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  1. Ein zweiter Fotobeitrag im Rahmen unser #Vorstellung

    #Allhands #Meeting mit allen Mitarbeitern des #ITKombinat in der #Zeche #Zollverein mit verschiedenen Workshops zu Themen wie:

    #Workation: Wir planen als Unternehmen im Juni mit der gesamten Firma für eine Woche nach #Portugal zu reisen.

    #Digitale #Souveränität: wir planen als Firma die Abhängigkeit von US-Konzernen & unsere #VendorLockins zu minimieren.

    Über beide Maßnahmen werden wir hier regelmäßig mit #Toots berichten.

    #HelloWorld

  2. Wir starten die ersten #Toots mit ein paar Fotobeiträgen, die unser Unternehmen vorstellen sollen. Hier von unserem #Management #Offsite im wunderschönen #Brombachtal / #Odenwald.

    Die 5 #Gründer trafen sich, um sich im dritten Jahr nach #Firmengründung über die #UnternehmensStrategie der nächsten Jahre abzustimmen.

    Wichtige Eckpunkte sind hierbei der fachliche Fokus auf #Telekommunikation #Security und #KI. In diesen Themenfeldern wollen wir weiter wachsen!

    #helloWorld #Einführung

  3. CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly

    I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.

    #Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
    On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling.

    #JustSaying.

  4. CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly

    I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.

    #Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
    On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling.

    #JustSaying.

  5. CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly

    I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.

    #Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
    On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling.

    #JustSaying.

  6. CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly

    I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.

    #Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
    On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling.

    #JustSaying.

  7. CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly

    I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.

    #Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
    On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling.

    #JustSaying.

  8. Meine bereits deutlich spürbare #Schere im #Kopf hat den #Inhalt dieses #Toots signifikant verändert.

  9. When #reposting (er... #boosting) a coherent #thread of #toots (er... #posts), always start from the BOTTOM of the thread, so the toots (er... you know) are arranged logically. See @festal's excellent fresh thread below in my feed. ⤵️

  10. hey MastoFam, I’m trying to be more active on here. I just downloaded the Ivory mac client, and I think that will help. I look forward to #engaging with your #toots 🙏

  11. thegx.ca/forum/index.php?threa

    #TheGx #TheGxForum #TheGxSportsForum #TheGxSportsBettingForum #TheGamblersCrossroads #TheGxSportsGamblingForum #TheGxTheGamblersCrossroads #TheGxBestBetOThaDay #JoinIn #chat #chats #toot #toots #Sport #nhl #sports #hockey #betting #gambling #nfl #football #nba #basketball #mlb #baseball #soccer #premierleague #esport #esports #phelps123 #tennis #cricket #curling #rugby #ncaa #boxing #cfl #mma #ufc #nascar #mls #golf #pga #atp #uefa #epl #racing #f1 #grandprix #championsleague #賭仔三岔口 #新聞 #籃球 #足球 #體育新聞 #新闻 #篮球 #体育 #賭博 #冰球 #欖球 #榄球 #棒球 #vitterd #vitch #vitched #vitchmade #ratterd #clitterd #clitterd #clittard #rattard #ratturd #mattylice #queenclitty #kingvitty #p⁵4lifer #fattymatty #fattymoments #miamimarlins #marlins

    🔥🔥🔥 TheGx Best Bet O’ Tha Day - August 02nd 2023 🔥🔥🔥

    Hey @EnikkLies mattymoments fatty matty lice vitterd queen clitty queen clitty king vitch or whatever you changed your name to ya creepy old pervy pathetic fucking cowardly cowering clittering p⁵4lifer hideout goof guess what...? THAT RIGHT YA #vitched the Phillies in extra innings 🐀💩 YA EARLESS PIECE OF SHIT SO IT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR THEGX BEST BET O' THA DAY THREAD TODAY AHAHA SO GO FUCK YOURSELF AND STAY OFF OUR FORUM🖕🤌

    TheGx Forum open thread for anyone to share their best bet o’ tha day AND TO TELL 🐀💩 TO FUCK OFF🍻

  12. #Goedemorgen #toots! Hoe is het ermee? ❤️🫶

    Is er hier ook een soort #TerugVolgVrijdag of werkt die alleen als #terugvolgzondag ?? 🫂

    🚲Let’s connect!
    #maak er een mooie dag en #weekend van!

    ☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️🍀☀️

  13. @Mrfunkedude
    WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT HERE???
    For a #tweet, it's a #twoosh. Nobody will tell me the cool name for them here. I thought it could be "toosh," but that doesn't follow the ee-->oo vowel shift that twoosh does.
    I'm slightly obsessed with making them, whatever they are called. It has become a bit of a problem since I made the #TwitterMigration to #Mastodon. It was fun on Twitter. #280characters is oddly easy for me to hit.

    When I moved here, I thought, "I can do 500 no sweat." But then I picked an instance for its funny #Portal2 reference that has a 1024 character limit! That's, like 2^10! It takes altogether too long for me to compose something pithy, struggle to expand it, and then end up at >1500 and have to cut the whole part about how Twitter's original #140character limit made me quit the site and the #factorial joke I loved.

    Which is all a long-winded way to ask you, in your capacity as #MayorOfTootTown, to please come up with a good name for Mastodon #Toots that hit #Counter0. Pretty please?

  14. I am only seeing my own #toots tonight, I haven't even seen a single @donmelton repost in the last 6 hours.

    So I shall go to bed and read a few hours more creepy #SciFi by #OliviaButler - The next one is the book she hated so much that she pulled it from publication, so given the rest of the #Patternist series, I dread to think what that has in it!

    Still at least it's not #Alien #TentaclePorn :flan_confused:

  15. Instead of #tweets or #toots, I’m calling this a #rumble. Because well, I imagine that’s the sound a mastodon would make. Trumpet is another (like an elephant), but you know who would want to take credit for that.

    Also:
    #bleat
    #oink
    #bellow
    #yap

    I’m also a big fan of bodily noises.
    #fart
    “Wait a minute, I have to post this fart on mastodon”.
    I know, we’re very serious here.

  16. Oké, na het veranderen van #Instance vergeten weer een #Introductie te plaatsen.

    Ik:
    Geboren in #Limburg, maar nu ook #Groninger. Hou van #koken, #gamen, #DungeonsAndDragons en #SlowTV. Woon samen met mijn leuke partner #Queer #LHBTQ

    Werk: Postdoc/Senior onderzoeker op de #IntensiveCare. Werkt aan #nazorg, #revalidatie, #ZorgInnovatie, #eHealth en #ZorgInnovatie #SeriousGaming

    Interesses: #Creativiteit, #Gezondheid, #IntegraleZorg, #Diversiteit

    Hopelijk tot #Toots!

  17. @chrisfrench And welcome to the #fediverse! Because the #decentralized network, you'll get into the #groove a lot quicker if you use the #heck out of #hashtags in your #toots