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TIL that King Gustav III of Sweden ordered a study on twins sentenced to death, to see if coffee was deadly.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_III_of_Sweden%27s_coffee_experimentMy brain: this should have been performed as a double blind study with both twins getting their daily dose of beverage directly funneled into their stomach through a tube from a sealed thermos delivered by an uninvolved third party supplier. Previous study inconclusive due to bad execution, recommending a new trial with new convicts.
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Just woke up from a nightmare where I observed a test of the first "tactical thermonuclear weapon for law enforcement". The test failed, only the first stage ignited. I wrote a report on the poor performance, and advised further R&D.
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"Perfect is the enemy of done" I mumble to myself over and over as I resist the urge to reread an email for the 5th time before I send it.
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It's 23:40, I've been laying in the dark listening to music and trying to fall asleep for almost an hour.
My eyes just shot open, I've not felt more awake in days, and I have a powerful urge to practice juggling clubs for the first time in years.
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T is not cheese. #OutOfContextTheatre #WTFbrain
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Last Friday, some of you may recall that I drove 45 minutes to go to a dr. appointment, only to find out that I'd mixed up the dates and was a week early.🥴
Today, I got up early, got my coffee and started my day... doot de doo.
Just got a call from the dr (I'm at home) that my appointment was half an hour ago & I missed it 😶For those following the game, that's:
ADHD: 2, Mason: 0Follow me for more #adulting and #LifeSkill tips 😂