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It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

#OpenLetter... #PartTwo...

#DearPoorPeople,

Have you #Tried #NotBeingPoor...

#Equally, #IT's #NotMyFault that you're #Poor; #Maybe try not to be #MiserableMorons or #TotalCunts...

#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...

#YouAreWelcome | #HappyToHelp

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #HotHotHot #ForForCohabitation #Sanitation #HowToCoffee #TwoSoups

#OpenLetter...

#DearJaguar / #LandRover / #JLR #Or #Whatever you're #CallingYourselves #Now...

#YouKnow #KnowHow you can #Restore your #Brand...

#TryMaking #SomeCars that #Work and #KeepingYourBusiness #Profitable rather than #Relying on #GovernmentBailouts / #CorporateBuyouts to #Fund your #InflatedExecutiveSalaries... #AllTheFuckingTime...

#Oh... And, #Polish; #UsePolish and #SparklyStuff...

#Definitely #KeepMakingCars and #NotTrashing your #Brand and #MakingShit that #NoOne can #ActuallyBuy...

#YouAreWelcome | #HappyToHelp

#LoveAndKisses,

#PSiReN-Group - #StillSmoking...!

#HaveABiscuit... #OrSomething...

#PostScript / #PS: #I #StillMiss #MyOldJag; as #V8s #Go, #IT went #LikeStink - #ShitOffAShovel...

🧙🏭🤖:wolfparty:🤖🏭🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #BeingLegal #StayingLegal #NotBankrupt #GroovyMerch

#OpenLetter...

#DearPoorPeople,

#IF you've #NotHad the #Foresight or #TheOpportunity to #Prepare for #YourRetirement; that must #SuckForYou...

#Equally, #IT's #NotMyFault that you're #Poor; #Maybe try not to be #MiserableMorons or #TotalCunts...

#DontForget; #FreeloadersSuck...

#YouAreWelcome | #HappyToHelp

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #PSiBoRG #StillQuiteCool #HotHotHot

#JustInCase you're #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what a #DestinationWedding is; #IT's an #ExerciseInFutility designed to cause #MaximumDisruption at #MaximumExpense for #AllParticipants (both #Willing and #Unwitting) for #NoClearlyApparentReason...

With #PerformativeOutrage and #TerribleDancing... And #Cake...

#YoureWelcome... | #HappyToHelp

And, #DontForget... #DogsCanLookUp...

🧙:Polymaths:​🤖🐺🤖:Polymaths:​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:loading:​🦄​​:loading:​🦹:fediverse:

#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🍩🐻🦄🐻🍩☕

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110579173628610860

#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🍩🐻🦄🐻🍩☕

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110579173628610860