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  1. **Santa Baby plays**

    My 13 year-old: IS THIS THE HORNY FOR SANTA SONG?!?

    Me: why yes, son, it is…

    #Christmas #ChristmasFail

  2. **Santa Baby plays**

    My 13 year-old: IS THIS THE HORNY FOR SANTA SONG?!?

    Me: why yes, son, it is…

    #Christmas #ChristmasFail

  3. **Santa Baby plays**

    My 13 year-old: IS THIS THE HORNY FOR SANTA SONG?!?

    Me: why yes, son, it is…

    #Christmas #ChristmasFail

  4. **Santa Baby plays**

    My 13 year-old: IS THIS THE HORNY FOR SANTA SONG?!?

    Me: why yes, son, it is…

    #Christmas #ChristmasFail

  5. There's a Key Food grocery store a 5 minute walk from home; generally not a great store (you have to check expiration dates before you buy anything) but it has two advantages: it's extremely close and carries most Entenmann's products. Had to pick up something this morning (they're closed this afternoon).

    Alas, my secondary quest was not successful: they didn't have Guava Cheese puffs today.

    #ChristmasFail #Entenmanns #NYC

  6. There's a Key Food grocery store a 5 minute walk from home; generally not a great store (you have to check expiration dates before you buy anything) but it has two advantages: it's extremely close and carries most Entenmann's products. Had to pick up something this morning (they're closed this afternoon).

    Alas, my secondary quest was not successful: they didn't have Guava Cheese puffs today.

    #ChristmasFail #Entenmanns #NYC

  7. There's a Key Food grocery store a 5 minute walk from home; generally not a great store (you have to check expiration dates before you buy anything) but it has two advantages: it's extremely close and carries most Entenmann's products. Had to pick up something this morning (they're closed this afternoon).

    Alas, my secondary quest was not successful: they didn't have Guava Cheese puffs today.

    #ChristmasFail #Entenmanns #NYC

  8. There's a Key Food grocery store a 5 minute walk from home; generally not a great store (you have to check expiration dates before you buy anything) but it has two advantages: it's extremely close and carries most Entenmann's products. Had to pick up something this morning (they're closed this afternoon).

    Alas, my secondary quest was not successful: they didn't have Guava Cheese puffs today.

  9. It’s true- I once accidentally made salt cookies one Christmas…🎄 We threw them out before I baked them. #christmasfail

  10. TRUE STORY: The town Christmas tree was lit up for the first time the other night at a special celebration. Crowd response: silence, disbelief, hilarity. Apparently that's what you get when you decorate a tree during high winds and a hailstorm. Kudos to the local council for their sense of humour "You're welcome. 😉 ."

    #ChristmasTree #Decorations #PineTree #trees #ChristmasFail #Hail #Windy #Lights #ChristmasDecorations #Australia #NSW #PortMacquarie #Council #MerryChristmas #Humour #Senseofhumour #Plants #Gardening

  11. TRUE STORY: The town Christmas tree was lit up for the first time the other night at a special celebration. Crowd response: silence, disbelief, hilarity. Apparently that's what you get when you decorate a tree during high winds and a hailstorm. Kudos to the local council for their sense of humour "You're welcome. 😉 ."

    #ChristmasTree #Decorations #PineTree #trees #ChristmasFail #Hail #Windy #Lights #ChristmasDecorations #Australia #NSW #PortMacquarie #Council #MerryChristmas #Humour #Senseofhumour #Plants #Gardening

  12. TRUE STORY: The town Christmas tree was lit up for the first time the other night at a special celebration. Crowd response: silence, disbelief, hilarity. Apparently that's what you get when you decorate a tree during high winds and a hailstorm. Kudos to the local council for their sense of humour "You're welcome. 😉 ."

    #ChristmasTree #Decorations #PineTree #trees #ChristmasFail #Hail #Windy #Lights #ChristmasDecorations #Australia #NSW #PortMacquarie #Council #MerryChristmas #Humour #Senseofhumour #Plants #Gardening

  13. TRUE STORY: The town Christmas tree was lit up last night...to silence and then hilarity and disbelief. At least council had a sense of humour about it. Apparently that's what you get when you decorate a tree during high winds and a hailstorm. 😂

    #ChristmasTree #Decorations #PineTree #trees #ChristmasFail #Hail #Windy #Lights #ChristmasDecorations #Australia #NSW #PortMacquarie #Council #MerryChristmas #Humour #Senseofhumour #Plants #Gardening

  14. TRUE STORY: The town Christmas tree was lit up for the first time the other night at a special celebration. Crowd response: silence, disbelief, hilarity. Apparently that's what you get when you decorate a tree during high winds and a hailstorm. Kudos to the local council for their sense of humour "You're welcome. 😉 ."

    #ChristmasTree #Decorations #PineTree #trees #ChristmasFail #Hail #Windy #Lights #ChristmasDecorations #Australia #NSW #PortMacquarie #Council #MerryChristmas #Humour #Senseofhumour #Plants #Gardening

  15. We bought this lovely looking Advent house for my daughter years ago. It's quite large and looks nice but totally rubbish. There is no space inside to put much so it's a really challenge every year to find things that fit. Wish I'd just stuck to buying one each year #advent #christmasfail

  16. We bought this lovely looking Advent house for my daughter years ago. It's quite large and looks nice but totally rubbish. There is no space inside to put much so it's a really challenge every year to find things that fit. Wish I'd just stuck to buying one each year #advent #christmasfail

  17. We bought this lovely looking Advent house for my daughter years ago. It's quite large and looks nice but totally rubbish. There is no space inside to put much so it's a really challenge every year to find things that fit. Wish I'd just stuck to buying one each year #advent #christmasfail

  18. Spotted this in B&M today and it took me an absurdly long time of staring at it in bewilderment to realise it isn’t festively declaring FML, but is actually trying to say ‘FAMILY’.

    Not the greatest design of all time, but it did make me chuckle.

    &M