#verydark — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#AndSo another #NewSeason #Begins...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy is #TryingOut #TheNewPaladin... He's in #TheDrivingSeat #ThisSeason and I just get to #KickBack and #GetStoned #OffMyArse... #Maybe... #ReadABook; #OrSomething...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital; #Because...

#Quote: "We're #SomewhatDigital in a #MostlyNonBinaryWorld..."

With #TheRightStaff™️

#IT's #Great #BeingRetired...

#TryIT; you #Might #LikeIT...

#DontForget... #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #EULaw #BeingLegal #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy has #Borrowed the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to #Visit #HisMum...

#OnlyForBorrowsies; #NotForKeepsies...

#Phew; #IT's #JustAsWell that we're #FineForDiesel, aye...

#Meanwhile...

#PurpleThings #TasteOfPurple...

With #AllTheWinning... In #UltraHD / #4KFormat for #TheNext20Years; #OrSo...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #EULaw #BeingLegal

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; #MustBe #KnightTime... #OrSomething

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #CakeAndIceCream that we're #GoingToShare; #Because... #Sharing...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FullOfNuts #MostlyNuts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateNightBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #Football just isn't... #GayEnough...

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#TheFediverse #Fediversing #BeingEuropean

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPowerCutNotNewsUpdate; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside and #QuiteMoist; we've also #EatenAllTheDoughnuts...

#CaptainRedBeanBear has been #Comforting the #LittleBabies to #MakeSure they're not #Traumatised by the #UnplannedPowerOutage...

They're #DoingFine and we've #ResistedTheTemptation to #LightOne of #GwynethPaltrow's #VaginaScentedCandles #InTheDark...

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#Se7en #WaitingForNoodles #SomethingAboutSpoons

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWorkingAsIntendedNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews #Still with #ZeroFakebook and without #TheBenefit of #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside, aye...

#MustBe #KnightTime; #OrSomething...

#BTW: #PrincessDiana is #StillDead...

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#NotPrincessDiana #StillNotPrincessDiana #StillEuropean #StayingEuropean

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #MostrlyCloudy in #TheOutside and #VeryDark; #Because, #IT's #NightTime...

#Meanwhile... #Here's some #VeryQueerHistory for you...

#TheAuthor, #EFBenson, of #MappAndLucia #Fame; #HisFather was #TheArchBishopOfCanturbury whose #Wife #LeftHim for #AnotherWoman...

And, #Tilling is #JustDownTheRoad; near #Rye... #OnTheWay to #Folkestone, which is #StillThere in #TheInterdependentPeoplesUndemocraticRepublicOfKent...

#CheckITOut; #OrNot... #StillTrue™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWestWingMarathonNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; #Because #IT's #MovieNight... In the #NightTime... #IT's #Probably #StillCloudy...

#Meanwhile...

#MattSantos from #MiamiVice and #LALaw has #Won the #FictionalPresidentialRace; but, #PresumptiveWarCriminal, #LeoMcGarry has #Died... #IT's #OK; he was #DeadAlready...

#So... A #Win and a #Loss...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #StillWearing #ShortShorts; #Because he #Likes #ShortShorts... #JustLike #CyborgOrangeJesus...

#NextUp on #MovieNight... #MoreMovies...!

There are #Biscuits and #NibblyNuts... And, #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#HaveFun and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#PiratePower

#ThisChristmas, we shall #Mostly be #NotSmelling of #FeetAndArseholes...

The #RussianLeather is #Dark... #VeryDark...

But #Shhh…. #DontTellAnyone; #IT’s #TopSecret…

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@ScienceAlert @sciencealert-ScienceAlert

#dark
#VeryDark

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24 #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...

##IT's #Halloween... #Eve...!

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers and #TheBFF is making #SnozzidgesAndMash... With #OnionGravy...

#IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians; especially #IF they "like" #Snozzidges... They're made with #Pork...

#IT's also #VeryDark in #TheOutside; because #IT's #NightTime...

#DontPanic... #IT'll be #LightAgain... #Tomorrow...

#TheForecast is for #SomeMore #SnugglySockWeather... | #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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@MishaVanMollusq @mastreani

#TrueFact: I met #CliveBarker once at #TheBlock / #LondonApprentice on #OldStreet in #London... #ManyManyYearsAgo...

#He #MightNotRemember; it was #VeryDark...

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