#databasehacks — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #databasehacks, aggregated by home.social.
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Ah, the classic "let's reinvent the wheel by using #Postgres as a cache" saga! 😅 Because who wouldn't want to replace a lightning-fast in-memory datastore with a heavy-duty relational database? 🤦♂️ Enjoy your thrill ride through the dizzy zone of overengineering! 🎢💾
https://dizzy.zone/2025/09/24/Redis-is-fast-Ill-cache-in-Postgres/ #reinventingthewheel #caching #overengineering #techhumor #databasehacks #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic "let's reinvent the wheel by using #Postgres as a cache" saga! 😅 Because who wouldn't want to replace a lightning-fast in-memory datastore with a heavy-duty relational database? 🤦♂️ Enjoy your thrill ride through the dizzy zone of overengineering! 🎢💾
https://dizzy.zone/2025/09/24/Redis-is-fast-Ill-cache-in-Postgres/ #reinventingthewheel #caching #overengineering #techhumor #databasehacks #HackerNews #ngated -
🤡 Oh joy, another "genius" trying to blend #SQLite and #Clojure for a #bitemporal #data system because clearly, the world can't get enough of DIY database hacks. 🚀 Pro-tip: If you need a dictionary to understand your own project, maybe it's time to reconsider your life's choices. 🙄
https://www.evalapply.org/posts/poor-mans-time-oriented-data-system/index.html #DIYdatabase #databasehacks #HackerNews #ngated -
🤡 Oh joy, another "genius" trying to blend #SQLite and #Clojure for a #bitemporal #data system because clearly, the world can't get enough of DIY database hacks. 🚀 Pro-tip: If you need a dictionary to understand your own project, maybe it's time to reconsider your life's choices. 🙄
https://www.evalapply.org/posts/poor-mans-time-oriented-data-system/index.html #DIYdatabase #databasehacks #HackerNews #ngated