelcome #NewAmericans #ICESucks

Now, can you start arresting these #ICESucks a-holes? Puh-lease?!!!

Cumberland County Sheriff #KevinJoyce denounces actions by #ICE agents in #Maine

Maine Public | By Patty Wight
Published January 22, 2026

"Cumberland County Sheriff Kevin Joyce says ICE officials are telling one story about their operation to arrest 'the worst of the worst' in Maine, but the reality on the ground is entirely different.

"During a press conference Thursday, Joyce confirmed that ICE agents arrested a corrections officer recruit who he described as 'squeaky clean.'

"Joyce declined to name the officer, but he said he underwent a rigorous vetting process, including a background check, before he was hired last year. He said he had no criminal record, was following the rules, and had permission to work in Maine through the spring of 2029.

" 'I guess if you're not a card carrying US citizen, then you must be illegal,' Joyce said. 'Because that's what they told me, is he's illegal. And he's definitely not a criminal. So what part of him is illegal? I don't know.'

"Joyce said roughly a half dozen ICE agents arrested the officer Wednesday night and left his running car unattended on a city street in Portland. He described the arrest as 'bush league' and said law enforcement officers would first need probable cause to make an arrest and would never abandon a vehicle in that way."

https://www.mainepublic.org/courts-and-crime/2026-01-22/cumberland-county-sheriff-kevin-joyce-denounces-actions-by-ice-agents-in-maine

#USPol #MainePol #MPBN #PublicBroadcasting #KeystoneCops #ICEOut #ICEOutMaine #ICEOutForGood #ImmigrantsWelcome #NewAmericans #ICESucks

Now, can you start arresting these #ICESucks a-holes? Puh-lease?!!!

Cumberland County Sheriff #KevinJoyce denounces actions by #ICE agents in #Maine

Maine Public | By Patty Wight
Published January 22, 2026

"Cumberland County Sheriff Kevin Joyce says ICE officials are telling one story about their operation to arrest 'the worst of the worst' in Maine, but the reality on the ground is entirely different.

"During a press conference Thursday, Joyce confirmed that ICE agents arrested a corrections officer recruit who he described as 'squeaky clean.'

"Joyce declined to name the officer, but he said he underwent a rigorous vetting process, including a background check, before he was hired last year. He said he had no criminal record, was following the rules, and had permission to work in Maine through the spring of 2029.

" 'I guess if you're not a card carrying US citizen, then you must be illegal,' Joyce said. 'Because that's what they told me, is he's illegal. And he's definitely not a criminal. So what part of him is illegal? I don't know.'

"Joyce said roughly a half dozen ICE agents arrested the officer Wednesday night and left his running car unattended on a city street in Portland. He described the arrest as 'bush league' and said law enforcement officers would first need probable cause to make an arrest and would never abandon a vehicle in that way."

https://www.mainepublic.org/courts-and-crime/2026-01-22/cumberland-county-sheriff-kevin-joyce-denounces-actions-by-ice-agents-in-maine

#USPol #MainePol #MPBN #PublicBroadcasting #KeystoneCops #ICEOut #ICEOutMaine #ICEOutForGood #ImmigrantsWelcome #NewAmericans #ICESucks

Now, can you start arresting these #ICESucks a-holes? Puh-lease?!!!

Cumberland County Sheriff #KevinJoyce denounces actions by #ICE agents in #Maine

Maine Public | By Patty Wight
Published January 22, 2026

"Cumberland County Sheriff Kevin Joyce says ICE officials are telling one story about their operation to arrest 'the worst of the worst' in Maine, but the reality on the ground is entirely different.

"During a press conference Thursday, Joyce confirmed that ICE agents arrested a corrections officer recruit who he described as 'squeaky clean.'

"Joyce declined to name the officer, but he said he underwent a rigorous vetting process, including a background check, before he was hired last year. He said he had no criminal record, was following the rules, and had permission to work in Maine through the spring of 2029.

" 'I guess if you're not a card carrying US citizen, then you must be illegal,' Joyce said. 'Because that's what they told me, is he's illegal. And he's definitely not a criminal. So what part of him is illegal? I don't know.'

