#ifcatscouldtalk — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #ifcatscouldtalk, aggregated by home.social.
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Mum, your records, I’m judging them. #ifcatscouldtalk #catsofinstagram #vinyl #persiancat #catlife #records
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I’m convinced that #IfCatsCouldTalk they wouldn’t out of pure spite.
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#IfCatsCouldTalk “Hmmm, this place is far too tidy and quiet. Time to rip shit up by smacking the dog and leaping onto that shuggly curtain rail!” #HashtagGames #ScottishCat
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#IfCatsCouldTalk they'd say "drinking from toilets, no matter what's in there is an excellent source of water. also, where's my food because i haven't eaten my second breakfast?"
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#IfCatsCouldTalk “I don’t care how often you call my name, I’ll come to you when I’m ready. And by the way, that’s Lord Tiddles to you!” #HashtagGames
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#IfCatsCouldTalk “Gee, this is a really nice vase you have. It would be a shame if something happened to it…” #HashtagGames
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Staring into the grumpy gaze of an imperious little Persian cat
#ifcatscouldtalk #cats #catsofmastodon #catcontent #cat #caturday
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#IfCatsCouldTalk they would say, 'Turn the light off, Dad'
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#CatsOfMastodon #IfCatsCouldTalk This one would start speaking with a wee bit O' Gaelic accent.
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I hate these effers
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“Dame Judi Dench, Idris Elba, we love you, not your fault, but that version of Cats was … how can we put it in nice words…. Not good”
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#IfCatsCouldTalk #LittleBit would give lessons on how to make smooth moves....
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"Momma. I killed a mouse..."
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#LittleBit and #Sissy would try to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...
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Come at me, bro.
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#CatsOfMastodon #IfCatsCouldTalk I'm afraid of the cat getting deep into 4chan Qanon conspiracies .
"shut up cat!" "Open your EYES sheeple!!!!" -
“I bow down to you, oh mighty hairless hunter, who stalks the plains and snares the wild salted cured meats!”
(My boy-cat hero-worships my partner because he once gave him a bit of pastrami.)
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#IfCatsCouldTalk maybe I wouldn’t have wasted 2 hrs on this ⬇️
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“Is it time? How about now? Not yet? What about now? Is it time now? How ‘bout now?”
Fun fact: we’ve said “It’s not time yet” [for meal time] to our cats so many times that they now respond to it as if it’s their name. 🙄
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It would look a lot like the dog vs cat diary…
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#IfCatsCouldTalk they’d say YAY! I’m so happy for me!
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“Why are you squirming?? I’m simply trying to make biscuits on your soft flesh with my razor sharp claws. Hold still!!”
#IfCatsCouldTalk #MakingBiscuits #TenderizingMyHuman #Ouch #HashtagGames @hashtaggames
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“One of my 9 lives for an opposable thumb!."
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Feed me, bitch.
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I didn't have a choice, the dog was out of cookies
