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What, are you a cop or somth? -
お前サツか？
What, are you a cop or somth? -
お前サツか？
What, are you a cop or somth? -
お前サツか？
What, are you a cop or somth? -
お前サツか？
What, are you a cop or somth? -
@Tweetfiction
Hm.
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Skipped country leaving almost everything behind. Twice.
2. Broke a leg while landing with a too-small parachute.
3. Learned to juggle (After 30 years of trying and failing)
4. YOLO-ed the HRT based on guesstimations. Ended up guessing right.
5. Started to take selfies and like them (thanks to 4). -
@Tweetfiction
Hm.
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Skipped country leaving almost everything behind. Twice.
2. Broke a leg while landing with a too-small parachute.
3. Learned to juggle (After 30 years of trying and failing)
4. YOLO-ed the HRT based on guesstimations. Ended up guessing right.
5. Started to take selfies and like them (thanks to 4). -
@Tweetfiction
Hm.
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Skipped country leaving almost everything behind. Twice.
2. Broke a leg while landing with a too-small parachute.
3. Learned to juggle (After 30 years of trying and failing)
4. YOLO-ed the HRT based on guesstimations. Ended up guessing right.
5. Started to take selfies and like them (thanks to 4). -
@Tweetfiction
Hm.
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Skipped country leaving almost everything behind. Twice.
2. Broke a leg while landing with a too-small parachute.
3. Learned to juggle (After 30 years of trying and failing)
4. YOLO-ed the HRT based on guesstimations. Ended up guessing right.
5. Started to take selfies and like them (thanks to 4). -
@Tweetfiction
Hm.
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Skipped country leaving almost everything behind. Twice.
2. Broke a leg while landing with a too-small parachute.
3. Learned to juggle (After 30 years of trying and failing)
4. YOLO-ed the HRT based on guesstimations. Ended up guessing right.
5. Started to take selfies and like them (thanks to 4). -
• One summer I lived with a drug dealer, a convict out on parole (for drug & manslaughter charges), a homophobic gang member with an underage girlfriend who had a fake ID that allowed her to work as a nude dancer, and a gay man dying of AIDS and his large boa constrictor. We somehow all ended up renting rooms in the same house at the same time. Believe it or not, we got along great and had a good time except for that one time when the dealer's supplier threatened to come back with "his boys" to teach us a lesson, causing the ex-con to panic and load his Glock so he could shoot anyone who came to the door.
That should fill all five of my slots, but just to oblige the format...
• I wrote my first web page in 1993.
• I owned one of the top 3 search results in several search engines for "Healthcare Internet" in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
• I once met Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick over dinner at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.
• I can write backwards in cursive.
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• One summer I lived with a drug dealer, a convict out on parole (for drug & manslaughter charges), a homophobic gang member with an underage girlfriend who had a fake ID that allowed her to work as a nude dancer, and a gay man dying of AIDS and his large boa constrictor. We somehow all ended up renting rooms in the same house at the same time. Believe it or not, we got along great and had a good time except for that one time when the dealer's supplier threatened to come back with "his boys" to teach us a lesson, causing the ex-con to panic and load his Glock so he could shoot anyone who came to the door.
That should fill all five of my slots, but just to oblige the format...
• I wrote my first web page in 1993.
• I owned one of the top 3 search results in several search engines for "Healthcare Internet" in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
• I once met Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick over dinner at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.
• I can write backwards in cursive.
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• One summer I lived with a drug dealer, a convict out on parole (for drug & manslaughter charges), a homophobic gang member with an underage girlfriend who had a fake ID that allowed her to work as a nude dancer, and a gay man dying of AIDS and his large boa constrictor. We somehow all ended up renting rooms in the same house at the same time. Believe it or not, we got along great and had a good time except for that one time when the dealer's supplier threatened to come back with "his boys" to teach us a lesson, causing the ex-con to panic and load his Glock so he could shoot anyone who came to the door.
That should fill all five of my slots, but just to oblige the format...
• I wrote my first web page in 1993.
• I owned one of the top 3 search results in several search engines for "Healthcare Internet" in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
• I once met Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick over dinner at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.
• I can write backwards in cursive.
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• One summer I lived with a drug dealer, a convict out on parole (for drug & manslaughter charges), a homophobic gang member with an underage girlfriend who had a fake ID that allowed her to work as a nude dancer, and a gay man dying of AIDS and his large boa constrictor. We somehow all ended up renting rooms in the same house at the same time. Believe it or not, we got along great and had a good time except for that one time when the dealer's supplier threatened to come back with "his boys" to teach us a lesson, causing the ex-con to panic and load his Glock so he could shoot anyone who came to the door.
