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  1. "... ineffective at cleaning greasy fingers... "

    He's talking about the "servilletas of the Iberian peninsula".

    But he's using them WRONGLY!

    They are NOT for cleaning fingers.

    Use them to hold your tapa / pintxo and your fingers NEVER GET GREASY in the first place! For this, they work really well.

    Locals know this. I learnt by observing locals in Porto's tascas.

    #servilletas #TheGuardian #greasy #tapas #pintxo #foodrules #iberia #portugal #spain

    theguardian.com/artanddesign/2

  2. Did not take photos for most of the hour of degreasing. Didn't need to grease my phone. I suspect I may have to toss the kitty litter bucket being used for degreasing, as it is accumulating grease chunks. #ReduceRepairReuseRecycle #repair #greasy #kitchenaidb

  3. Did not take photos for most of the hour of degreasing. Didn't need to grease my phone. I suspect I may have to toss the kitty litter bucket being used for degreasing, as it is accumulating grease chunks. #ReduceRepairReuseRecycle #repair #greasy #kitchenaidb

  4. CW: UK Tory sandwich scandal

    Hang on. Eats steak at her desk? I'm glad I'm not her IT team. #greasy

  5. Absolutely LOVE this one from @ChrisBritt
    KFC -- A bucket full of Kamala's Frightened Chicken -- EXTRA GREASY!

    #Trump #Kamala #Harris #debate #afraid #greasy #lies #hate #politics #political #humour #humor #cartoon

  6. Absolutely LOVE this one from @ChrisBritt
    KFC -- A bucket full of Kamala's Frightened Chicken -- EXTRA GREASY!

    #Trump #Kamala #Harris #debate #afraid #greasy #lies #hate #politics #political #humour #humor #cartoon

  7. She took my hand and it was greasy, not in a slimy or necessary horrible way but in an oily sort of way which made me concerned for her. It didn’t feel like sweat and it caused me to think of her skin like a cloth used to wipe the surfaces of a diner’s kitchen. I thought her hair was wet with grease because of her lack of showering but it seemed to pour out of her pores like maple sap from tree.

    #mastoprompt #greasy #writing

  8. She took my hand and it was greasy, not in a slimy or necessary horrible way but in an oily sort of way which made me concerned for her. It didn’t feel like sweat and it caused me to think of her skin like a cloth used to wipe the surfaces of a diner’s kitchen. I thought her hair was wet with grease because of her lack of showering but it seemed to pour out of her pores like maple sap from tree.

    #mastoprompt #greasy #writing

  9. CW: Lewd, erotic art, masturbation

    I guess I like #drawing body #hair and pouty #bungholes.

    #greasy #semi

  10. CW: explicit for masturbation month

    #greasy #penis display for #MasturbationMonth and I guess I'm posting my #masturbation every day!

    … so far …

    If you're inspired, let me (us) see your inspiration!
    #BateProud this month and every month.

  11. CW: NSFW

    Getting started with the first few seconds of a VidChat session with about 10 of my fellow masturbators displayed on my screen. I often wonder if we are ever as erect and aroused as we get when we're edging online.

    #bator #masturbating #greasy #penis with other #bators in #BateWorld #VidChat for #SundayPenisPosting - I fucking love my #hairy #dong and #grateful for all the intense pleasure it brings me day after day and year after year. #me

  12. CW: NSFW

    Getting started with the first few seconds of a VidChat session with about 10 of my fellow masturbators displayed on my screen. I often wonder if we are ever as erect and aroused as we get when we're edging online.

    #bator #masturbating #greasy #penis with other #bators in #BateWorld #VidChat for #SundayPenisPosting - I fucking love my #hairy #dong and #grateful for all the intense pleasure it brings me day after day and year after year. #me

  13. CW: NSFW

    My #hairy, #greasy, #veiny, #edgedup #penis this morning.

    #horny old #bator dude, grateful my #cock is still going strong at 65. Don't let your meat loaf, brothers.

  14. @sand

    Hmm. Greasy, ugly looking, and will hasten your death...

    Sounds way more accurate than any other Google searches!

    #death #greasy #search #google

  15. @sand

    Hmm. Greasy, ugly looking, and will hasten your death...

    Sounds way more accurate than any other Google searches!

    #death #greasy #search #google

  16. CW: NSFW

    Yesterday's session, masturbating on cam, wearing my NP red union suit and Oxballs Mechanic cock ring along with a generous slathering of Bator Balm.

    #SundayPenisPosting #bator #penis #greasy #masturbator #dong #jizz #cumshot #cum #jerkoff #greasypenis #masturbation #me

  17. CW: NSFW

    Yesterday's session, masturbating on cam, wearing my NP red union suit and Oxballs Mechanic cock ring along with a generous slathering of Bator Balm.

    #SundayPenisPosting #bator #penis #greasy #masturbator #dong #jizz #cumshot #cum #jerkoff #greasypenis #masturbation #me

  18. CW: NSFW

    Yesterday's session, masturbating on cam, wearing my NP red union suit and Oxballs Mechanic cock ring along with a generous slathering of Bator Balm.

    #SundayPenisPosting #bator #penis #greasy #masturbator #dong #jizz #cumshot #cum #jerkoff #greasypenis #masturbation #me

  19. CW: male masturbation pics

    Welcome to #SundayPenisPosting featuring me… and YOU!

    Take some time today to #masturbate your #penis and snap a #dickpic to share here in Mastobate with your fellow #bator brothers.

    Whether you're a Mastobate user or a follower, join in with the hashtag, #SundayPenisPosting and celebrate your beautiful cock with us.

    And yes, I really slathered on the #BatorBalm today. I like it super #greasy

  20. I've recently taken to wearing glasses. The problem I'm finding is I have naturally oily skin so my glasses keep sliding down my nose