#coldtoes — Public Fediverse posts

Instead of "getting chubby" I prefer to think of myself as putting on a little extra meat to give myself a warm hug.

But actually I'm instinctively serving as a source of heat for two sleeping dogs and a partner hiding their cold toes under comfy comforters.

#selfawareness #bodyposativity #ILikeSnacks #dogs #doggos #dogsofmastodon #coldToes #letDogsSleep #hugs #comforters #thankGodItsTheWeekend

It’s minus five and my feet are #cold.
My #wife used to say my toes were like tiny ice cubes. But she’d still let me warm them between her calfs (calves?) when we were in bed.

But now we’re #divorced, so my cold toes will retain their icy status. As I’ve said before, sleeping in socks is #weird and I just can’t do it.

#ColdNights #ColdToes