That should fill all five of my slots, but just to oblige the format...
• I wrote my first web page in 1993.
• I owned one of the top 3 search results in several search engines for "Healthcare Internet" in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
• I once met Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick over dinner at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.
• I can write backwards in cursive.
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• One summer I lived with a drug dealer, a convict out on parole (for drug & manslaughter charges), a homophobic gang member with an underage girlfriend who had a fake ID that allowed her to work as a nude dancer, and a gay man dying of AIDS and his large boa constrictor. We somehow all ended up renting rooms in the same house at the same time. Believe it or not, we got along great and had a good time except for that one time when the dealer's supplier threatened to come back with "his boys" to teach us a lesson, causing the ex-con to panic and load his Glock so he could shoot anyone who came to the door.
That should fill all five of my slots, but just to oblige the format...
• I wrote my first web page in 1993.
• I owned one of the top 3 search results in several search engines for "Healthcare Internet" in the late 1990's to early 2000's.
• I once met Steve Wozniak and Kevin Mitnick over dinner at a hole-in-the-wall restaurant.
• I can write backwards in cursive.
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I’m not a trender, trans or otherwise (😉) but I do like @Tweetfiction and want to make her happy, so!
• Had a 4-way makeout with 3 other girls on the roof of an Italian monastery
• Rode in a decommissioned Soviet military helicopter to upper Svaneti in Georgia, when I was 16
• Moved across the country to San Francisco on my own at 18, after applying as a roommate from a Craigslist ad (and before it was confirmed)
• Somehow escaped destitution and ended up in the top 3% of income for the US, despite never attending college
• and of course, began medical and social transition at 38 🤯 -
I’m not a trender, trans or otherwise (😉) but I do like @Tweetfiction and want to make her happy, so!
• Had a 4-way makeout with 3 other girls on the roof of an Italian monastery
• Rode in a decommissioned Soviet military helicopter to upper Svaneti in Georgia, when I was 16
• Moved across the country to San Francisco on my own at 18, after applying as a roommate from a Craigslist ad (and before it was confirmed)
• Somehow escaped destitution and ended up in the top 3% of income for the US, despite never attending college
• and of course, began medical and social transition at 38 🤯 -
I’m not a trender, trans or otherwise (😉) but I do like @Tweetfiction and want to make her happy, so!
• Had a 4-way makeout with 3 other girls on the roof of an Italian monastery
• Rode in a decommissioned Soviet military helicopter to upper Svaneti in Georgia, when I was 16
• Moved across the country to San Francisco on my own at 18, after applying as a roommate from a Craigslist ad (and before it was confirmed)
• Somehow escaped destitution and ended up in the top 3% of income for the US, despite never attending college
• and of course, began medical and social transition at 38 🤯 -
I’m not a trender, trans or otherwise (😉) but I do like @Tweetfiction and want to make her happy, so!
• Had a 4-way makeout with 3 other girls on the roof of an Italian monastery
• Rode in a decommissioned Soviet military helicopter to upper Svaneti in Georgia, when I was 16
• Moved across the country to San Francisco on my own at 18, after applying as a roommate from a Craigslist ad (and before it was confirmed)
• Somehow escaped destitution and ended up in the top 3% of income for the US, despite never attending college
• and of course, began medical and social transition at 38 🤯 -
I’m not a trender, trans or otherwise (😉) but I do like @Tweetfiction and want to make her happy, so!
• Had a 4-way makeout with 3 other girls on the roof of an Italian monastery
• Rode in a decommissioned Soviet military helicopter to upper Svaneti in Georgia, when I was 16
• Moved across the country to San Francisco on my own at 18, after applying as a roommate from a Craigslist ad (and before it was confirmed)
• Somehow escaped destitution and ended up in the top 3% of income for the US, despite never attending college
• and of course, began medical and social transition at 38 🤯 -
@Tweetfiction
#5WildThingsIveDone1) Despite being a massively shy teenager, played Romeo in a high school play in front of 2000 people
2) Moved to a country with no job or prospects of finding a job (I could barely speak the language) to be with a girl
3) While living in a country that was a quasi-dictatorship, I worked for an organisation that was highly critical of the government (we found out years later that my bosses were being wiretapped by the secret service!)
4) Quit a comfy, reasonably well-paid job to take care of the kids
5) Cracked my egg at age 42 -
@Tweetfiction
#5WildThingsIveDone1) Despite being a massively shy teenager, played Romeo in a high school play in front of 2000 people
2) Moved to a country with no job or prospects of finding a job (I could barely speak the language) to be with a girl
3) While living in a country that was a quasi-dictatorship, I worked for an organisation that was highly critical of the government (we found out years later that my bosses were being wiretapped by the secret service!)
