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  1. Workers Who Love 'Synergizing #Paradigms ' Might Be Bad at Their Jobs

    #CornellUniversity makes an announcement. "Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like ' #synergistic leadership,' or 'growth-hacking paradigms' may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.
    #corpspeak #growthhacking

    it.slashdot.org/story/26/03/08

  2. Workers Who Love 'Synergizing #Paradigms ' Might Be Bad at Their Jobs

    #CornellUniversity makes an announcement. "Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like ' #synergistic leadership,' or 'growth-hacking paradigms' may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.
    #corpspeak #growthhacking

    it.slashdot.org/story/26/03/08

  3. Workers Who Love 'Synergizing #Paradigms ' Might Be Bad at Their Jobs

    #CornellUniversity makes an announcement. "Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like ' #synergistic leadership,' or 'growth-hacking paradigms' may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.
    #corpspeak #growthhacking

    it.slashdot.org/story/26/03/08

  4. Workers Who Love 'Synergizing ' Might Be Bad at Their Jobs

    makes an announcement. "Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like ' leadership,' or 'growth-hacking paradigms' may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.

    it.slashdot.org/story/26/03/08

  5. Workers Who Love 'Synergizing #Paradigms ' Might Be Bad at Their Jobs

    #CornellUniversity makes an announcement. "Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like ' #synergistic leadership,' or 'growth-hacking paradigms' may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.
    #corpspeak #growthhacking

    it.slashdot.org/story/26/03/08

  6. Heard in meeting: “on a going-forward basis”

    My interpretation: “later”

    #corpspeak #buzzwords

  7. necro-reorging: the act of resurrecting a dead organizational unit's name for a new organizational unit.

    Bonus points if the resurrected OU is compositionally and functionally indiscernible from the deceased one.

    — — —

    Staking my historical claim on this neologism. I've seen this several times in my career, and it happened with an extremely unique OU name a second time today.

    #CorpSpeak
    #ManagementTheory

  8. necro-reorging: the act of resurrecting a dead organizational unit's name for a new organizational unit.

    Bonus points if the resurrected OU is compositionally and functionally indiscernible from the deceased one.

    — — —

    Staking my historical claim on this neologism. I've seen this several times in my career, and it happened with an extremely unique OU name a second time today.

    #CorpSpeak
    #ManagementTheory

  9. necro-reorging: the act of resurrecting a dead organizational unit's name for a new organizational unit.

    Bonus points if the resurrected OU is compositionally and functionally indiscernible from the deceased one.

    — — —

    Staking my historical claim on this neologism. I've seen this several times in my career, and it happened with an extremely unique OU name a second time today.

    #CorpSpeak
    #ManagementTheory

  10. necro-reorging: the act of resurrecting a dead organizational unit's name for a new organizational unit.

    Bonus points if the resurrected OU is compositionally and functionally indiscernible from the deceased one.

    — — —

    Staking my historical claim on this neologism. I've seen this several times in my career, and it happened with an extremely unique OU name a second time today.

    #CorpSpeak
    #ManagementTheory

  11. necro-reorging: the act of resurrecting a dead organizational unit's name for a new organizational unit.

    Bonus points if the resurrected OU is compositionally and functionally indiscernible from the deceased one.

    — — —

    Staking my historical claim on this neologism. I've seen this several times in my career, and it happened with an extremely unique OU name a second time today.

    #CorpSpeak
    #ManagementTheory

  12. Anyone have "What are the aligned success criteria?" on their #CorpSpeak bingo board? :flan_eyeroll:​