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  1. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.

  2. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.

  3. I came up with an accidental pun. I have a #dachshund, and anyone who has had one knows they bark. All the time. So I said:

    He's 76% bark by volume.

    Just a silly joke because he's so tiny. It didn't occur to me until later that volume can also mean sound.