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  1. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.

  2. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.

  3. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.

  4. Das Maskottchen der IIHF Eishockey-Weltmeisterschaft Deutschland 2027™ ist einfach mal ein Dackel, Dachshund, Teckel, Wiener Dog!!!

    Und der heißt Teckl, abgeleitet vom Tackling. Ich feiere es so sehr.

    Als Dackel Fan und Freund doofer Wortspiele habe ich natürlich nur Liebe für Teckl.

    #dackel #dachshund #teckel #eishockey

  5. Das Maskottchen der IIHF Eishockey-Weltmeisterschaft Deutschland 2027™ ist einfach mal ein Dackel, Dachshund, Teckel, Wiener Dog!!!

    Und der heißt Teckl, abgeleitet vom Tackling. Ich feiere es so sehr.

    Als Dackel Fan und Freund doofer Wortspiele habe ich natürlich nur Liebe für Teckl.

    #dackel #dachshund #teckel #eishockey

  6. Das Maskottchen der IIHF Eishockey-Weltmeisterschaft Deutschland 2027™ ist einfach mal ein Dackel, Dachshund, Teckel, Wiener Dog!!!

    Und der heißt Teckl, abgeleitet vom Tackling. Ich feiere es so sehr.

    Als Dackel Fan und Freund doofer Wortspiele habe ich natürlich nur Liebe für Teckl.

    #dackel #dachshund #teckel #eishockey

  7. Das Maskottchen der IIHF Eishockey-Weltmeisterschaft Deutschland 2027™ ist einfach mal ein Dackel, Dachshund, Teckel, Wiener Dog!!!

    Und der heißt Teckl, abgeleitet vom Tackling. Ich feiere es so sehr.

    Als Dackel Fan und Freund doofer Wortspiele habe ich natürlich nur Liebe für Teckl.

    #dackel #dachshund #teckel #eishockey

  8. Das Maskottchen der IIHF Eishockey-Weltmeisterschaft Deutschland 2027™ ist einfach mal ein Dackel, Dachshund, Teckel, Wiener Dog!!!

    Und der heißt Teckl, abgeleitet vom Tackling. Ich feiere es so sehr.

    Als Dackel Fan und Freund doofer Wortspiele habe ich natürlich nur Liebe für Teckl.

    #dackel #dachshund #teckel #eishockey

  9. asking for my friend, my

    What is a proven suitable acceptable way for a to climb into my dog box placed on the car back seat. I can't jump so high and wide.
    Do I want stairs or ramp?

  10. asking for my friend, my #teckel

    What is a proven suitable acceptable way for a #Dachshund to climb into my dog box placed on the car back seat. I can't jump so high and wide.
    Do I want stairs or ramp?

  11. asking for my friend, my #teckel

    What is a proven suitable acceptable way for a #Dachshund to climb into my dog box placed on the car back seat. I can't jump so high and wide.
    Do I want stairs or ramp?

  12. asking for my friend, my #teckel

    What is a proven suitable acceptable way for a #Dachshund to climb into my dog box placed on the car back seat. I can't jump so high and wide.
    Do I want stairs or ramp?

  13. asking for my friend, my #teckel

    What is a proven suitable acceptable way for a #Dachshund to climb into my dog box placed on the car back seat. I can't jump so high and wide.
    Do I want stairs or ramp?

  14. Forest a week after I thought it was his last day.

    He recovered remarkably and looks fantastic for a 13-year old dog.

    He is mostly fit again, and we both suffer a little from cabin fever as we cannot go out to the park nearby (there is a music festival on).

    He appears to have a little skin problem which I am dowsing in Green Tea (Bancha*). He also gets some anti fungal tablets.

    *That tea by the way is absolutely delicious

  15. Forest a week after I thought it was his last day.

    He recovered remarkably and looks fantastic for a 13-year old dog.

    He is mostly fit again, and we both suffer a little from cabin fever as we cannot go out to the park nearby (there is a music festival on).

