#goatmire — Public Fediverse posts

Some databases are built different. Teresa Lopes joins us from the Postgres community to share her experiences scaling, running and maintaining a big ol' Postgres database. 100TB is non-trivial it turns out.

https://www.goatmire.com/talk/operational-hazards-of-managing-postgresql-dbs-over-100tb
#elixir #goatmire

Getty Orawo is slated to be joining us at Goatmire. We are very happy that we'll be able to hear her story of lazines and Elixir.

https://www.goatmire.com/talk/elixir-made-me-lazy-and-thats-a-good-thing
#elixir #goatmire

I don't know what I could possibly say about this one that is not answered in the description or communicated through the title.

Having seen the conversation about the actual thesis work on ElixirForum I'm also technically curious.

https://www.goatmire.com/talk/we-got-communist-nerves-before-gta-6-lol

#elixir #goatmire

Days working on the Sentry SDK and the rest of the time spent thinking about and working on agents. Peter Solnica is an OG in the Ruby community, has been doing Elixir for a long time now and will be bringing his perspectives on coding agents and Elixir.

https://goatmire.com/talk/i-see-dead-agents

We were very selective about AI and agent talks for Goatmire, we think you'll find the ones we picked interesting whether you appreciate the bots or not.

#goatmire #elixir

Get your Nerves device onto Home Assistant. Kevin Schweikert has been brewing a special batch of Elixir nerd catnip. People will get silly on this stuff. I already have several devices up and running with Homex. Get your dashboards ready!

https://www.goatmire.com/talk/make-yourself-at-home-x

#elixir #goatmire

Rather than using "AI" you can actually _do_ AI/ML. The math, the code, the whole thing. Way fancier than writing text prompts.

Alvise is coming to Goatmire to show you how with a proper ML workshop.

https://www.goatmire.com/talk/demystifying-ml-and-ai
#goatmire #elixir

Sam Aaron's presentations on Tau5 and Sonic Pi at Goatmire last year were incredibly popular. So when we set up the workshops that was top of the list. And we have space for a whole bunch of people.
https://www.goatmire.com/talk/make-some-noise?2

#goatmire #elixir

There is something about maps.. The entire program committee was weird levels of unanimously interested in this hands on map talk.

https://goatmire.com/talk/maps-easier-than-expected

#goatmire #elixir

"Another late-night emergency call. Same client as last week. .. This can’t be an unbounded query or a caching blunder, it’s bigger than that."

They return. Another mystery, another investigation for the Oban detectives.

https://goatmire.com/speaker/parker-selbert
https://goatmire.com/speaker/shannon-selbert
#goatmire #elixir

This one is about radios.

Peter sent this one in and I'm glad he did though he has been needled about it ever since by his peers in the program committee. As it should be.
https://goatmire.com/talk/texting-lora

Love bad texting over annoying mediums. Let's do it.
#goatmire #elixir

Avoiding the "It was DNS" while still figuring out what's going on in a massive scale DNS system.

Nelson Vides brings us a phenomenal topic and some good crunchy BEAM observability.

https://goatmire.com/talk/millions-of-packets-zero-panic-observability-without-killing-the-patient
#goatmire #elixir

Goatmire Elixir speaker announcements begin with Evadne Wu.

"our design takes death seriously .. managed with dignity"

Evadne Wu consistently gives fascinating talks. We were very selective with what agent-oriented talks we accepted for Goatmire. She hit some really interesting points.

https://goatmire.com/talk/the-rebirth-of-an-elixir-based-personal-agent
#goatmire #elixir

Hey all, I did a talk at #goatmire on Elixir & Nerves. It was my first experience with embedded programming and it was super fun - learning about wires and resistors and all that xD It's live today, head over and give it watch. Thanks for the oppty @[email protected] ❤️
https://youtu.be/y5WlNELKLaU?si=ee1xqy84H3mk1sfz
https://video.goatmire.com/v/qe8qw
#nerves