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Ask Dr. Moron: “Are bangs dangerous for my hair in summer?” 💣💥🧨
To bangs or not to bangs? That is the haircut question. As once summer hits, the human female is up against a plethora of essential hair decisions. One of which may be to do bangs (or not).
Today’s filly in distress is here to pose such a question to our esteemed Dr. Moron, a man whom faced (and defeated) male pattern balding at age 31 and knows nothing about bangs (or hair for that matter) now aged 41. Such is his medical brilliance, he’s not letting that save this dame from herself.
The Dangers of Bangs During the Summer
Disclaimer: Pay no attention at all to our medical "advice", it is utter nonsense and you would be an imbecile to take any of it seriously (you foolish cretin).
Dear Dr. Moron,
I’m thinking of getting bangs as a cute new summer hairdo. What do you think? I’m 21, incredibly good looking (so can pull most hairdos off tbh) and a woman. I’m single atm and want to get some dead fit guys interested in me.
Will bangs do that, or will too many of them be slaughtered in the subsequent explosions associated with this type of fringe? Because I don’t want to be done for murder or anything, I just want a nice new haircut to impress my mates and get hot blokes interested in me.
My current look isn’t cutting it (no pun intended there) so yeah. Just want bangs, that’d do it right? So long as it doesn’t kill no one, as previously indicated (really gotta stress that point), so yeah let me know what you think. You dealt with many bangs related severe injuries and the like?
Kind regards,
Rachel
Hi there, Rachel. Yes, I have indeed had to deal with many horrific injuries as a direct result of the bangs haircut. It’s truly one of the most violent hairdos known to humankind and it’s very selfish to pursue this look, not least due to the devastation to:
- Buildings and other constructions
- Anyone you’re dating
- Your singed eyebrows
Do you want singed eyebrows, Rachel? Do you!? Well, that’s what going to happen with bangs. Plus, there’s the possibility your hair will explode during a date and wipe your date, you, and the place you’re in (e.g. a bar) out in one foul swoop.
Do you want that on your conscience, Rachel? Do you!?
Exactly, so there’s only one viable solution here. You need to buy a pair of buzzers and shave all your hair off. That may be in the exact opposite direction of where you wanted to head, but when people’s lives are on the line you just need to do the right thing, love. All the best.
#AgonyAunt #bangs #Fashion #Hair #haircut #Humor #medical #Satire #satirical #Silly -
Ask Dr. Moron: “Are bangs dangerous for my hair in summer?” 💣💥🧨
To bangs or not to bangs? That is the haircut question. As once summer hits, the human female is up against a plethora of essential hair decisions. One of which may be to do bangs (or not).
Today’s filly in distress is here to pose such a question to our esteemed Dr. Moron, a man whom faced (and defeated) male pattern balding at age 31 and knows nothing about bangs (or hair for that matter) now aged 41. Such is his medical brilliance, he’s not letting that save this dame from herself.
The Dangers of Bangs During the Summer
Disclaimer: Pay no attention at all to our medical "advice", it is utter nonsense and you would be an imbecile to take any of it seriously (you foolish cretin).
Dear Dr. Moron,
I’m thinking of getting bangs as a cute new summer hairdo. What do you think? I’m 21, incredibly good looking (so can pull most hairdos off tbh) and a woman. I’m single atm and want to get some dead fit guys interested in me.
Will bangs do that, or will too many of them be slaughtered in the subsequent explosions associated with this type of fringe? Because I don’t want to be done for murder or anything, I just want a nice new haircut to impress my mates and get hot blokes interested in me.
My current look isn’t cutting it (no pun intended there) so yeah. Just want bangs, that’d do it right? So long as it doesn’t kill no one, as previously indicated (really gotta stress that point), so yeah let me know what you think. You dealt with many bangs related severe injuries and the like?
Kind regards,
Rachel
Hi there, Rachel. Yes, I have indeed had to deal with many horrific injuries as a direct result of the bangs haircut. It’s truly one of the most violent hairdos known to humankind and it’s very selfish to pursue this look, not least due to the devastation to:
- Buildings and other constructions
- Anyone you’re dating
- Your singed eyebrows
Do you want singed eyebrows, Rachel? Do you!? Well, that’s what going to happen with bangs. Plus, there’s the possibility your hair will explode during a date and wipe your date, you, and the place you’re in (e.g. a bar) out in one foul swoop.
