#bowelmovement — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #bowelmovement, aggregated by home.social.
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Trump's ICE Stunned as States Make Big Bowel Movement!
#USNews #USPol #DonaldTrump #ICE #States #BowelMovement #satire
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CW: disgustang
"What seems to be the matter?"
"Doctor, my bowels had a movement."
"That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]"
"No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean."
"What *do* you mean, then?"
"My bowels are walking at a distance behind me. Here they are!"
[A pile of guts walks in.]
[Applause.]
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CW: disgustang
"What seems to be the matter?"
"Doctor, my bowels had a movement."
"That's normal. Everybody poops! [laughs...]"
"No.... er.... I mean, yes, everybody poops, but that's not what I mean."
"What *do* you mean, then?"
"My bowels are walking at a distance behind me. Here they are!"
[A pile of guts walks in.]
[Applause.]
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"Why is The Great Vowel Shift also called the Great Vowel Movement?"
"Oh, that's because English took a huge dump on its own pronunciation."
#GreatVowelShift #GreatVowelMovement #EnglishLanguage #dump #pronounciation #BowelMovement
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"Why is The Great Vowel Shift also called the Great Vowel Movement?"
"Oh, that's because English took a huge dump on its own pronunciation."
#GreatVowelShift #GreatVowelMovement #EnglishLanguage #dump #pronounciation #BowelMovement
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"I have come to consider the road to AI to be a treacherous one."
" :catthinking: Hmm... it is more or less like having a very difficult bowel movement, isn't it?"
"Exactly."
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"I have come to consider the road to AI to be a treacherous one."
" :catthinking: Hmm... it is more or less like having a very difficult bowel movement, isn't it?"
"Exactly."
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They should install web-cameras in your toilet bowl and display the real time images on large HD monitors hung all around the bathroom. This way you can watch your own #bowelmovement in every conceivable angle. I know for sure Gwyneth Paltrow would buy one. #Goop
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They should install web-cameras in your toilet bowl and display the real time images on large HD monitors hung all around the bathroom. This way you can watch your own #bowelmovement in every conceivable angle. I know for sure Gwyneth Paltrow would buy one. #Goop
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"Gut bacteria may play a role in cognitive decline"
"constipated participants (bowel movements every three days or more) had significantly worse cognition, equivalent to 3.0 years more of chronological cognitive aging.
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A novel connection between gut bacteria and Alzheimer's biomarkers
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They found individuals with poorer cognition had lower levels of Clostridium and Ruminococcus."https://www.news-medical.net/news/20230719/Gut-bacteria-may-play-a-role-in-cognitive-decline.aspx
#BowelMovement
#gutbacteria
#Alzheimer
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"Gut bacteria may play a role in cognitive decline" :
"constipated participants (bowel movements every three days or more) had significantly worse cognition, equivalent to 3.0 years more of chronological cognitive aging.
[…]
A novel connection between gut bacteria and Alzheimer's biomarkers
[…]
They found individuals with poorer cognition had lower levels of Clostridium and Ruminococcus."https://www.news-medical.net/news/20230719/Gut-bacteria-may-play-a-role-in-cognitive-decline.aspx