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  1. Anyway, how I read the above quote is that the people in charge of the economy are not serious people

    Which, I know, is not new

  2. PSA: I don’t know if this is a feature, or a Mastodon feature in general, but if you post while on someone’s someone’s profile page, the post tags that person

  3. My reputation for being a jokester sometimes produces unintended humor

    Was with a friend in the ER on Weds who developed sudden onset confusion and trouble forming new memories (they’re fine. Remember to hydrate, people. Especially doing outdoors stuff)

    About the 7th time they asked me “why are we here?” I replied “you’re having memory issues” and got the biggest laugh I’ve gotten in a while

  4. @CmdrTaco I guess I had a lot of sugar with my pancakes this morning. My wife just handed me a roll of toilet paper

    “What’s this for?”

    “TP for your bunghole.”

  5. “This AI thing better work out because if it doesn’t ... we’re going to have a problem,” said Torsten Slok, chief economist at investment firm Apollo Global Management.

    bro do you even lift?

  6. The long-held customs around responsible disclosure were drawn up when there were a small number of serious people (relative to the population of the internet at the time, which was small relative to the current population of the internet) with an earnest interest keeping things running

    Now, the large number people interested in security, and who have access to privileged discourse exist in a spectrum with “want-to-watch-the-world-burn” at one end

  7. Every single week, some idiot brews an urn of coffee into an already full urn then just walks away

  8. CW: Alcohol mention. Pagers. On call.

    You page Jim at 3am, you get Sleepy Jim
    You page Jim at 5pm, you get Tipsy Jim
    You page Jim at 8:15, you get Why Can’t These Assholes Figure Out How To Make Coffee Jim

  9. CW: Alcohol mention. Pagers. On call.

    “Who do think is least effective”
    ^
    you

    Maybe shitposting on Mastodon Jim

  10. CW: Alcohol mention. Pagers. On call.

    “Want to grab a drink?”

    “Aren’t you on call?”

    *slaps messenger bag* “I got my laptop with me.”

    “But…”

    “Listen. Who do think is least effective:”

  11. 2^384 and 384 only differ by 2

  12. Please remember that PHP is for entertainment purposes only

  13. All fixed!

  14. Oct 20: PKI
    Oct 21: PHP

  15. Piebald Blacktail Deer are supposed to be very rare, but in the population on the island where I live it is fairly common

    These animals are not albino (else they would have pink noses and irises) some are all white of coat, and some have patchy white coats

  16. The private key was not valued

  17. Is that a supermassive butthole?

  18. Vibe issuance

  19. @ami_angelwings I went back and forth on this before a third option completely overshadowed the two I was debating between. Jim Lee's X-Men got me reading Marvel again after a long break. I followed him when he started Wildstorm and still admire his style to this day.

    #FavWorkAtoZ #FavWorkJ #JimLee

  20. Always a treat. A couple of young red squirrels venturing around the garden today #Aberdeenshire #Scotland

  21. feel free to contrib opencollective.com/curl#catego ... its real annoying right now #curl

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