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  1. Die Elemente des Retro / The Elements of Retro

    #DaDa #DishclothDelirium #SixtiesStatic #KitchenChaos #Schweinwelten Ü2: Gedicht / Poem A grid of stains from a forgotten meal, Where 1960 died upon the loom, The geometric patterns start to peel, Within the vapors of the dining room. Teal squares of logic, orange bits of dread, To wipe the spills of progress from the floor, While ghosts of housewives bake a stone for bread, And nail their memories to the pantry door. The…

    schweinwelten.de/die-elemente-

  2. Das Geschirrtuch aus den 1970ern / The Tea Towel from the 1970s

    #DadaDomestic #RetroRiot #Schweinwelten #VintageVoid #KitchenChaos Gedicht / Poem The cotton screams in patterns of the past, A checkered ghost that haunts the greasy plate, Where spilled champagne and vinegar are cast, Into the loom of unremembered fate. Oh, weave of nylon dreams and polyester, To dry the tears of forks that arrived late, While stains of gravy silently sequester. Die Baumwoll' schreit in…

    schweinwelten.de/das-geschirrt

  3. I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos

  4. CW: CW kidfur, kitchen chaos, cooking, implied diaper

    Cooking tasty food is hard work.
    Especially if you can barely reach the countertop & are officially not allowed to cook something without supervision yet.
    But it seems this lil bearkitty was really cooking up a storm.
    A ... Saucenado!
    With ingredients playing every where, pasta ending up in all places and it looks like a bomb went off inside of the tomato sauce.
    But the pasta was perfect!

    And somehow, miraciously, Sammy seems to have evaded the carnage!

    Dawn by the awesome Strawbsplayroom at Furaffinity and Bluesky
    #cooking #saucenado #kitchenchaos #kidfur #diaper

  5. CW: CW kidfur, kitchen chaos, cooking, implied diaper

    Cooking tasty food is hard work.
    Especially if you can barely reach the countertop & are officially not allowed to cook something without supervision yet.
    But it seems this lil bearkitty was really cooking up a storm.
    A ... Saucenado!
    With ingredients playing every where, pasta ending up in all places and it looks like a bomb went off inside of the tomato sauce.
    But the pasta was perfect!

    And somehow, miraciously, Sammy seems to have evaded the carnage!

    Dawn by the awesome Strawbsplayroom at Furaffinity and Bluesky
    #cooking #saucenado #kitchenchaos #kidfur #diaper

  6. Cooking tasty food is hard work.
    Especially if you can barely reach the countertop & are officially not allowed to cook something without supervision yet.
    But it seems this lil bearkitty was really cooking up a storm.
    A ... Saucenado!
    With ingredients playing every where, pasta ending up in all places and it looks like a bomb went off inside of the tomato sauce.
    But the pasta was perfect!

    And somehow, miraciously, Sammy seems to have evaded the carnage!

    Dawn by the awesome Strawbsplayroom at Furaffinity and Bluesky
    #cooking #saucenado #kitchenchaos #kidfur #diaper

  7. Cooking tasty food is hard work.
    Especially if you can barely reach the countertop & are officially not allowed to cook something without supervision yet.
    But it seems this lil bearkitty was really cooking up a storm.
    A ... Saucenado!
    With ingredients playing every where, pasta ending up in all places and it looks like a bomb went off inside of the tomato sauce.
    But the pasta was perfect!

    And somehow, miraciously, Sammy seems to have evaded the carnage!

    Dawn by the awesome Strawbsplayroom at Furaffinity and Bluesky
    #cooking #saucenado #kitchenchaos #kidfur #diaper

  8. My toddler's idea of 'helping' in the kitchen involves rearranging pots and pans and taste-testing ingredients mid-recipe. Chef's assistant in training! 👩🍳👶 #KitchenChaos #ParentingHumor #BabyYumYum #BYY