4) Quit a comfy, reasonably well-paid job to take care of the kids
5) Cracked my egg at age 42 -
@Tweetfiction
#5WildThingsIveDone1) Despite being a massively shy teenager, played Romeo in a high school play in front of 2000 people
2) Moved to a country with no job or prospects of finding a job (I could barely speak the language) to be with a girl
3) While living in a country that was a quasi-dictatorship, I worked for an organisation that was highly critical of the government (we found out years later that my bosses were being wiretapped by the secret service!)
4) Quit a comfy, reasonably well-paid job to take care of the kids
5) Cracked my egg at age 42 -
@Tweetfiction
#5WildThingsIveDone1) Despite being a massively shy teenager, played Romeo in a high school play in front of 2000 people
2) Moved to a country with no job or prospects of finding a job (I could barely speak the language) to be with a girl
3) While living in a country that was a quasi-dictatorship, I worked for an organisation that was highly critical of the government (we found out years later that my bosses were being wiretapped by the secret service!)
4) Quit a comfy, reasonably well-paid job to take care of the kids
5) Cracked my egg at age 42 -
@Tweetfiction
#5WildThingsIveDone1) Despite being a massively shy teenager, played Romeo in a high school play in front of 2000 people
2) Moved to a country with no job or prospects of finding a job (I could barely speak the language) to be with a girl
3) While living in a country that was a quasi-dictatorship, I worked for an organisation that was highly critical of the government (we found out years later that my bosses were being wiretapped by the secret service!)
4) Quit a comfy, reasonably well-paid job to take care of the kids
5) Cracked my egg at age 42 -
Ate paper
Ran blind
Played punk
Had twins
Slavi Show#5WildThingsIveDone #HashtagGames #Punk #Twins #SlaviShow #Bulgaria
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Ate paper
Ran blind
Played punk
Had twins
Slavi Show#5WildThingsIveDone #HashtagGames #Punk #Twins #SlaviShow #Bulgaria
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Ate paper
Ran blind
Played punk
Had twins
Slavi Show#5WildThingsIveDone #HashtagGames #Punk #Twins #SlaviShow #Bulgaria
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Ate paper
Ran blind
Played punk
Had twins
Slavi Show#5WildThingsIveDone #HashtagGames #Punk #Twins #SlaviShow #Bulgaria
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Ate paper
Ran blind
Played punk
Had twins
Slavi Show#5WildThingsIveDone #HashtagGames #Punk #Twins #SlaviShow #Bulgaria
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1. Got lost and ended up sending the night in the jungle on the Napali coast in Kauai, Hawaii
2. Wiped out on a skateboard immediately after being clocked at 55mph(88kph). I didn't have a scratch on me but my jeans weren't on me either.
3. Met my (ex) wife at Burning Man when she was totally high on mushrooms.
4. Got arrested at an anti-nuke protest and spent 3 days in jail, including about 8 hours in solidarity confinement.
5. Came out as #trans #transgender and started living my life as a woman at the age of 57 🩷 -
1. Got lost and ended up sending the night in the jungle on the Napali coast in Kauai, Hawaii
2. Wiped out on a skateboard immediately after being clocked at 55mph(88kph). I didn't have a scratch on me but my jeans weren't on me either.
3. Met my (ex) wife at Burning Man when she was totally high on mushrooms.
4. Got arrested at an anti-nuke protest and spent 3 days in jail, including about 8 hours in solidarity confinement.
5. Came out as #trans #transgender and started living my life as a woman at the age of 57 🩷 -
1. Got lost and ended up sending the night in the jungle on the Napali coast in Kauai, Hawaii
2. Wiped out on a skateboard immediately after being clocked at 55mph(88kph). I didn't have a scratch on me but my jeans weren't on me either.
3. Met my (ex) wife at Burning Man when she was totally high on mushrooms.
4. Got arrested at an anti-nuke protest and spent 3 days in jail, including about 8 hours in solidarity confinement.
5. Came out as #trans #transgender and started living my life as a woman at the age of 57 🩷 -
#5wildthingsivedone
1. hitchiked solo from south west England to Scotland and back so I could backpack in the mountains.
2. slept in a plastic bag on the summit of Yr Wydfa (Snowdon) so I could do the 14 peaks solo.
3. topped 100 miles per hour in my clapped out Ford Cortina
4. been in a glider when the tow rope broke before completing launch. I think the pilot was more scared than I was.
