#changedforever — Public Fediverse posts

I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos

I tried to teach my cat yoga. Mid-downward dog, she jumped on my back, causing me to accidentally breakdance. I ended up in a split, staring at her like, "Was that the plan?" From then on, we just nap. #ChangedForever #CatYoga #AccidentalBreakdancer #LifeInSplits