#bowelmovement — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: disgustang
"What seems to be the matter?"
"Doctor, my bowels had a movement."
"That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]"
"No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean."
"What *do* you mean, then?"
"My bowels are walking at a distance behind me. Here they are!"
[A pile of guts walks in.]
[Applause.]
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"Why is The Great Vowel Shift also called the Great Vowel Movement?"
"Oh, that's because English took a huge dump on its own pronunciation."
#GreatVowelShift #GreatVowelMovement #EnglishLanguage #dump #pronounciation #BowelMovement
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"I have come to consider the road to AI to be a treacherous one."
" :catthinking: Hmm... it is more or less like having a very difficult bowel movement, isn't it?"
"Exactly."
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They should install web-cameras in your toilet bowl and display the real time images on large HD monitors hung all around the bathroom. This way you can watch your own #bowelmovement in every conceivable angle. I know for sure Gwyneth Paltrow would buy one. #Goop