#jugglingchainsaws — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #jugglingchainsaws, aggregated by home.social.
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Oh, look! Another tech blog desperately tries to convince us that relying on local #NVMe #storage is as dangerous as 😱 juggling chainsaws blindfolded. Meanwhile, they shamelessly plug their own #database like it's the second coming of SQL Jesus. 🙄
https://www.eloqdata.com/blog/2025/10/20/local-nvme-risky-for-database #techblogs #hype #SQLJesus #jugglingchainsaws #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀🎉 Oh joy, another techie proudly smashes #pgvector into tiny pieces like a toddler with a LEGO set, all in the name of "optimization."🙄 Apparently, splitting tables between machines is "easier"—just like juggling chainsaws! 🔥💻
https://pgdog.dev/blog/sharding-pgvector #technews #optimization #dataengineering #jugglingchainsaws #HackerNews #ngated