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#DefinitelyNotPingu... #ForThePenguiins...!

And, the #BiPolarBears...

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#BroadcastEvent #BroadCastingFromHome #SomewhereInEurope #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SimulCast #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TootToot #BeepBeep #NootNoot #WhootToot #BoopThatNose #NotBradPitt #NotShaniaTwain #AlsoNotIsaacAsimov

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews with #SomeNews...

#IT's #TotallyNotNews...

We're #NotQuite #PayingAttention to #Taboo; #NotReally... #NotFully...

#NoSpoilers #OrAnything; but... #IT #SeemsToBe #ALotLike #TheRing / #Ringu...

But #Before #VHSVideoTape had been #Invented...

#NotPingu... #ForThePenguiins...!

And, the #BiPolarBears...

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#BroadcastEvent #BroadCastingFromHome #SomewhereInEurope #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #SimulCast #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TootToot #BeepBeep #NootNoot #WhootToot #BoopThatNose

#Oooph...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay of:

• #Updaticating #AllTheRobots;
• #EatingDoughnuts; and,
• #Napping #InBetween #OtherNaps...

#IT #Might be #Time for #PiñaColadas...

#ToMake a #LargePiñaCollider... #YouWillNeed:

• #PineappleJuice;
• #LotsAndLots of #Rum (#AnyOldRum #WillDo);
• #CreamOfCoconut (#TotallySuitableForVegans);
• #Limes (#AlsoSuitableForVegetarians);
• #Ice (#TotallySuitableForPolarBears); and,
• A #ParticleAccelerator...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSeasonalNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

#IT'll be #SpringSoon...

#RaindropsOnRoses
And #RaindropsOnOtherStuff
#AnotherHaiku

We will #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#DontForget; #AllRugbySocksMatter and #ShortShorts...

Did we #Decide on a #BringYourBestWelliesToWorkDay...?

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#LotRO: #DeadBeforeRohan #Update

#KnockKnockJoke:

<<Knock-Knock>>
Who's there?
No one - everyone's been "banned"...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? | #StillNope™️...

#DontForget; #Stroopwafels are #PermeantlyBanned... And, #MordorHasFallen

#WeStandWithPSiReN | #LotROStillDown #DeadGame

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits, and an #Update...

Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️

#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #JustAsWell that #NoOneCares; because #Reasons and #RacistHomophobes...

#Meanwhile... #SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayThirtyThree and #Still #StuffToDo...

#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and #Hooray for #NotLotRO...

With a #SparklyPony... And, #FancyHats...

There's a #ToughDecision #ComingUp:

• #FrenchCroissants; or,
• #BelgianPears...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

#DontForget... #DiscordIsForImbeciles

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