#handegg — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #handegg, aggregated by home.social.
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I’m so excited! Today is: If you time it correctly, you can have all of the stores to yourself day. Awkward name for a holiday but I don’t make the rules.
Also looking forward to finding lots of new things to mute here on Mastodon. Weeee!
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"hand-egg"
You use your hands to do stuff with a ball that's shaped like an egg
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/115670720807693676
AMERICAN-RULES HANDEGG
THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME
#football #soccer #handegg #AmericanRulesHandegg #NFL #HFL #sport #sports
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Well, hell has officially frozen over. I’m at a football game. My first ever. Leaving after ROTC does their thing. #FridayEveningIllumination #HandEgg
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@Lazarou I like seeing the #SuperbOwl and #HandEgg hastags together. Seems fitting.
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OMG was falling asleep when THING1 barges in to tell me about Kendrik’s half-time #handegg pettiness with the extra scalding hot show of pettidarity (yes am portmanteauing that ish) of a smarmy, dancing Serena.
i guess that’s their extra special #BlackHistoryMonth to that one colonizer from up north.
ok, back to grogging out the pain.
g’night.
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I'm pleasantly surprised with all the #superb_owl s in my timeline. And nary a mention of that misnomered #handegg event.
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I just realized there's a big sports ball thing at some point Sunday. Need to lookup time so we can head out and have the entire #KC-metro area to ourselves. No lines, no traffic: It'll be a complete ghost town.
These folks sure love their #HandEgg, especially when Taylor's boyfriend's team is involved. Yay #SportsBall
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It's very rare that I post anything about football... proper football, not the hand egg kind.
But this made me smile
Manchester City 0 - 4 Tottenham Hotspur
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Tom Brady is just… creepy.
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2/2 After our climb we drove a little bit further direction Guttannen and stopped beneath the famous Gelmerbahn. Howevewr we decided to avoid the touristic crowds and climb the other side of the valley. And indeed after a couple of meters, even before the steep ascend started we met just a few hikers.
It's a nice hike up and you can imagine how rough it had been once when the glaciers up there were taller and covered all the naked rocks up there. After the steep ascend the landscape opens and we found lots of yummie blueberries. -
i don't follow #handegg at all, so was confused about why Taylor Swift's boyfriend had his wife celebrating his retirement from the #NFL league... and couldn't understand how he got so chubby since winning and why his hair got so dark all of a sudden. i was like, wow that's very open and modern of them.
it's moments like these that am like, yup am autistic 🙄
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Speaking as someone who was saying #SportsBall back in the 90s, I have to admit that the "Superb Owl" puns don't get any better over here. Let's just let the #HandEgg fans have their fun.
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@RVLara23 but at $11,000 a pop she could have seen one for many years if she'd bothered. But I suppose you mean for a team she cared about... The trick is to not care for every hand egg team equally and then every year is a win for.
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Just a casual 3:47am finish... 💤
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also, are #handegg uniforms made of spanx? they shape nicely even the chubbiest of asses on the field
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oh!
gotta say this over and over again: don't understand half of what he says about #handegg but i love to listen Tony Romo speak footballese. he is really good at breaking down plays and strategies; sometimes before they happen.
and yes, i say this as an occasional hatewatcher of American Rugby 😉
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I don't care about #handegg, and neither do I care about the game known as #football in the non-USAnian world (and as #soccer to those in the US). I don't care about people fighting over inflated leather objects for points on a big lawn. In fact, I don't care about any team sports at all, whether they involve any kind of ball or not.
But I like owls. Owls are superb. #SuperbOwl 🦉
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IN OTHER #fuckCancer and #Superbowl NEWS
ok, i feel well with enough caveats to let y’all know that am watching this train wreck of a superb-owl-less #handegg game. am totally team burgeois Frisco.
anyway, still think having Usher for half-time act was a bad idea and yet this talented fucker made me SCREAM when he came out dancing on those gdamn skates.
also, WTF with those Kennedy and Scientology ads‽‽‽ this is not late stage capitalism, it’s skullfucking the necrotic corpse of capital
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Already been more ad breaks than pretty much the entire weekend of rugby.
