#worstofbreed β Public Fediverse posts
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π¨ WoB pattern: Multi-Agent Corporate Roleplay (BMAD)
Why write 50 lines of TypeScript when an AI Product Owner can write a 10,000-word PRD for an AI Architect to delegate to an AI Developer?
We've successfully automated the worst parts of Scrum! It's Executable Jira, but you pay per word. Enjoy trading deterministic compiler errors for prompt hallucinations and astronomical token bills!
https://worstofbreed.net/patterns/multi-agent-corporate-roleplay/
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π¨ WoB PATTERN: The 'Trust Me' JWT Parser
One of my favorites, since we saw it in the wild...
"Why pull in a heavy dependency like 'jjwt' or 'jose'? Parsing a JWT is just splitting a string by dots and decoding Base64. Easy!"
The result of "Not Invented Here" syndrome applied to cryptography. The developer understood that a JWT contains data, but missed the part where the signature ensures integrity.
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worstofbreed.net received two excellent additions to the archive recently. Thanks to Daniel and @stealthmusic for documenting the madness.
Both submissions have one in common: Excessive Granularity. We are observing teams drowning in repositories, pipelines, and YAML configurations, all in the name of "decoupling."
https://worstofbreed.net/patterns/nano-service-swarm/
https://worstofbreed.net/radar/2026/#one-to-twenty#devops #engineeringculture #systemdesign #distributedmonolith #worstofbreed