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  1. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 xD a/k/a Prof.

    paraphrasing…

    She: Do we need atoms?
    He: Yes, everything is made of atoms…
    She: Everything?
    He: Yes…
    She: Are eyes made of atoms?
    He: Yes…
    She: Are feet made out of atoms?
    He: Yes, everything…
    He: Don’t bother. Everything…
    She: Everything…?
    He: Yes…
    She: Are thoughts made of atoms? [Micro-smirk] Thinks to herself: Gotcha! XD Hahahaha!
    He: Well… pauses, thinking: Shit, she got me… Well… no. XD Hahahaha!

    This is soooo goood…