    He appears to have a little skin problem which I am dowsing in Green Tea (Bancha*). He also gets some anti fungal tablets.

    *That tea by the way is absolutely delicious

    #Dachshund #Teckel #Dackel #IVDD #Bancha

  16. Forest a week after I thought it was his last day.

    He recovered remarkably and looks fantastic for a 13-year old dog.

    He is mostly fit again, and we both suffer a little from cabin fever as we cannot go out to the park nearby (there is a music festival on).

    He appears to have a little skin problem which I am dowsing in Green Tea (Bancha*). He also gets some anti fungal tablets.

    *That tea by the way is absolutely delicious

    #Dachshund #Teckel #Dackel #IVDD #Bancha

  17. Forest a week after I thought it was his last day.

    He recovered remarkably and looks fantastic for a 13-year old dog.

    He is mostly fit again, and we both suffer a little from cabin fever as we cannot go out to the park nearby (there is a music festival on).

    He appears to have a little skin problem which I am dowsing in Green Tea (Bancha*). He also gets some anti fungal tablets.

    *That tea by the way is absolutely delicious

    #Dachshund #Teckel #Dackel #IVDD #Bancha

  18. Forest a week after I thought it was his last day.

    He recovered remarkably and looks fantastic for a 13-year old dog.

    He is mostly fit again, and we both suffer a little from cabin fever as we cannot go out to the park nearby (there is a music festival on).

    He appears to have a little skin problem which I am dowsing in Green Tea (Bancha*). He also gets some anti fungal tablets.

    *That tea by the way is absolutely delicious

    #Dachshund #Teckel #Dackel #IVDD #Bancha

  19. RE: mstdn.social/@fae2535/11015692

    OMG it is back!!!

    In the meantime I sold the microscope and cannot test for Malassezia anymore, yet the same symptoms are present, incl. a feeling of greasiness when stroking his fur.

    At the time the original prescription was a year old and thus invalid. So I went to my GP and told him about a fictional fungus that I said I had ... and which medication had helped before.

    Last time it took 3 weeks to clear.

  20. RE: mstdn.social/@fae2535/11015692

    OMG it is back!!!

    In the meantime I sold the microscope and cannot test for Malassezia anymore, yet the same symptoms are present, incl. a feeling of greasiness when stroking his fur.

    At the time the original prescription was a year old and thus invalid. So I went to my GP and told him about a fictional fungus that I said I had ... and which medication had helped before.

    Last time it took 3 weeks to clear.

    #dogsofmastodon #Malassezien #Dachshund #Dackel #Teckel

  21. RE: mstdn.social/@fae2535/11015692

    OMG it is back!!!

    In the meantime I sold the microscope and cannot test for Malassezia anymore, yet the same symptoms are present, incl. a feeling of greasiness when stroking his fur.

    At the time the original prescription was a year old and thus invalid. So I went to my GP and told him about a fictional fungus that I said I had ... and which medication had helped before.

    Last time it took 3 weeks to clear.

    #dogsofmastodon #Malassezien #Dachshund #Dackel #Teckel

  22. RE: mstdn.social/@fae2535/11015692

    OMG it is back!!!

    In the meantime I sold the microscope and cannot test for Malassezia anymore, yet the same symptoms are present, incl. a feeling of greasiness when stroking his fur.

    At the time the original prescription was a year old and thus invalid. So I went to my GP and told him about a fictional fungus that I said I had ... and which medication had helped before.

    Last time it took 3 weeks to clear.

    #dogsofmastodon #Malassezien #Dachshund #Dackel #Teckel

  23. RE: mstdn.social/@fae2535/11015692

    OMG it is back!!!

    In the meantime I sold the microscope and cannot test for Malassezia anymore, yet the same symptoms are present, incl. a feeling of greasiness when stroking his fur.

    At the time the original prescription was a year old and thus invalid. So I went to my GP and told him about a fictional fungus that I said I had ... and which medication had helped before.

    Last time it took 3 weeks to clear.

    #dogsofmastodon #Malassezien #Dachshund #Dackel #Teckel