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  1. 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Everyone's #dreams of hitting triple digits just got #crushed by some researchers with calculators. 📉 Apparently, living to 100 is as likely as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄🔍 Thanks, #UW-Madison, for the heads-up—guess we'll have to cancel our centennial party plans. 🎉🚫
    lafollette.wisc.edu/news/new-r #breakingnews #dreamsc #centennialparty #HackerNews #ngated

  2. ♫ Otra canción que me gusta en Spotify ►«oneshot» de «crushed» en su album «oneshot»
    open.spotify.com/track/57ZVBMA #music #spotify #crushed

  3. Apparently, next Saturday is Husband appreciation day. So far this morning, I have.

    Washed up, dried up, put away.
    Done the washing and hung it out.
    Hoovered and dusted.
    Walked the dog.
    Mowed the lawn.

    When I told the missus about next week, her response was: "Is it? First I've heard of it."

    #Crushed

  4. 𝗠𝗲: "Yeah, he won't be in this morning; he's up before the beak."

    𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻: "Ooh, what's he done?"

    𝗠𝗲: "Dunno, but it's a pity Hanging Judge Jefferies isn't still sitting."

    𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻: "I don't remember him?"

    𝗠𝗲: "Not many will! He's been dead since the 17th century."

    𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻: "Oh yeah, 1645 to 1689. How did you know that?"

    𝗠𝗲: "I know things."

    𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝗻: "Pointless things, I'd say."

    #crushed