Do you want that on your conscience, Rachel? Do you!?
Exactly, so there’s only one viable solution here. You need to buy a pair of buzzers and shave all your hair off. That may be in the exact opposite direction of where you wanted to head, but when people’s lives are on the line you just need to do the right thing, love. All the best.
#AgonyAunt #bangs #Fashion #Hair #haircut #Humor #medical #Satire #satirical #Silly -
CW: 🔞 NSFW 🔥18+ Nudity
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How to Create Custom Bangs in Kagi Search
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DS9-MAFgA5k/
I like Chaewon's outfit here, but I think she looks better with the bangs over her forehead than with the parting.
#Kpop #Chaewon #LeSserafim #KpopStyling #Hair #Bangs #Fringe
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My not-for-profit search engine with no ads, no AI, & all DDG bangs
#HackerNews #notforprofit #searchengine #noads #DDG #bangs #privacyfocused
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Just checked out #WebLibre; a new #gecko / #firefox-based browser for #android.
Clearly still very alpha state but this smells surprisingly good!
It's got some very interesting features that I'd want my browser to have such as #TOR in private tabs (or custom containers), built-in #bangs, link handling dialog, sensible defaults and quite a lot of other stuff.
It's great to finally see some actual innovation in the mobile browser space since, what, 5 years?
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CW: Wss366 Microfic Possibly sacrilegious
EMERGENCY The Rapture
#Wss366 #MastoPrompt #MicroPrompt
#WritersCoffeeClub 18 Sept: Have you written something blasphemous?#Bang! Suddenly, the sky lit up, and people on the park swings began floating up in the air. At least some of them. Arms of the monkey bars reached out to capture others.
I lowered the sun visor in the car and checked my emergency list of actions to take during the Rapture.
- Put on sun-#screen. (Cancer risk: Health risk of divine rays unknown.)
- #Comb your #bangs. (First impressions are important.)
- Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
- Step out of the car slowly, and keep your hands in plain view. (Lightning Risk)
#NMV366 #NMPrompts #NMMP #MicroFiction #TootFiction #Drabble #NMWCC @extraspecialbitter
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STAYC -- Yoon
With the release of STAYC -- I Want It, we get to see a bangless* Yoon.
I've seen posts treating this hairstyle as an occasion for rejoicing - "Yoon's forehead free at last!" - but I'm not so sure, as I believe in the beauty of bangs.**
However, I am aware that more than personal preferences might be at work here, so I am beginning to look at the semiotics of bangs.***
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bangs_l_5d6ebec8e4b0cdfe0576db28
* "fringe free"
** " the fairness of fringes"
*** "the meanings of fringes"#Kpop #KpopPix #Yoon #STAYC #Bangs #Fringes #Hair #Hairstyles
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@mbergnordlie #bangs https://duckduckgo.com/bangs har duck duck go kalt dette og andre søkeverktøy, slik som Kagi https://help.kagi.com/kagi/features/bangs.html ser ut til støtte dettte
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Fromis_9 -- Chaeyoung
I'm glad that the remaining members of Fromis_9 have managed to hang onto the group's name, although I will miss the others. I wonder what sort of sound they will have in the future.
I thought hard about this picture before posting it, because even for a dedicated bangsbeliever/fringeophile like myself, this hair might be too much. Then I looked again, gave in, and decided to post, moderation be damned.
#Kpop #KpopPix #Chaeyoung #Fromis9 #Hairstyles #KpopStyling #Bangs #Fringe
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IVE -- Wonyoung
IVE are as often as not a miss as a hit for me, nor is Wonyoung my bias, but I must say she looks wonderful here - I love, love, LOVE the fringe/bangs!
#Kpop #KpopPix #IVE #Wonyoung #KpopStyling #Hairstyle #Fringe #Bangs
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I published an article called “Mobile Phones, Wikipedia, and DuckDuckGo Bangs (featuring !wm)🦆” at
https://www.ii.com/mobile-phones-wikipedia-duckduckgo-bangs/
#DuckDuckGo #DDG #Wikipedia #Mobile #MobilePhones #Search #Bangs
#InfiniteInk #Browsers #IUseThis #Uses #Privacy #Security #Productivity #GTD #WebDev #Byℵ #ByNM
