#swervingsuggestion — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

#HaveABiscuit; #OrSomething...

#BusyBusyBusy... #ThingsToDo with #Crack...

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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #SwervingSuggestion

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingKnowYourNutsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #Cake...

#IF you don't #KnowYourNuts; you can't have #AnyCake...

#TheBFF made #ThisCake and #IT's #GotNuts in #IT; #Specifically:

🥜 #Walnuts;
🥥 #Pecans;
🌰 #Pistachios;
🍩 #Almonds; and,
🌱 #Cashews...

They're #AllNuts; #Except for the #Seeds...

But, #IT's #Cake for #CakeTime...

Can be #Served with a #FreshPotOfCoffee and/or a #NiceCupOfTea and #WelshCakes, which are #DefinitelyWelsh...

#SwervingSuggestion

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#OpenLetter...

#DearQatariSovereignWealthFund,

Your #TotallySecular #NonDenominational #AllButterMincePies aren't #Terrible; but, they're #NotAllButter and they do need #Cream... [#SoldSeparately]

#Someone has to #SayIT; #So...

#IT #MightAsWell be #PSiReN-Group...

#SwervingSuggestion: #Smash 'em with a #Hammer... Can also #BeServed with #ChocolateMiniRolls

#YouAreWelcome

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#TotallyNotChristmas #StillNotHitler #ForFestive

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

#Once you've #EatenEverything...

Get #BradPitt #ToDo #TheWashingUp...

#Or... #EdwardScissorhands...

#SwervingSuggestion: #OnAPlate

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Is everyone #GettingExciticated for #InterstellaCakeForBreakfastDay, yet...?

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:

#IF you #Dollop #SomeMarmalade on your #CakeForBreakfast, #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#SwervingSuggestion | #CakesInCulture

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

#JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

#IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

#BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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Have we #RunOut of #RobotCowbell...? #StillNope™️

#BTW: #IF (and #IT's another #BIG #IF) you're #FeelingFrooti and #Herby...

Try #SomethingLikeThis...

#SwervingSuggestion

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#PeachesAndHerb: Shake Your Groove Thing 1978 Funky Purrfection Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36vwvEdDcEg

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

#JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

#IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

#BeBrave... #CaptainRedBeanBear says so...

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We can #MakeMore #PretendBabies to #IT, #HannuTrap... | #SwervingSuggestion

#GetYourFreakOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews... #NotNearly24... #DefinitelyNotNews...

#Stuff is #StillHappening in #Diablo4World...

#IT's #Still #QuiteGoodFun; #EspeciallyGood for #AllNightGamePlay in between #HittingThingsWithHammers...

#ServesBest with #Biscuits... | #SwervingSuggestion

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyBaconBagelDayNotNews... #NotEven24...

#JustInCase you don't have #AnyBagels... You can #SwapOut your #Bagels for a #BriocheBun; or, just use #Bread... | #SwervingSuggestion

#IT's #JustASandwich... [#FriedEggOptional] [#Cheese #AlsoOptional] | #MakeTimeForBacon

#BeBrave...

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@MishaVanMollusq

#KeepIT; you #NeverKnow when you might find a #CoffeeTable that's a #BitWobbly and "needs" #SomeSupport / #BalanceCorrection...

#SwervingSuggestion

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By way of an alternative #SwervingSuggestion...

#TheSilenceOfTheHams... With #QuoteToots...

#HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109851357477405124

#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110579173628610860

@[email protected] (@[email protected])

#RevengeIsADish: #BestServed with #Beer... And, an #Optional: #FancyHat and #QuoteToots | #SwervingSuggestion

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#RevengeIsADish: #BestServed with #Beer... And, an #Optional: #FancyHat and #QuoteToots | #SwervingSuggestion

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