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This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
#danielkhalife #espionage #trial #davidcross #iran #mi6 #intelligence #militaryintelligence #comedy
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This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
#danielkhalife #espionage #trial #davidcross #iran #mi6 #intelligence #militaryintelligence #comedy
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This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
#danielkhalife #espionage #trial #davidcross #iran #mi6 #intelligence #militaryintelligence #comedy
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This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
#danielkhalife #espionage #trial #davidcross #iran #mi6 #intelligence #militaryintelligence #comedy
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This Daniel Khalife story is sensational.
Every time he starts testifying in court, it should be introduced by a needle-scratch sound effect, and then a clip of him turning to the jury and saying, ‘I suppose you’re wondering how I got into this crazy situation…’
It’s like ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’ with Iranian intelligence instead of Thunder Muscle energy drink.
#danielkhalife #espionage #trial #davidcross #iran #mi6 #intelligence #militaryintelligence #comedy
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Eighty #prison officers absent from #Wandsworth on day of #DanielKhalife’s escape
Revelation comes as government announces former National Crime Agency chief will lead inquiry into #breakout https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/15/daniel-khalife-prison-escape-keith-bristow-nca-to-investigate #ToryPoliciesInAction #Underfunding #PublicServices -
Eighty #prison officers absent from #Wandsworth on day of #DanielKhalife’s escape
Revelation comes as government announces former National Crime Agency chief will lead inquiry into #breakout https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/15/daniel-khalife-prison-escape-keith-bristow-nca-to-investigate #ToryPoliciesInAction #Underfunding #PublicServices -
Eighty #prison officers absent from #Wandsworth on day of #DanielKhalife’s escape
Revelation comes as government announces former National Crime Agency chief will lead inquiry into #breakout https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/15/daniel-khalife-prison-escape-keith-bristow-nca-to-investigate #ToryPoliciesInAction #Underfunding #PublicServices -
Eighty #prison officers absent from #Wandsworth on day of #DanielKhalife’s escape
Revelation comes as government announces former National Crime Agency chief will lead inquiry into #breakout https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/15/daniel-khalife-prison-escape-keith-bristow-nca-to-investigate #ToryPoliciesInAction #Underfunding #PublicServices -
Eighty #prison officers absent from #Wandsworth on day of #DanielKhalife’s escape
Revelation comes as government announces former National Crime Agency chief will lead inquiry into #breakout https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/15/daniel-khalife-prison-escape-keith-bristow-nca-to-investigate #ToryPoliciesInAction #Underfunding #PublicServices -
Rather than report on anything actually happening today the British Press is obsessing over that escaped prisoner who was caught.
Apparently he used the old "tied bedsheets together to make a rope" trick. Surprised he didn't take a book out of the Prison library called "101 Classic Prison Escapes"
Intriguing as it is, it's not the top story today, is it BBC?
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Rather than report on anything actually happening today the British Press is obsessing over that escaped prisoner who was caught.
Apparently he used the old "tied bedsheets together to make a rope" trick. Surprised he didn't take a book out of the Prison library called "101 Classic Prison Escapes"
Intriguing as it is, it's not the top story today, is it BBC?
#DanielKhalife -
Rather than report on anything actually happening today the British Press is obsessing over that escaped prisoner who was caught.
Apparently he used the old "tied bedsheets together to make a rope" trick. Surprised he didn't take a book out of the Prison library called "101 Classic Prison Escapes"
Intriguing as it is, it's not the top story today, is it BBC?
#DanielKhalife -
Rather than report on anything actually happening today the British Press is obsessing over that escaped prisoner who was caught.
Apparently he used the old "tied bedsheets together to make a rope" trick. Surprised he didn't take a book out of the Prison library called "101 Classic Prison Escapes"
Intriguing as it is, it's not the top story today, is it BBC?
#DanielKhalife -
Rather than report on anything actually happening today the British Press is obsessing over that escaped prisoner who was caught.
Apparently he used the old "tied bedsheets together to make a rope" trick. Surprised he didn't take a book out of the Prison library called "101 Classic Prison Escapes"
Intriguing as it is, it's not the top story today, is it BBC?
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"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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"He's not your average prisoner, he's been trained by the British Army, he could be anywhere!"
They find him at a close relatives' house after 75 hours. Nobody saw that one coming, yeah?
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Presiumably a passing motorist noticed that a house in Chiswick was suspiciously occupied and immediately called the police as this has not been known of for the last 20 years. #DanielKhalife
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Presiumably a passing motorist noticed that a house in Chiswick was suspiciously occupied and immediately called the police as this has not been known of for the last 20 years. #DanielKhalife
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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗸𝘁
De voortvluchtige terreurverdachte Daniel Khalife is aangehouden. Dat meldt de Britse politie. Hij was dagenlang op de vlucht na een spectaculaire ontsnapping uit een gevangenis.
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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗸𝘁
De voortvluchtige terreurverdachte Daniel Khalife is aangehouden. Dat meldt de Britse politie. Hij was dagenlang op de vlucht na een spectaculaire ontsnapping uit een gevangenis.
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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗸𝘁
De voortvluchtige terreurverdachte Daniel Khalife is aangehouden. Dat meldt de Britse politie. Hij was dagenlang op de vlucht na een spectaculaire ontsnapping uit een gevangenis.
