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My doggo thought you sucked
That was enough for me
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Outside: Here is something just for you. ❤️

Inside: see pix

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I always think of you, my dear Ex, when I hear Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight"

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Outside: Here is what I think of you.
Inside: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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You're not getting the records you left at my place back. Consider that an asshole tax.

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Bye Bye Love! Bye Bye Happiness!
Hello Loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry!

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Front of card: Hearts and Music notes
Inside: At Last (My Love has Come Along) music plays
Written inside, thought you should know.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️🎵🎵🎵🎵

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

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I wanted something quick & easy, but not that quick
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Remind me again why we broke up

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If you promise to quit whoring, I'll promise to quit my thugging

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Be My Ex-Ex. Then We can XXX

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I just had sex before I signed this card.

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I still have feelings for you so I bought you a small piece of land. Enjoy honey

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We were together
We were just fine
And then you cheated
With my own step dad

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One of those musical cards that play a song when you open it, featuring:

“F*ck You” - CeeLo Green

(too harsh?)

https://youtu.be/pc0mxOXbWIU

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d say I miss you
But we know it ain’t true

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#valentinesdaycardtomyexsaid:

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me want to scram..

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#valentinesdaycardtomyexsaid:

How do I Loathe Thee? Let Me Count The Ways..

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Tonight's game is
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How to play: Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat!
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