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  1. CW: disgustang

    "What seems to be the matter?"

    "Doctor, my bowels had a movement."

    "That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]"

    "No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean."

    "What *do* you mean, then?"

    "My bowels are walking at a distance behind me. Here they are!"

    [A pile of guts walks in.]

    [Applause.]

    #disgusting #BowelMovement #bowels #applause #nonsense

  2. "I have come to consider the road to AI to be a treacherous one."

    " :catthinking: Hmm... it is more or less like having a very difficult bowel movement, isn't it?"

    "Exactly."

    #AI #AIIsShit #BowelMovement #shit

  3. They should install web-cameras in your toilet bowl and display the real time images on large HD monitors hung all around the bathroom. This way you can watch your own #bowelmovement in every conceivable angle. I know for sure Gwyneth Paltrow would buy one. #Goop

  4. "Gut bacteria may play a role in cognitive decline"

    "constipated participants (bowel movements every three days or more) had significantly worse cognition, equivalent to 3.0 years more of chronological cognitive aging.
    […]
    A novel connection between gut bacteria and Alzheimer's biomarkers
    […]
    They found individuals with poorer cognition had lower levels of Clostridium and Ruminococcus."

    news-medical.net/news/20230719
    #BowelMovement
    #gutbacteria
    #Alzheimer
    #AlzheimerDisease