#valentinesdaytips — Public Fediverse posts
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When your wife tells you her best friend from high school is a swinger, the ONLY response is, "That's nice dear." Definitely NOT "when do we get a babysitter?"
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When your wife asks you, "does this make my butt look fat?" DO NOT reply with, "no, your butt makes that look tight."
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When your wife tells you, "you never listen to me." DO NOT reply with, "What?"