#advicetoaliens — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #advicetoaliens, aggregated by home.social.
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Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
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Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
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The ones with the red hats make the best bacon.
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The ones with the red hats make the best bacon.
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The ones with the red hats make the best bacon.
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Only eat people who have eaten fish on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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Only eat people who have eaten fish on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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Only eat people who have eaten fish on Tuesdays and Fridays.
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The Vogons had the right idea about us! Follow their lead!
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The Vogons had the right idea about us! Follow their lead!
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The Vogons had the right idea about us! Follow their lead!
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#AdviceToAliens #HashtagGames I know a guy who can turn off the Golden Dome for ten minutes. A hundred billion oughta cover it.
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#AdviceToAliens #HashtagGames I know a guy who can turn off the Golden Dome for ten minutes. A hundred billion oughta cover it.
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#AdviceToAliens #HashtagGames I know a guy who can turn off the Golden Dome for ten minutes. A hundred billion oughta cover it.
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Talk to the cats. :ablobcatattention: They've got the inside hacks into human minds, and will help you take over the world, in exchange for catnip, treats, and Australia.
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Talk to the cats. :ablobcatattention: They've got the inside hacks into human minds, and will help you take over the world, in exchange for catnip, treats, and Australia.
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Talk to the cats. :ablobcatattention: They've got the inside hacks into human minds, and will help you take over the world, in exchange for catnip, treats, and Australia.
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The dominant species is the one being fed and pampered. The species doing the feeding and pampering is the slave species.
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The dominant species is the one being fed and pampered. The species doing the feeding and pampering is the slave species.
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The dominant species is the one being fed and pampered. The species doing the feeding and pampering is the slave species.
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You already know what I'm about to say, so I'm just going to save it.
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You already know what I'm about to say, so I'm just going to save it.
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You already know what I'm about to say, so I'm just going to save it.
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Oh.
If you've found Michele Bachmann's missing "L", please contact the concierge.
You may need to be quarantined.
Sorry.
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Oh.
If you've found Michele Bachmann's missing "L", please contact the concierge.
You may need to be quarantined.
Sorry.
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Oh.
If you've found Michele Bachmann's missing "L", please contact the concierge.
You may need to be quarantined.
Sorry.
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It's not clear if the Prime Directive applies here. You may consider nudging their development a tad in a corrective direction.
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It's not clear if the Prime Directive applies here. You may consider nudging their development a tad in a corrective direction.
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It's not clear if the Prime Directive applies here. You may consider nudging their development a tad in a corrective direction.
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Whatever you do, don’t say “take me to your leader” if you land here.
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Whatever you do, don’t say “take me to your leader” if you land here.
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Whatever you do, don’t say “take me to your leader” if you land here.
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That cellular peptide cake with mint frosting is quite addictive.
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That cellular peptide cake with mint frosting is quite addictive.
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That cellular peptide cake with mint frosting is quite addictive.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time. And sometimes, that's enough.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time. And sometimes, that's enough.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time. And sometimes, that's enough.
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You might want to wear a mask.
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You might want to wear a mask.
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You might want to wear a mask.
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CW: Organs of sorts
Ukraine's led by a guy who used to use his cock as a xylophone mallet. His dick's so big he probes himself. You think he's gonna be afraid of you?
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CW: Organs of sorts
Ukraine's led by a guy who used to use his cock as a xylophone mallet. His dick's so big he probes himself. You think he's gonna be afraid of you?
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CW: Organs of sorts
Ukraine's led by a guy who used to use his cock as a xylophone mallet. His dick's so big he probes himself. You think he's gonna be afraid of you?
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Just forget the whole thing, Okay?
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Feel free to clear out the annoying clutter of Starlink low orbit space junk