#toots — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #toots, aggregated by home.social.
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@Musicaloris
Hört sich nach einem Trainingscenter für #Toots an. Würde dann auf jeden Fall Sinn ergeben. -
Two of the options on the wheel you can spin to maybe give treats to the cats don't actually give them treats. One of those two reads, "Your toots scared the cats!"
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@cazabon @LJ I agree 100% and was tooting about my issues with it at least a month ago. All I got in return were explanations of why it's a #GoodThing.🙄 It seems to be a workaround for shortcomings in the way federation handles hashtags. I say fix the shortcomings. In the meantime, I just add a lot of #pointless #hashtags to my #toots to make tags.pub #WorkHarder.
Also, it really pisses me off that the system converts #CamelCase to #lowercase.
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Today new #sparkplugs, #coolant refresh and #oil change - had to jack up car and put ramps underneath other way round rather than drive on to them - bumper slightly fouls ramp ( #bladibarsket ).
Also chocked rear wheels for #safety
Sparkplugs are #Bosch 0 242 230 806 FQR8LEU2
( #AltText contains useful info on tools, methods etc if you have a #Vauxhall / #Opel / #CorsaC #HoldenBarina with #Z12XEP #engine, I try to put this info in the text on any of my #toots about #CarMaintenance )
[ as there's spare space in this toot I added #Holden #Barina as hashtags for anyone here who is in #Australia or #NewZealand #Aotearoa ]
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If you want to know where I'm coming from, go to my Mastodon home page and click on the "Media," link.
Alternatively, use THIS link:
https://justmytoots.com/@Guillotine_Jo[email protected]
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
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If you become anxious after posting a Toot you might be suffering from PTSD.
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#Mannomannomann, was habe ich um 05.30 Uhr für glorreiche Ideen für PERFEKTE #Toots, die ich um 07.30 Uhr wieder vergessen habe...
Ich sage nur so viel: W-E-L-T-B-E-W-E-G-E-N-D. -
@NatalieDavis
Not sure why Mrs Trump has to take reality out of context.
Entitlement has its limits.
Bill
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Hey, is there a way on Mastodon to filter out people boosting their own toots while maintaining other boosts in general? A few of my follows are serial #mastoboosters.
#mastodon #boosts #toots #mastoboosters #mastobaters #masterboosters #tootingtheirownhorns
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Mastondon-Frage: Macht ihr Backups eurer Inhalte? Ich meine keine, die man irgendwie wieder "einspielen" könnte, sondern nur so eure Toots für euch? Das einfachste wäre ja, den Feed (z.B. https://wue.social/@dasaweb.rss) zu nehmen, hat aber keine Bilder, keine Replys etc. Macht das jemand? Oder legt ihr darauf keinen Wert?
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Ein zweiter Fotobeitrag im Rahmen unser #Vorstellung
#Allhands #Meeting mit allen Mitarbeitern des #ITKombinat in der #Zeche #Zollverein mit verschiedenen Workshops zu Themen wie:
#Workation: Wir planen als Unternehmen im Juni mit der gesamten Firma für eine Woche nach #Portugal zu reisen.
#Digitale #Souveränität: wir planen als Firma die Abhängigkeit von US-Konzernen & unsere #VendorLockins zu minimieren.
Über beide Maßnahmen werden wir hier regelmäßig mit #Toots berichten.
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Wir starten die ersten #Toots mit ein paar Fotobeiträgen, die unser Unternehmen vorstellen sollen. Hier von unserem #Management #Offsite im wunderschönen #Brombachtal / #Odenwald.
Die 5 #Gründer trafen sich, um sich im dritten Jahr nach #Firmengründung über die #UnternehmensStrategie der nächsten Jahre abzustimmen.
Wichtige Eckpunkte sind hierbei der fachliche Fokus auf #Telekommunikation #Security und #KI. In diesen Themenfeldern wollen wir weiter wachsen!
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13yo *makes a noise*
me: what did you just do?
13: no
me: what?
13: huh?
spouse: what is happening right now
13 *wails*: i don't know!
me *giggling*: you made a noise and I asked what you just did and you said no
13: i thought you said 'did you just toot'!
We really shouldn't be allowed out in public.
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CW: hashtag oversaturation, absolutely non-screenreader friendly
I #do #not #understand the #urge to #put a #hashtag in #front of #random #words in #toots.
#Besides the #fact that it is a #pain in the #ass for #screenreader #users, #most of those #hashtags are just #useless and do #not even #help to #reach a #bigger #audience.
On the #contrary, even for #sighted #folks it's #hard to #read, so they #probably #ignore the #post and just #continue #scrolling. -
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Toots & The Maytals:
🎵 54-46 Was My Numberhttps://djguss.bandcamp.com/track/toots-the-maytals-54-46-was-my-number-guss-edit
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As far as I can tell, according to that mastodon dot social guy, the word 'Toot' is official over for Mastodon posts.
That may be so (my instance still has a Toot button) but I propose the term Subtoot remain.
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El #Idioma de las #Publicaciones (#Toots) en Mastodon permiten no solo la clasificación de los propios #Mensajes para poder ser filtrados por el idioma, sino que también permiten la activación del «botón» de #Traducción en aquellas instancias o servidores que tengan implementada (activada) la traducción de mensajes (de publicaciones), si no coincide con el idioma de nuestra interfaz.
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In light of recent #scotus guidelines on secrecy, please sign this #nda declaring that you will not tell anyone about the content of my #toots. Your viewing of this #toot constit(oo)ts your acceptance of these terms.
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I [YOUR NAME GOES HERE],
Being of sound mind, agree to not tell anyone about @lackattack 's toots. Should I reveal the content of any toots, I can and will be held liable in a court of law.
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