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OH MY GOD!
That girl with whom I matched? She sounds PERFECT.
We had barely exchanged any texts last night. She opened today with asking for a phone call. That's fast. Every time someone has been this fast asking for a phone number, it was a scammer. I hesitated a tiny bit, but decided to go for it. She called me, and we talked. Her phone number was coherent with the location she gave me, at least.
She says she's not on the spectrum, but she's been raising money for people on the spectrum. She has cousins who are on the spectrum. She told me how she'd handle someone having a panic attack, and I nearly cried.
She says she's not on the spectrum... but I have my doubts. She was basically info dumping. :madjoy: I guess we'll have to investigate later.
She's in school, and plan to go to law school. What's not to love? Law is one of my interests. She has also travelled. She's been to Korea. I told her about my stint in Taiwan.
"School? How old is she?"
25. Shut up!
It just happened this way, but we discussed the word "love." We're on the same page. I told her that I use it fast, but that it does not mean I want to have a baby, move in, marry, etc. She's on board with that.
Judging by a short clip she sent me, it looks like she'd like to meet me sooner than later. I told her that I'd like to not just jump in bed with her, and she was fine with this.
This clip by Ninja Sex Party illustrates well how I feel. (Make sure you listen to it in a place where you don't care about who hears it. It is a bit salty.)
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OH MY GOD!
That girl with whom I matched? She sounds PERFECT.
We had barely exchanged any texts last night. She opened today with asking for a phone call. That's fast. Every time someone has been this fast asking for a phone number, it was a scammer. I hesitated a tiny bit, but decided to go for it. She called me, and we talked. Her phone number was coherent with the location she gave me, at least.
She says she's not on the spectrum, but she's been raising money for people on the spectrum. She has cousins who are on the spectrum. She told me how she'd handle someone having a panic attack, and I nearly cried.
She says she's not on the spectrum... but I have my doubts. She was basically info dumping. :madjoy: I guess we'll have to investigate later.
She's in school, and plan to go to law school. What's not to love? Law is one of my interests. She has also travelled. She's been to Korea. I told her about my stint in Taiwan.
"School? How old is she?"
25. Shut up!
It just happened this way, but we discussed the word "love." We're on the same page. I told her that I use it fast, but that it does not mean I want to have a baby, move in, marry, etc. She's on board with that.
Judging by a short clip she sent me, it looks like she'd like to meet me sooner than later. I told her that I'd like to not just jump in bed with her, and she was fine with this.
This clip by Ninja Sex Party illustrates well how I feel. (Make sure you listen to it in a place where you don't care about who hears it. It is a bit salty.)
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OH MY GOD!
That girl with whom I matched? She sounds PERFECT.
We had barely exchanged any texts last night. She opened today with asking for a phone call. That's fast. Every time someone has been this fast asking for a phone number, it was a scammer. I hesitated a tiny bit, but decided to go for it. She called me, and we talked. Her phone number was coherent with the location she gave me, at least.
She says she's not on the spectrum, but she's been raising money for people on the spectrum. She has cousins who are on the spectrum. She told me how she'd handle someone having a panic attack, and I nearly cried.
She says she's not on the spectrum... but I have my doubts. She was basically info dumping. :madjoy: I guess we'll have to investigate later.
She's in school, and plan to go to law school. What's not to love? Law is one of my interests. She has also travelled. She's been to Korea. I told her about my stint in Taiwan.
"School? How old is she?"
25. Shut up!
It just happened this way, but we discussed the word "love." We're on the same page. I told her that I use it fast, but that it does not mean I want to have a baby, move in, marry, etc. She's on board with that.
Judging by a short clip she sent me, it looks like she'd like to meet me sooner than later. I told her that I'd like to not just jump in bed with her, and she was fine with this.
This clip by Ninja Sex Party illustrates well how I feel. (Make sure you listen to it in a place where you don't care about who hears it. It is a bit salty.)
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OH MY GOD!
That girl with whom I matched? She sounds PERFECT.
We had barely exchanged any texts last night. She opened today with asking for a phone call. That's fast. Every time someone has been this fast asking for a phone number, it was a scammer. I hesitated a tiny bit, but decided to go for it. She called me, and we talked. Her phone number was coherent with the location she gave me, at least.
She says she's not on the spectrum, but she's been raising money for people on the spectrum. She has cousins who are on the spectrum. She told me how she'd handle someone having a panic attack, and I nearly cried.
She says she's not on the spectrum... but I have my doubts. She was basically info dumping. :madjoy: I guess we'll have to investigate later.
She's in school, and plan to go to law school. What's not to love? Law is one of my interests. She has also travelled. She's been to Korea. I told her about my stint in Taiwan.
"School? How old is she?"
25. Shut up!
It just happened this way, but we discussed the word "love." We're on the same page. I told her that I use it fast, but that it does not mean I want to have a baby, move in, marry, etc. She's on board with that.
Judging by a short clip she sent me, it looks like she'd like to meet me sooner than later. I told her that I'd like to not just jump in bed with her, and she was fine with this.
This clip by Ninja Sex Party illustrates well how I feel. (Make sure you listen to it in a place where you don't care about who hears it. It is a bit salty.)