#whatswrongwithme — Public Fediverse posts

I'm almost finally done with the slide deck I should have done weeks ago but there's still 25 minutes until the VERY LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE so I'm actively avoiding it even though it makes me terribly anxious.

#work #productivity #whatswrongwithme

@silverseasun @howler0502 I have been practicing the Mozart violin concerto #3, and it's a good thing I don't have the same reaction because I think of Annie EVERY SINGLE TIME. #WhatsWrongWithMe?

Things that go through my head:

To the tune of "One of these things is not like the other" from Sesame Street:

Jesus really likes it when you bake him a pony
Super Baby Jesus, Little Jesus eats the pony

#seminarygrad #whatswrongwithme

Does anyone else take on a different persona for seemingly unknown reasons? I was outside in the garage, minding my business, when two gentlemen slowed down in their car to ask me if I was interested in them pressure washing my driveway. My response in my best Australian accent: “really? I’m in me boxers mate” #introvert #whyamilikethis #whatswrongwithme #thestruggleisreal

A #donald required three, (three!) #flushes to disappear this morning. I've not been eating #polystyrene. #whatsWrongWithMe ?