#geekbench7 — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #geekbench7, aggregated by home.social.
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Ah, the classic 21st-century tech ritual: perform a sacrificial dance to the #JavaScript gods and offer cookies 🍪 in hopes of accessing the revolutionary Geekbench 7. Because who doesn't love jumping through flaming hoops 🔥 just to measure how fast their overpriced pocket rectangle 📱 is?
https://www.geekbench.com/blog/2026/07/geekbench-7/ #techrituals #Geekbench7 #performance #testing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic 21st-century tech ritual: perform a sacrificial dance to the #JavaScript gods and offer cookies 🍪 in hopes of accessing the revolutionary Geekbench 7. Because who doesn't love jumping through flaming hoops 🔥 just to measure how fast their overpriced pocket rectangle 📱 is?
https://www.geekbench.com/blog/2026/07/geekbench-7/ #techrituals #Geekbench7 #performance #testing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic 21st-century tech ritual: perform a sacrificial dance to the #JavaScript gods and offer cookies 🍪 in hopes of accessing the revolutionary Geekbench 7. Because who doesn't love jumping through flaming hoops 🔥 just to measure how fast their overpriced pocket rectangle 📱 is?
https://www.geekbench.com/blog/2026/07/geekbench-7/ #techrituals #Geekbench7 #performance #testing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic 21st-century tech ritual: perform a sacrificial dance to the #JavaScript gods and offer cookies 🍪 in hopes of accessing the revolutionary Geekbench 7. Because who doesn't love jumping through flaming hoops 🔥 just to measure how fast their overpriced pocket rectangle 📱 is?
https://www.geekbench.com/blog/2026/07/geekbench-7/ #techrituals #Geekbench7 #performance #testing #humor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic 21st-century tech ritual: perform a sacrificial dance to the #JavaScript gods and offer cookies 🍪 in hopes of accessing the revolutionary Geekbench 7. Because who doesn't love jumping through flaming hoops 🔥 just to measure how fast their overpriced pocket rectangle 📱 is?
https://www.geekbench.com/blog/2026/07/geekbench-7/ #techrituals #Geekbench7 #performance #testing #humor #HackerNews #ngated