5. trying to do doughnuts in my Vauxhall Viva -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Emigrated to Canada with three children and no job, no house, no family on hand.
2. Turned up to do a Stand Up gig with no preparation. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Stand Up comedian.
3. Taught Toyah Wilcox (the pop star) to juggle on TV.
4. I was an extra in a TV show - a young vicar.
5. Sledged down Great Gable in the Lake District in a plastic bag. -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Emigrated to Canada with three children and no job, no house, no family on hand.
2. Turned up to do a Stand Up gig with no preparation. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Stand Up comedian.
3. Taught Toyah Wilcox (the pop star) to juggle on TV.
4. I was an extra in a TV show - a young vicar.
5. Sledged down Great Gable in the Lake District in a plastic bag. -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Emigrated to Canada with three children and no job, no house, no family on hand.
2. Turned up to do a Stand Up gig with no preparation. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Stand Up comedian.
3. Taught Toyah Wilcox (the pop star) to juggle on TV.
4. I was an extra in a TV show - a young vicar.
5. Sledged down Great Gable in the Lake District in a plastic bag. -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Emigrated to Canada with three children and no job, no house, no family on hand.
2. Turned up to do a Stand Up gig with no preparation. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Stand Up comedian.
3. Taught Toyah Wilcox (the pop star) to juggle on TV.
4. I was an extra in a TV show - a young vicar.
5. Sledged down Great Gable in the Lake District in a plastic bag. -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Emigrated to Canada with three children and no job, no house, no family on hand.
2. Turned up to do a Stand Up gig with no preparation. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Stand Up comedian.
3. Taught Toyah Wilcox (the pop star) to juggle on TV.
4. I was an extra in a TV show - a young vicar.
5. Sledged down Great Gable in the Lake District in a plastic bag. -
Hah, I wrote number 10! And I see it's taken on a life of it's own, niice. Keep it going! 😆
#5WildThingsIveDone -
Hah, I wrote number 10! And I see it's taken on a life of it's own, niice. Keep it going! 😆
#5WildThingsIveDone -
Hah, I wrote number 10! And I see it's taken on a life of it's own, niice. Keep it going! 😆
#5WildThingsIveDone -
Hah, I wrote number 10! And I see it's taken on a life of it's own, niice. Keep it going! 😆
#5WildThingsIveDone -
Hah, I wrote number 10! And I see it's taken on a life of it's own, niice. Keep it going! 😆
#5WildThingsIveDone -
Seeing this trending, so...
- in high school once struck out the side four times in a bouillabaseball playoff game
- witnessed the cataclysmic destruction of my home planet, along with my family and nearly everyone I loved
- crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by a family of Earthlings, and not turned over to the government
- survived the dreaded Melmacian hiccups
- once ate FOUR pot roasts at one sitting. FOUR. I'm not kidding about that. -
Seeing this trending, so...
- in high school once struck out the side four times in a bouillabaseball playoff game
- witnessed the cataclysmic destruction of my home planet, along with my family and nearly everyone I loved
- crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by a family of Earthlings, and not turned over to the government
- survived the dreaded Melmacian hiccups
- once ate FOUR pot roasts at one sitting. FOUR. I'm not kidding about that. -
Seeing this trending, so...
- in high school once struck out the side four times in a bouillabaseball playoff game
- witnessed the cataclysmic destruction of my home planet, along with my family and nearly everyone I loved
- crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by a family of Earthlings, and not turned over to the government
- survived the dreaded Melmacian hiccups
- once ate FOUR pot roasts at one sitting. FOUR. I'm not kidding about that. -
Seeing this trending, so...
- in high school once struck out the side four times in a bouillabaseball playoff game
- witnessed the cataclysmic destruction of my home planet, along with my family and nearly everyone I loved
- crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by a family of Earthlings, and not turned over to the government
- survived the dreaded Melmacian hiccups
- once ate FOUR pot roasts at one sitting. FOUR. I'm not kidding about that. -
Seeing this trending, so...
- in high school once struck out the side four times in a bouillabaseball playoff game
- witnessed the cataclysmic destruction of my home planet, along with my family and nearly everyone I loved
- crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by a family of Earthlings, and not turned over to the government
- survived the dreaded Melmacian hiccups
- once ate FOUR pot roasts at one sitting. FOUR. I'm not kidding about that. -
#5WildThingsIveDone
1. Went to Vegas solo at age 19
2. Joined the circus
3. Learned to play bagpipes on the unicycle
4. Took my grandma to a first date
5. Won two jalapeno eating contests