#fileoptimization — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #fileoptimization, aggregated by home.social.
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🚀 Ah, the riveting world of Parquet file pagination! 🎉 When you're desperate to shave milliseconds, but only after a deep dive into arcane file_row_number vs OFFSET wizardry. 🧙♂️ Remember, speed thrills, but OFFSET kills! 🤪
https://rusty.today/blog/paging-parquet-duckdb-file-row-number-vs-offset/ #ParquetPagination #OFFSETPerformance #FileOptimization #TechWizardry #SpeedThrills #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Ah, the riveting world of Parquet file pagination! 🎉 When you're desperate to shave milliseconds, but only after a deep dive into arcane file_row_number vs OFFSET wizardry. 🧙♂️ Remember, speed thrills, but OFFSET kills! 🤪
https://rusty.today/blog/paging-parquet-duckdb-file-row-number-vs-offset/ #ParquetPagination #OFFSETPerformance #FileOptimization #TechWizardry #SpeedThrills #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the tale of a hero who valiantly vanquished the bloated 4k ELF file monster—reducing it to a measly 45 bytes! All those hours spent trimming bits must have been worth the social life sacrifice, right? 🙄🤣
https://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/txt/mopb.html #heroicprogramming #fileoptimization #ELFmonster #codinghumor #techsacrifice #HackerNews #ngated -
🎩✨ Behold, the tale of a hero who valiantly vanquished the bloated 4k ELF file monster—reducing it to a measly 45 bytes! All those hours spent trimming bits must have been worth the social life sacrifice, right? 🙄🤣
https://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/txt/mopb.html #heroicprogramming #fileoptimization #ELFmonster #codinghumor #techsacrifice #HackerNews #ngated