"Joyce said roughly a half dozen ICE agents arrested the officer Wednesday night and left his running car unattended on a city street in Portland. He described the arrest as 'bush league' and said law enforcement officers would first need probable cause to make an arrest and would never abandon a vehicle in that way."

https://www.mainepublic.org/courts-and-crime/2026-01-22/cumberland-county-sheriff-kevin-joyce-denounces-actions-by-ice-agents-in-maine

#USPol #MainePol #MPBN #PublicBroadcasting #KeystoneCops #ICEOut #ICEOutMaine #ICEOutForGood #ImmigrantsWelcome #NewAmericans #ICESucks

INFO Schweiz #Fb:

'🧊 ICE vs. ICE: 0:1

Trumps Elite-Einheit. Vermummt wie Terroristen. Bewaffnet wie eine Besatzungsarmee. Trainiert wie… ja, wie eigentlich?
Ihr Gegner heute: Gefrorenes Wasser.
Beide fallen. Einer schiesst. Mitten ins Wohngebiet. Einfach so.
Sicherung aus. Finger am Abzug. Weniger Waffendisziplin als ein 14-Jähriger beim Paintball.
Keine Bundesbehörde. Proud Boys mit Pensionsan...

#ICEvsIce #GravySeals #MealTeamSix #KeystoneCops 🧊
🎥 in Minnesota, via: https://x.com/inkmasterbator/status/2009811987090538600

INFO Schweiz #Fb:

'🧊 ICE vs. ICE: 0:1

Trumps Elite-Einheit. Vermummt wie Terroristen. Bewaffnet wie eine Besatzungsarmee. Trainiert wie… ja, wie eigentlich?
Ihr Gegner heute: Gefrorenes Wasser.
Beide fallen. Einer schiesst. Mitten ins Wohngebiet. Einfach so.
Sicherung aus. Finger am Abzug. Weniger Waffendisziplin als ein 14-Jähriger beim Paintball.
Keine Bundesbehörde. Proud Boys mit Pensionsan...

#ICEvsIce #GravySeals #MealTeamSix #KeystoneCops 🧊
🎥 in Minnesota, via: https://x.com/inkmasterbator/status/2009811987090538600

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, the once respected FBI has now been turned into a right wing version of the Keystone Cops.

#kashpatel #trump #fbi #embarrassment #laughingstock #news #democrats #KeystoneCops #republicans #MAGA

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, the once respected FBI has now been turned into a right wing version of the Keystone Cops.

#kashpatel #trump #fbi #embarrassment #laughingstock #news #democrats #KeystoneCops #republicans #MAGA

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, the once respected FBI has now been turned into a right wing version of the Keystone Cops.

#kashpatel #trump #fbi #embarrassment #laughingstock #news #democrats #KeystoneCops #republicans #MAGA

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, the once respected FBI has now been turned into a right wing version of the Keystone Cops.

#kashpatel #trump #fbi #embarrassment #laughingstock #news #democrats #KeystoneCops #republicans #MAGA

Under Donald Trump and Kash Patel, the once respected FBI has now been turned into a right wing version of the Keystone Cops.

#kashpatel #trump #fbi #embarrassment #laughingstock #news #democrats #KeystoneCops #republicans #MAGA

@flexghost ………. let the national humiliation begin, as world shakes their collective heads. #keystonecops #larrycurlymoe

@flexghost ………. let the national humiliation begin, as world shakes their collective heads. #keystonecops #larrycurlymoe

@flexghost ………. let the national humiliation begin, as world shakes their collective heads. #keystonecops #larrycurlymoe

@flexghost ………. let the national humiliation begin, as world shakes their collective heads. #keystonecops #larrycurlymoe

@flexghost ………. let the national humiliation begin, as world shakes their collective heads. #keystonecops #larrycurlymoe

@[email protected] Brings back memories of an LSU-Florida game I covered when LSU had nine defenders on the field under Les Miles.

#KeystoneCops

@[email protected] Brings back memories of an LSU-Florida game I covered when LSU had nine defenders on the field under Les Miles.

#KeystoneCops

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