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#DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor shitting in a urinal

Moving boxes for a traitor #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor
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The same crime as your husband or wife #dumbestThingToBeIndictedFor https://youtu.be/75iv3RKQUAM?t=5

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Peeing over the edge of the litter box onto nuclear codes that staff left in the bathroom.

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Possessing a bunch of highly classified government documents that you could have just given back when asked politely for them and then nothing bad would have happened.

And in second place: fussing and fighting, despite the fact that life is very short. (I have often thought that it's a crime.)

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Smelling of elderberries.

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Pacino voice: ALL OF IT

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Listening to one of my #funfacts

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Paying for Twitter

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Bragging about your crimes — #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor

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In Germany, people often discuss whether #Nutella is to be eaten with or without butter underneath. As I've seen friends starting wars over this matter, I'd say this is the #DumbestThingToBeIndictedFor

Btw, I'm team No Butter and don't you dare...

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Having the same first name as a Disney character and a last name that rhymes with dump...

And using the word 'covfefe'...