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𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗞𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗼𝗽𝗴𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗸𝘁
De voortvluchtige terreurverdachte Daniel Khalife is aangehouden. Dat meldt de Britse politie. Hij was dagenlang op de vlucht na een spectaculaire ontsnapping uit een gevangenis.
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#DanielKhalife has not been convicted of any crime, no evidence has been tested in open court, he has been held in a squalid, failed prison and is facing "security" charges in a loaded legal process where he cannot effectively defend himself.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/wandsworth-prison-inmates-daniel-khalife-b2408061.html
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#DanielKhalife has not been convicted of any crime, no evidence has been tested in open court, he has been held in a squalid, failed prison and is facing "security" charges in a loaded legal process where he cannot effectively defend himself.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/wandsworth-prison-inmates-daniel-khalife-b2408061.html
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#DanielKhalife has not been convicted of any crime, no evidence has been tested in open court, he has been held in a squalid, failed prison and is facing "security" charges in a loaded legal process where he cannot effectively defend himself.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/wandsworth-prison-inmates-daniel-khalife-b2408061.html
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#DanielKhalife has not been convicted of any crime, no evidence has been tested in open court, he has been held in a squalid, failed prison and is facing "security" charges in a loaded legal process where he cannot effectively defend himself.
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/wandsworth-prison-inmates-daniel-khalife-b2408061.html
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I kinda want nobody to find #DanielKhalife, you know. Not yet at least. I want them to find him when he’s no longer the lead story on the news, and to give the authorities the proper runaround.
I just like the idea that one person can escape prison and frustrate the hell out of all of these people and agencies searching for him.
I know that’s likely an #UnpopularOpinion, but it does amuse me.
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I kinda want nobody to find #DanielKhalife, you know. Not yet at least. I want them to find him when he’s no longer the lead story on the news, and to give the authorities the proper runaround.
I just like the idea that one person can escape prison and frustrate the hell out of all of these people and agencies searching for him.
I know that’s likely an #UnpopularOpinion, but it does amuse me.
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The Richmond Park had been sealed
As the search for Khalife revealed
The early release of this ex-soldier
Had caused quite a stir and some terror
It was police search that had been commanded
The public to keep away, they had demanded#richmondpark #danielkhalife #terrorsuspect #policesearch #poetry
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The Richmond Park had been sealed
As the search for Khalife revealed
The early release of this ex-soldier
Had caused quite a stir and some terror
It was police search that had been commanded
The public to keep away, they had demanded#richmondpark #danielkhalife #terrorsuspect #policesearch #poetry
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The Richmond Park had been sealed
As the search for Khalife revealed
The early release of this ex-soldier
Had caused quite a stir and some terror
It was police search that had been commanded
The public to keep away, they had demanded#richmondpark #danielkhalife #terrorsuspect #policesearch #poetry
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What's the betting that Daniel Khalife turns up in Tehran wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary Guards Corps?
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What's the betting that Daniel Khalife turns up in Tehran wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary Guards Corps?
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What's the betting that Daniel Khalife turns up in Tehran wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary Guards Corps?
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What's the betting that Daniel Khalife turns up in Tehran wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary Guards Corps?
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What's the betting that Daniel Khalife turns up in Tehran wearing the uniform of the Revolutionary Guards Corps?
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Park in Londen afgesloten in zoektocht naar onder vrachtwagen ontsnapte gevangene
#London #RichmondPark #DanielKhalife #danielAbedKhalife #lorry
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A manhunt has been launched for a British soldier awaiting trial on “terrorism”-related charges who escaped from a prison in southwest London, according to t...
UK hunts for soldier Daniel Khalife after Wandsworth prison escape -
A manhunt has been launched for a British soldier awaiting trial on “terrorism”-related charges who escaped from a prison in southwest London, according to t...
UK hunts for soldier Daniel Khalife after Wandsworth prison escape -
A manhunt has been launched for a British soldier awaiting trial on “terrorism”-related charges who escaped from a prison in southwest London, according to t...
UK hunts for soldier Daniel Khalife after Wandsworth prison escape -
A manhunt has been launched for a British soldier awaiting trial on “terrorism”-related charges who escaped from a prison in southwest London, according to t...
UK hunts for soldier Daniel Khalife after Wandsworth prison escape -
A manhunt has been launched for a British soldier awaiting trial on “terrorism”-related charges who escaped from a prison in southwest London, according to t...
UK hunts for soldier Daniel Khalife after Wandsworth prison escape -
He escaped by tying himself to the underside of a laundry van, good to see the old classics are still in use.
I would have also accepted the old "secret escape tunnel behind poster of Raquel Welsh" routine and also anything used from the game "Escape From Colditz" -
He escaped by tying himself to the underside of a laundry van, good to see the old classics are still in use.
I would have also accepted the old "secret escape tunnel behind poster of Raquel Welsh" routine and also anything used from the game "Escape From Colditz" -
He escaped by tying himself to the underside of a laundry van, good to see the old classics are still in use.
I would have also accepted the old "secret escape tunnel behind poster of Raquel Welsh" routine and also anything used from the game "Escape From Colditz" -
He escaped by tying himself to the underside of a laundry van, good to see the old classics are still in use.
I would have also accepted the old "secret escape tunnel behind poster of Raquel Welsh" routine and also anything used from the game "Escape From Colditz"