#jackassery — Public Fediverse posts

Pocketables: We received two DMCA takedown requests via Google from an entity “Jellybean” for 2012 reporting on Android Jelly Bean. “The two articles in question were written on October 8, 2012, and December 10, 2012, and assuming that ‘jamelizsmth’ on tik-tok is this person, which everything seems to indicate, she was 9 years old when those were published. I wasn’t the writer as a note, […]

Pocketables: We received two DMCA takedown requests via Google from an entity “Jellybean” for 2012 reporting on Android Jelly Bean. “The two articles in question were written on October 8, 2012, and December 10, 2012, and assuming that ‘jamelizsmth’ on tik-tok is this person, which everything seems to indicate, she was 9 years old when those were published. I wasn’t the writer as a note, […]

Pocketables: We received two DMCA takedown requests via Google from an entity “Jellybean” for 2012 reporting on Android Jelly Bean. “The two articles in question were written on October 8, 2012, and December 10, 2012, and assuming that ‘jamelizsmth’ on tik-tok is this person, which everything seems to indicate, she was 9 years old when those were published. I wasn’t the writer as a note, […]

Pocketables: We received two DMCA takedown requests via Google from an entity “Jellybean” for 2012 reporting on Android Jelly Bean. “The two articles in question were written on October 8, 2012, and December 10, 2012, and assuming that ‘jamelizsmth’ on tik-tok is this person, which everything seems to indicate, she was 9 years old when those were published. I wasn’t the writer as a note, […]

Pocketables: We received two DMCA takedown requests via Google from an entity “Jellybean” for 2012 reporting on Android Jelly Bean. “The two articles in question were written on October 8, 2012, and December 10, 2012, and assuming that ‘jamelizsmth’ on tik-tok is this person, which everything seems to indicate, she was 9 years old when those were published. I wasn’t the writer as a note, […]

Something went wrong??? You don't say!

#jackassery

There's a jackass somewhere who needs a slap upside the head.

I kid you not. I went to Washington Gas to set up the service to my new apartment.

It asked for an address. There's a field in which you can put you address.

Can you guess what the problem was?

Can you guess?

Can you?

If you guessed that a jackass decided that you shouldn't be able to paste into that field you win!!!!!!!

:headache:

What can possibly be achieved by this nonsense?

"Well, er.... people are going to absent-mindedly paste their old address in there."

And this is happening with more frequency than people mistyping an address that you are *forcing* them to type, eh???

Great first impression, Washington Gas. It seems you're as bureaucratically constipated as the other utilities around here. 👍

#jackassery #jackasses #pasting #addresses #WashingtonGas

So I open an app on my phone and I see an ad for Black Friday.

:catthinking:

I'm thinking "lol, they are completely off" but then I look closer, and it is for *Spring* Black Friday.

:headache:

Why don't you make every fucking day a Black Friday, jackasses!

#BlackFriday #marketing #ad #bullshit #nonsense #jackassery

So I open an app on my phone and I see an ad for Black Friday.

:catthinking:

I'm thinking "lol, they are completely off" but then I look closer, and it is for *Spring* Black Friday.

:headache:

Why don't you make every fucking day a Black Friday, jackasses!

#BlackFriday #marketing #ad #bullshit #nonsense #jackassery

So I open an app on my phone and I see an ad for Black Friday.

:catthinking:

I'm thinking "lol, they are completely off" but then I look closer, and it is for *Spring* Black Friday.

:headache:

Why don't you make every fucking day a Black Friday, jackasses!

#BlackFriday #marketing #ad #bullshit #nonsense #jackassery

So I open an app on my phone and I see an ad for Black Friday.

:catthinking:

I'm thinking "lol, they are completely off" but then I look closer, and it is for *Spring* Black Friday.

:headache:

Why don't you make every fucking day a Black Friday, jackasses!

#BlackFriday #marketing #ad #bullshit #nonsense #jackassery

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>> Jacketless Jim #Jordan joins #Johnson in #Jackassery

Attack #Trump #verdict or be exiled - a new test for #Republicans

#LarryHogan, a moderate Republican who is running for an open Senate seat in #Maryland, took to social media to urge all Americans to “respect the verdict and the legal process”.

Within minutes, Trump’s campaign posted a reply to Mr Hogan: “You just ended your campaign.” The implication: if you’re not with us on this, you’re politically dead.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck77xpkr0x8o

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>> Jacketless Jim #Jordan joins #Johnson in #Jackassery

People who ignore Congressional #subpoenas shouldn't be allowed to issue one

Jacketless Jim #Jordan joins #Johnson in #Jackassery

#ConvictedFelon #Trump Alvin #Bragg.

https://www.msnbc.com/ali-velshi/watch/-there-is-no-line-speaker-johnson-jim-jordan-and-others-push-back-against-trump-conviction-212081733883

If you're a jackass online 100% of the time, and you're online X% of the time, the lower bound of your jackassery is X%.

#Math #Jackassery

If you're a jackass online 100% of the time, and you're online X% of the time, the lower bound of your jackassery is X%.

#Math #Jackassery

Dumbfuckery, jackassery, assholery:
the Republican Party.
#GOP #MAGA #Trump #Trumpism #UglyAmericans #DomesticTerrorism #WhiteNationalism #dumbfuckery #jackassery #assholery #ignorance #fear #loathing #corruption #lies #fascism #insurrection

Dumbfuckery, jackassery, assholery:
the Republican Party.
#GOP #MAGA #Trump #Trumpism #UglyAmericans #DomesticTerrorism #WhiteNationalism #dumbfuckery #jackassery #assholery #ignorance #fear #loathing #corruption #lies #fascism #insurrection

@del @tarajdactyl

#adhd

I was going to maintain one of my old Mastodon profiles for #adhd talk. But it is part of my life, so I am posting here. So, forgive me too, I post on #politics and other #jackassery. But #adhd is a part of me, so this will be my only profile. And, it will hopefully spread the word about #adhdsuperhumans
I will try to remember to hashtag first for those not interested.

@del @tarajdactyl

#adhd

I was going to maintain one of my old Mastodon profiles for #adhd talk. But it is part of my life, so I am posting here. So, forgive me too, I post on #politics and other #jackassery. But #adhd is a part of me, so this will be my only profile. And, it will hopefully spread the word about #adhdsuperhumans
I will try to remember to hashtag first for those not interested.