Nudeln Al Dente 🐘
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Today in WTF Castellano? : "Hay dos manzanas entre el hospital y la estación." 🍎🍏
FFS lads, you know you can just add more words, right?
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We have a red warning for extreme temperatures because it's going to hit 40°C here this afternoon. (Don't ask me wtf that is in American, I don't care)
I am hiding the fuck indoors with a pile of comics, some rapidly melting ice-cream & all the blinds down. 🥵
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What the fuck, #Babbel? There is so much wrong with both of these photos.
#LockPicking #archery #WeirdlyPosedPhotos #SexyCostumeForNoReason
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The latest #gamified app I've tried is Habitica & it did nothing much for me. I've come to the conclusion that my brain just doesn't respond to #gamification. So I gave up & installed some simple app that doesn't require an account or collecting points to feed a unicorn I hatched from an egg or whatever & it actually works way better for my needs.
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It's like 0°C today so of course our local #haunted / #drugdealing #icecream van is back!